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Chopblock 156 points ago +156 / -0

There’s a stuffed toy Conan? There’s a stuffed. Toy. Conan. Conan. As a stuffed toy.

For Christmas I’m asking Santa for a Daniel Defense Upper, Bulk 5.56×45mm NATO, Licensed to Lie by Sydney Powell... and a stuffed dog toy.

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Chopblock 56 points ago +56 / -0

I just figured out how to justify this purchase to the wife:

First aid kits should include a comfort object and distractions for child patients or children of injured parents..

What would be better for that job than Conan, the hard chargin’ Pence lovin’ Trump obeyin’ tunnel diggin’ dog fluff sheddin’ tongue waggin’ big barker?

’c’mon honey I need this toy for my kit!

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BlackJack1776 22 points ago +22 / -0

Order two.

Leave one on her pillow, with a note saying "I love you like Conan loves ISIS flavored chew toys".

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Mainwar 7 points ago +7 / -0

carry heavy, ask for 6.8

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Cyrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

.458 for me please

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Mainwar 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh, YEAH.......

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