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holytrpbatman 156 points ago +158 / -2

I like hot black chicks. Not black men pretending to be women.

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nozonozo 55 points ago +55 / -0

Cut Michelle some slack. I think she just misspoke.

She means that White Guys don't notice her.

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stratocaster_patriot 16 points ago +16 / -0

But they clearly did because she has a prestigious degree and career despite being retarded. White guys hire black women all the time because of their gender and ethnicity. But yeah any hetero guy of any race is not going to "notice" notice someone that ugly.

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BigPanda71 11 points ago +11 / -0

Her “prestigious career” was a make-work job that wasn’t backfilled when she left. It was pure political graft. She may as well have been “selling” them children’s books like the former Baltimore mayor.

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drsowells1fan 3 points ago +3 / -0

a prestigious degree

Mike's Princeton thesis was on the internet for a heartbeat in 2008. It read like the gibberish cellblock musings of Oswald Bates from In Living Color. I wish I had printed it out...

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ZacPetkanas 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you're talking about her senior year thesis; I got you, fam.

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drsowells1fan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you, friend! Isn't the dedication just perfect? "Thank you for always making me feel good about myself." Quite the narcissist. Too bad even becoming First Lady didn't seem to get the job done.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think I get that reference. The proposition of superstition is driven like perpetual inquisition based upon fundamental conditions......

I've thought about that character a lot in the last couple years. People actually talk like that now thinking that they are smart when in fact it's and instant clue to me that they are complete idiots. Back in the 90's everyone knew this was nonsense. How stupid as a society we have become.

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drsowells1fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Back in the 90's everyone knew this was nonsense.

I went to law school with the woman that cooked up intersectionality. It was just academic word salad bullshit then. But now it's official orthodoxy shoved down the throats of government and corporate America.

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that_sound 4 points ago +4 / -0

"she"

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Flahusky 2 points ago +2 / -0

You spelled Michael wrong

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GulagDweller 2 points ago +2 / -0

People probably staring at some other part of the Big Mike anatomy.......WTF is that reaction?

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TotesMehGoat 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm laughing so hard at this!

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RenaissanceOfHope 9 points ago +9 / -0

Michelle Obama comes across as angry and bitter. She was born a woman but I do not like her for her lunches and her complaining about white people and neighborhoods.

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holytrpbatman 8 points ago +8 / -0

"She was born a woman" - you sure about that?

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RenaissanceOfHope 6 points ago +6 / -0

I actually believe that Michelle Obama was born a woman (cisgender). She would have come out by now if she were hypothetically trans. It’s a funny but cruel joke, but at least we despise her!

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FreeKyle2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe she has low estrogen? Jokes aside, she has a very masculine physique.

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kalchamp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Out of curiosity, have you ever seen Big Mike?

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have seen the allegations of “evidence”.

She’s a cisgender woman that’s as angry as a Mike linebacker.

I have a longtime friend who wants to be in the Coast Guard who has a similar build but she’s shorter, and she’s cisgender female.

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kalchamp 1 point ago +1 / -0

What are allegations of evidence?

Im not talking about the poking dick pics.

Im literally talking y/n Obamas best childhood friend who is MIA, Big Mike. have you seen pictures of Big Mike.

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michelle Obama comes across as angry and bitter.

She's looked that way since Inauguration Day https://i.imgur.com/vVkI19o.jpg

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bye Felicia

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JonnyB 7 points ago +7 / -0

Be nice. Big Mike has feelings too.

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Problem is its all feeling and little intellect and she just continues to share those feelings for no reason at all.

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DontTreadOnThee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh you were looking for a woman.

Silly op

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HenryBowman2020 64 points ago +64 / -0

Add Candace Owens to that list, Condi Rice too...

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HenryBowman2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

hell yes!

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mugwump 15 points ago +16 / -1

Angela is BASED! In all seriousness, the increasing number of strong, outspoken black conservatives joining the party is amazing, and will go a long way to beating the social justice narrative.

