I just figured out how to justify this purchase to the wife:
First aid kits should include a comfort object and distractions for child patients or children of injured parents..
What would be better for that job than Conan, the hard chargin’ Pence lovin’ Trump obeyin’ tunnel diggin’ dog fluff sheddin’ tongue waggin’ big barker?
I’d hand build a special display case for all of that stuff. You don’t sell an autographed personal gift given to you from the best president in history.
ICYMI, Trump was handing out autographs to first responders in a recent video... telling each of them to eBay their autograph, that they'd get $10K for it. The guy has a very healthy sense of self-deprecating humor.
It’s a joke- while touring Hurricane Damage (I think that’s where he was) POTUS was caught on open cam and open mic giving first responders autographs after the press conference- as he handed the autographs out, he jovially joked to put it on eBay! He gave out tons of autographs- what I saw was our President’s admiration and for First Responders. It was amazing to see him so humble.
Everyday POTUS says or does things like this that just proves he is a jovial, kind hearted person that puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you and me.
God Bless our President. He has made an indelible positive impression that Riley will never forget. This is the best outcome to that horrible situation.
My first thought too -- the dog that chased the terrorist and was made into a meme with Trump putting a medal of honor around his neck causing the left to freak out. lol
That for sure is Conan.
Trump: What happened to 7 year old Riley?
Aide: Two women walked up and stole his Make America Great Again hat.
Trump: I see. Bring me a marker and one of everything from the gift shop.
Let’s start a group that goes around filming each other stealing each others hats so we can get free shit from the Presi- oh wait, we’re not lefty communists who would pull that kinda thing for freebies. Hard-working Americans earn money and pay for shit! 😎💪🧡🇺🇸
I have a friend who wrote a letter to Trump as a child. This was maybe 20 years ago. Trump sent him a letter back with a signed picture. I always thought that was very nice.
Is that little stuffed dog a Belgian Malinois!? He sent that kid a stuffed dog that is the same breed as the one that ripped Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's balls off. I bet the collar even says "Conan" I love this guy.
Anyone know where the stuffed Conan is from ?? there are charities that look after retired/injured MIL /LE dogs if it is from one of those l will buy them as Xmas presents for all the rel's to give support.
There’s a stuffed toy Conan? There’s a stuffed. Toy. Conan. Conan. As a stuffed toy.
For Christmas I’m asking Santa for a Daniel Defense Upper, Bulk 5.56×45mm NATO, Licensed to Lie by Sydney Powell... and a stuffed dog toy.
I just figured out how to justify this purchase to the wife:
First aid kits should include a comfort object and distractions for child patients or children of injured parents..
What would be better for that job than Conan, the hard chargin’ Pence lovin’ Trump obeyin’ tunnel diggin’ dog fluff sheddin’ tongue waggin’ big barker?
’c’mon honey I need this toy for my kit!’
Order two.
Leave one on her pillow, with a note saying "I love you like Conan loves ISIS flavored chew toys".
carry heavy, ask for 6.8
.458 for me please
oh, YEAH.......
I see what you did there.
Put that hat on ebay, sell it for 10k.
I’d hand build a special display case for all of that stuff. You don’t sell an autographed personal gift given to you from the best president in history.
his descendants will
Doubtful. If you had a signed "House Divided" speech by Abraham Lincoln, it would be a family heirloom.
ICYMI, Trump was handing out autographs to first responders in a recent video... telling each of them to eBay their autograph, that they'd get $10K for it. The guy has a very healthy sense of self-deprecating humor.
It will be a family heirloom until someone in your family lineage hits hard times
then the pawn stars guy tells him the best he can do
It will become a museum piece. Although if it were in my family, I would never sell it.
"It belongs in a museum!"
"I hate snakes."
It’s a joke- while touring Hurricane Damage (I think that’s where he was) POTUS was caught on open cam and open mic giving first responders autographs after the press conference- as he handed the autographs out, he jovially joked to put it on eBay! He gave out tons of autographs- what I saw was our President’s admiration and for First Responders. It was amazing to see him so humble.
My favorite President
https://thedonald.win/p/HEJ5YWv3/i-am-bawling-over-here-hot-mic-m/c/
Everyday POTUS says or does things like this that just proves he is a jovial, kind hearted person that puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you and me.
God Bless our President. He has made an indelible positive impression that Riley will never forget. This is the best outcome to that horrible situation.
😂 I loved that video of Trump.
Our president is the best!
REEEEE he's buying this boy's vote
Brilliant!
Hey, you may be right! I didn't put that together and just figured it was a stuffed animal.
Kinda want one now.
Comment was deleted (why?! it got 219 points while up, so it obv wasn't trolling), and I haven't put it together either. Who is "Conan"?
That's weird. I have no idea why. Did you make that comment?
You just made that picture a jillion times cooler.
He’ll definitely keep you safe while you sleep.
He's done it for the past 4 years!
My first thought too -- the dog that chased the terrorist and was made into a meme with Trump putting a medal of honor around his neck causing the left to freak out. lol That for sure is Conan.
"THAT PHOTO WAS DOCTORED!!"
