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SkeletorsTeeth 76 points ago +76 / -0

Damn...can some kool aid hair freak knock my hat off too?

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 28 points ago +28 / -0

Yeah kinda my first thought too. Damn!

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sometimescanbefunny 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'll even let them punch me in the face or kick my stomach or something for that swag bag!

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otistoole 13 points ago +13 / -0

Im so jelly

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DibbleDibbleDibble 8 points ago +8 / -0

You also have to be a small child, so good luck buddy.

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WooHooFloo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Easy. Just start with "I identify as..."

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SkeletorsTeeth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well i have 2 small kids....so theres a chance

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donutreplyplz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let’s start a group that goes around filming each other stealing each others hats so we can get free shit from the Presi- oh wait, we’re not lefty communists who would pull that kinda thing for freebies. Hard-working Americans earn money and pay for shit! 😎💪🧡🇺🇸