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Chopblock 156 points ago +156 / -0

There’s a stuffed toy Conan? There’s a stuffed. Toy. Conan. Conan. As a stuffed toy.

For Christmas I’m asking Santa for a Daniel Defense Upper, Bulk 5.56×45mm NATO, Licensed to Lie by Sydney Powell... and a stuffed dog toy.

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Chopblock 56 points ago +56 / -0

I just figured out how to justify this purchase to the wife:

First aid kits should include a comfort object and distractions for child patients or children of injured parents..

What would be better for that job than Conan, the hard chargin’ Pence lovin’ Trump obeyin’ tunnel diggin’ dog fluff sheddin’ tongue waggin’ big barker?

’c’mon honey I need this toy for my kit!

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BlackJack1776 22 points ago +22 / -0

Order two.

Leave one on her pillow, with a note saying "I love you like Conan loves ISIS flavored chew toys".

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Mainwar 7 points ago +7 / -0

carry heavy, ask for 6.8

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Cyrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

.458 for me please

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Mainwar 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh, YEAH.......

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Groupthinkgroupthink 55 points ago +55 / -0

I see what you did there.

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Thehoytime 54 points ago +55 / -1

Put that hat on ebay, sell it for 10k.

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USRifle_Cal30M1 49 points ago +49 / -0

I’d hand build a special display case for all of that stuff. You don’t sell an autographed personal gift given to you from the best president in history.

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TheKeknadian 12 points ago +12 / -0

his descendants will

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rossiFan 16 points ago +16 / -0

Doubtful. If you had a signed "House Divided" speech by Abraham Lincoln, it would be a family heirloom.

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win-o-matic 18 points ago +18 / -0

ICYMI, Trump was handing out autographs to first responders in a recent video... telling each of them to eBay their autograph, that they'd get $10K for it. The guy has a very healthy sense of self-deprecating humor.

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blackflame7000 8 points ago +8 / -0

It will be a family heirloom until someone in your family lineage hits hard times

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 5 points ago +5 / -0

then the pawn stars guy tells him the best he can do

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Leatherwood 7 points ago +7 / -0

It will become a museum piece. Although if it were in my family, I would never sell it.

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Yheymos 11 points ago +11 / -0

"It belongs in a museum!"

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TenScoops 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I hate snakes."

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KRM944 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s a joke- while touring Hurricane Damage (I think that’s where he was) POTUS was caught on open cam and open mic giving first responders autographs after the press conference- as he handed the autographs out, he jovially joked to put it on eBay! He gave out tons of autographs- what I saw was our President’s admiration and for First Responders. It was amazing to see him so humble.

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Musicbymuzak 5 points ago +5 / -0

My favorite President

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KRM944 31 points ago +31 / -0

Everyday POTUS says or does things like this that just proves he is a jovial, kind hearted person that puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you and me.

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Leatherwood 13 points ago +13 / -0

God Bless our President. He has made an indelible positive impression that Riley will never forget. This is the best outcome to that horrible situation.

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HockeyMom4Trump 14 points ago +14 / -0

😂 I loved that video of Trump.

Our president is the best!

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Musicbymuzak 4 points ago +4 / -0

REEEEE he's buying this boy's vote

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Warren_Puffitt 26 points ago +26 / -0

SWAGA

Brilliant!

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10gauge [S] 102 points ago +102 / -0

Hey, you may be right! I didn't put that together and just figured it was a stuffed animal.

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Bigger_igloo 64 points ago +64 / -0

Kinda want one now.

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Comment was deleted (why?! it got 219 points while up, so it obv wasn't trolling), and I haven't put it together either. Who is "Conan"?

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10gauge [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's weird. I have no idea why. Did you make that comment?

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TDCRedpill 54 points ago +54 / -0

You just made that picture a jillion times cooler.

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Ithrowawaay 27 points ago +27 / -0

He’ll definitely keep you safe while you sleep.

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Musicbymuzak 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's done it for the past 4 years!

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VenusDe 26 points ago +26 / -0

My first thought too -- the dog that chased the terrorist and was made into a meme with Trump putting a medal of honor around his neck causing the left to freak out. lol That for sure is Conan.

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quigonkenny 10 points ago +10 / -0

"THAT PHOTO WAS DOCTORED!!"

—CNN

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VenusDe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lefties are such joyless, miserable beings. :-)

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txladyvoter 18 points ago +18 / -0

My money too!

Somebody out there--make this toy!!

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physicscat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Conan?

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Flahusky 97 points ago +97 / -0

Trump: What happened to 7 year old Riley? Aide: Two women walked up and stole his Make America Great Again hat. Trump: I see. Bring me a marker and one of everything from the gift shop.

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CoreyAnder 22 points ago +22 / -0

He can use the bat the beat them silly next time.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 10 points ago +10 / -0

Give them a taste of the ol' "bat virus".

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deathbymonty 21 points ago +22 / -1

Hahahahaha

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dumpster_fire 85 points ago +85 / -0

"here you go kid, sell this on ebay... it'll pay for your future tuition" <3

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Cyrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

At a trade school.

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SkeletorsTeeth 76 points ago +76 / -0

Damn...can some kool aid hair freak knock my hat off too?

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 28 points ago +28 / -0

Yeah kinda my first thought too. Damn!

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sometimescanbefunny 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'll even let them punch me in the face or kick my stomach or something for that swag bag!

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otistoole 13 points ago +13 / -0

Im so jelly

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DibbleDibbleDibble 8 points ago +8 / -0

You also have to be a small child, so good luck buddy.

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WooHooFloo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Easy. Just start with "I identify as..."