—CNN
Lefties are such joyless, miserable beings. :-)
My money too!
Somebody out there--make this toy!!
Conan?
Trump: What happened to 7 year old Riley? Aide: Two women walked up and stole his Make America Great Again hat. Trump: I see. Bring me a marker and one of everything from the gift shop.
He can use the bat the beat them silly next time.
Give them a taste of the ol' "bat virus".
Hahahahaha
"here you go kid, sell this on ebay... it'll pay for your future tuition" <3
At a trade school.
Damn...can some kool aid hair freak knock my hat off too?
Yeah kinda my first thought too. Damn!
I'll even let them punch me in the face or kick my stomach or something for that swag bag!
Im so jelly
You also have to be a small child, so good luck buddy.
Easy. Just start with "I identify as..."
Well i have 2 small kids....so theres a chance
Let’s start a group that goes around filming each other stealing each others hats so we can get free shit from the Presi- oh wait, we’re not lefty communists who would pull that kinda thing for freebies. Hard-working Americans earn money and pay for shit! 😎💪🧡🇺🇸
I kinda want a communist to take my kids stuff now. Is that wrong? Feels wrong but it’s honest.
First thing I thought too.....
Careful for what you wish for, that is their goal.
"Alright, son... You gotta take one for the team!"
With all the problems that are plaguing the planet this man remembers a 7 year old and does this.
Autographed MAGA hat, White House memorabilia.
(The bat and Conan plushie are by far the coolest!)
He cares for people, so much! I love this man as much as a straight man can!
The coolest! What awesome swag!
I hope that I am around 50 years from now when this shit is on Antique's Roadshow for $750,000.
Enjoy it, young man! Well-deserved.
He can sell them on Ebay for $10000 a piece right now.
Then the Trump Bat (if signed) must be worth $500K.
What is written on the bat? When it is magnified it blurs.
mBKRx)wK;?Hz49q<9<9a
Top kek
I laughed out loud. Well done. Updoot clicked.
All I can tell for sure is the Donald Trump autograph.
apply directly to commie forehead
Lucille
My name is SWAGA
I just love the fact that there’s a bat. For future skirmishes!
He signed the hat!
Amazing!
What’s the story behind the event referenced in the title? Is there a video?
Try this ....
https://noqreport.com/2020/08/21/7-yo-trump-fan-riley-wigton-assaulted-by-biden-supporters-gets-special-call-from-white-house/
Here ya go Pede https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/mother-says-7-year-old-son-was-assaulted-by-joe-biden-supporters-for-wearing-maga-hat?ocid=uxbndlbing
https://www.independentsentinel.com/biden-supporters-rob-7-year-old-of-his-maga-hat-attack-mother/
That's really cool. Note to self, it isn't very becoming to be jealous of a 7 year old! 😉
early Christmaga.
I have a friend who wrote a letter to Trump as a child. This was maybe 20 years ago. Trump sent him a letter back with a signed picture. I always thought that was very nice.
"Freedom Club" + 25 attack (Trumps signature glows when in the presence of commies)
I c ur Hobbit refrenc
Don't sell that autograph (worth $10,000 on eBay)
I love our President more everyday!
Man, is like to add one of those command coins to my collection.
Fuck man... I need to get my MAGA hat ripped off by some stupid bitches too... I have a serious case of swaga envy.
Get in touch with Juicy's Mullet. He knows who to call.
Is that little stuffed dog a Belgian Malinois!? He sent that kid a stuffed dog that is the same breed as the one that ripped Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's balls off. I bet the collar even says "Conan" I love this guy.
That bat says it all. MAGA
Well, I'm misty as fuck now. What a classy move. That kid is a patriot for life.
I
LOVE
THIS
MAN
Dude. This is what a good father does!
Ok a signed backpack with the seal on it it in fact, the coolest backpack ever
Presidential challenge coin... that'd be DOPE! I love our POTUS, so much.
White House Aide: Sir, what merch would you like to send this boy? Trump: Yes
Dear Mr. President,
I too am a 7 year old boy who had his MAGA hat stolen...
Daddy gives the best presents.
Anyone know where the stuffed Conan is from ?? there are charities that look after retired/injured MIL /LE dogs if it is from one of those l will buy them as Xmas presents for all the rel's to give support.
That not a BAT, it's a TIRE CHECKER
...
omg the little toy Conan squeeeee
I had the same first thought, haha.
Just the pen would have made the kid's year. "The President cares about 7 year old me? WHOAAAAAAA."
This is just...I'm a bit verklempt here...
Imagine how much that will go for on EBAY
Imagine how much impact it will have as treasure to a 7-year-old boy!
I knew Trump would hook this kid up
Dayam! Our guy don't skimp on the gibs!
OK. I totally want a plush Conan....
Much better than Obama's gift box to Ahmed for his stupid clock/bomb.
CAN SOMEONE STEAL MY FUCKING HAT???
Does the Trump campaign sell stuffed Conan?
Trump is just so fucking cool.
I want somebody to steal my MAGA hat now too!
Trump gives a child a box full of swag and an autograph.
Biden gives a child some inappropriate touching.