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SkeletorsTeeth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well i have 2 small kids....so theres a chance

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donutreplyplz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let’s start a group that goes around filming each other stealing each others hats so we can get free shit from the Presi- oh wait, we’re not lefty communists who would pull that kinda thing for freebies. Hard-working Americans earn money and pay for shit! 😎💪🧡🇺🇸

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xBigCoffinHunter 59 points ago +59 / -0

I kinda want a communist to take my kids stuff now. Is that wrong? Feels wrong but it’s honest.

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E-dantes 20 points ago +21 / -1

First thing I thought too.....

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Thehoytime 12 points ago +12 / -0

Careful for what you wish for, that is their goal.

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chelthing 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Alright, son... You gotta take one for the team!"

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 43 points ago +43 / -0

With all the problems that are plaguing the planet this man remembers a 7 year old and does this.

Autographed MAGA hat, White House memorabilia.

(The bat and Conan plushie are by far the coolest!)

He cares for people, so much! I love this man as much as a straight man can!

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

The coolest! What awesome swag!

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RivalPipe 38 points ago +38 / -0

I hope that I am around 50 years from now when this shit is on Antique's Roadshow for $750,000.

Enjoy it, young man! Well-deserved.

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TrailerTrashKilla 13 points ago +13 / -0

He can sell them on Ebay for $10000 a piece right now.

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BobbyTables12c 8 points ago +8 / -0

Then the Trump Bat (if signed) must be worth $500K.

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rochrealtor 32 points ago +32 / -0

What is written on the bat? When it is magnified it blurs.

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delaplane 79 points ago +79 / -0

mBKRx)wK;?Hz49q<9<9a

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 15 points ago +15 / -0

Top kek

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marvinthehaggler 12 points ago +12 / -0

I laughed out loud. Well done. Updoot clicked.

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10gauge [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

All I can tell for sure is the Donald Trump autograph.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 20 points ago +20 / -0

apply directly to commie forehead

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Salacious_B_Trump 19 points ago +19 / -0

Lucille

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cupocovfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

My name is SWAGA

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THELEADERSOFMEN 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just love the fact that there’s a bat. For future skirmishes!

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RuPaw 30 points ago +30 / -0

He signed the hat!

Amazing!

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Hangemh1gh 18 points ago +18 / -0

That's really cool. Note to self, it isn't very becoming to be jealous of a 7 year old! 😉

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Smdlegend 16 points ago +16 / -0

early Christmaga.

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jdg00 16 points ago +16 / -0

I have a friend who wrote a letter to Trump as a child. This was maybe 20 years ago. Trump sent him a letter back with a signed picture. I always thought that was very nice.

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h4b1t 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Freedom Club" + 25 attack (Trumps signature glows when in the presence of commies)

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deathbymonty 6 points ago +7 / -1

I c ur Hobbit refrenc

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Eclectus13 15 points ago +15 / -0

Don't sell that autograph (worth $10,000 on eBay)

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 15 points ago +15 / -0

I love our President more everyday!

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EddieGrimm 12 points ago +12 / -0

Man, is like to add one of those command coins to my collection.

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branash13 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fuck man... I need to get my MAGA hat ripped off by some stupid bitches too... I have a serious case of swaga envy.

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Pepbrandt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Get in touch with Juicy's Mullet. He knows who to call.

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TearofLys 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is that little stuffed dog a Belgian Malinois!? He sent that kid a stuffed dog that is the same breed as the one that ripped Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's balls off. I bet the collar even says "Conan" I love this guy.

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Bedminster 10 points ago +10 / -0

That bat says it all. MAGA

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thistlemitten 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well, I'm misty as fuck now. What a classy move. That kid is a patriot for life.

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Kaizen 10 points ago +10 / -0

I

LOVE

THIS

MAN

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Oppoboycott 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dude. This is what a good father does!

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BigPedeEnergy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ok a signed backpack with the seal on it it in fact, the coolest backpack ever

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Postal 8 points ago +8 / -0

Presidential challenge coin... that'd be DOPE! I love our POTUS, so much.

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GuacBowls 8 points ago +8 / -0

White House Aide: Sir, what merch would you like to send this boy? Trump: Yes

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MegoThor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dear Mr. President,

I too am a 7 year old boy who had his MAGA hat stolen...

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DeplorableLA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Daddy gives the best presents.

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TrailerTrashKilla 7 points ago +7 / -0

Anyone know where the stuffed Conan is from ?? there are charities that look after retired/injured MIL /LE dogs if it is from one of those l will buy them as Xmas presents for all the rel's to give support.

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FluffiPuff 7 points ago +7 / -0

That not a BAT, it's a TIRE CHECKER

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omg the little toy Conan squeeeee

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misterLahey 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had the same first thought, haha.

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FireannDireach 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just the pen would have made the kid's year. "The President cares about 7 year old me? WHOAAAAAAA."

This is just...I'm a bit verklempt here...

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RadBrad 5 points ago +6 / -1

Imagine how much that will go for on EBAY

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AslanFan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Imagine how much impact it will have as treasure to a 7-year-old boy!

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dfponysoldier 5 points ago +5 / -0

I knew Trump would hook this kid up

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dayam! Our guy don't skimp on the gibs!

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GodKingHarambe 5 points ago +5 / -0

OK. I totally want a plush Conan....

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Bogey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Much better than Obama's gift box to Ahmed for his stupid clock/bomb.

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Pepedom 5 points ago +5 / -0

CAN SOMEONE STEAL MY FUCKING HAT???

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago +5 / -0

Does the Trump campaign sell stuffed Conan?

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Americanism 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump is just so fucking cool.

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Raindrops1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

I want somebody to steal my MAGA hat now too!

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massivehairycleaner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump gives a child a box full of swag and an autograph.

Biden gives a child some inappropriate touching.