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JonnyB 5 points ago +5 / -0

Would smash.

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Donald4thewin 4 points ago +5 / -1

Diamond and Silk!

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MustBeTrump 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'd notice Candace Owens so hard.

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MrHotep 7 points ago +7 / -0

Still exists in my dreams.....but yeah...where did she go?

Spez:Did a quick search. She's had a rough few years lately. From wiki: "Dash was arrested on September 29, 2019, at her apartment in Pasco County, Florida, on a domestic battery charge after an argument with her husband Jeffrey Marty.[47] She pleaded not guilty,[48] and the case was dropped October 3 at the request of Marty, who said Dash had been arrested over his objection.[49] In June 2020, Dash filed for divorce from Marty.[50]"

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Lemongrass5 3 points ago +3 / -0

She still looks damn attractive and they probably fought cause his 50yr old ass wasn't giving it to her nightly. Guarantee you she hooks up with a young ass guy soon.

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PhilipeNegro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pasco County

Was it on Live PD?

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Bigpoppatrump420 6 points ago +6 / -0

schwing.

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Tbaron 22 points ago +23 / -1

Big Mike is not attractive in any way...and she has the build of an NFL linebacker with a face to match...and her fashion sense is clownish. If she wasn't the former Democrat first Lady no one would give her a second glance.

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stratocaster_patriot 9 points ago +10 / -1

And 4 years later she can't stop complaining that she doesn't have everything she wants. The fact that we even hear about her today blows my mind. What other first lady (besides Clinton) has even been given this much attention 4 years out of the White House? Why does she think she deserves more? Probably because she's black and loser twat that can't stand on her own merits.

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fakthemods 2 points ago +2 / -0

She'll run for office in the mid-terms. Screencap this.

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ZacPetkanas 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if her ego would allow her to run for anything less than president. I doubt it

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throwateronpelosi 16 points ago +16 / -0

Pedo Joe says she ain't black.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dude, she was the first lady. How could you NOT know who she was. And in addition, how could you NOT notice Kim Klacik too ? She is wearing all red.

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E-dantes 8 points ago +8 / -0

And hott!

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GodEmporerTrump 13 points ago +15 / -2

To notice a black woman there needs to be a black woman to notice...big mike got a big ole hog soooo it’s a dude

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DrBJTester 12 points ago +12 / -0

"It's not the color of her skin, it's the content of her character!" - the spirit of Martin Luther King

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journalist 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kweisi Mfume has been in office since 1978! If the people of the 7th district can't figure out that he is incapable of fixing their city then they deserve to live in a shithole!

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spez_this 8 points ago +8 / -0

She has a tough fight ahead of her - Kweisi Mfume has huge name recognition in the area - but she has proven to be a world-class fighter. This local election is a microcosm of a nationwide issue plaguing this country's inner cities:

  • Vote the old Democrat establishment that has never done a damn thing for them.
  • Vote for current Republican candidate that has demonstrated that she understands their situation and is offering real solutions.
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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then they will vote Dem. The uncle Tom moniker and fear of it beats logic every time.

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spez_this 4 points ago +4 / -0

Another likely scenario:

  • She convinces enough constituents to (secretly) vote for her to win.
  • The Dims "find" enough ballets to swing the count back to Kweisi's favor.
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Chuj 9 points ago +10 / -1

Big Mike fails to realize that people skirt him because of his ugliness and beliefs ("all this for a flag"), and NOT for his skin color.

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Industry4 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rick Grennell had a great response to Michelle Obama's tweet:

@realdonaldtrump saw Alice Johnson.

@BarackObama didn't see Alice Johnson.

https://twitter.com/RichardGrenell/status/1300586678097043457

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mr_meatball_disaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s a great reply.

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CaptainWinston 7 points ago +7 / -0

Big Mike is a national disgrace

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you imagine being the leader of another country and wondering what in the fuck were we just looking at all day? That's what passes for a beautiful women over there? Or the gueen of England who had to sit there and get manhandled by an ugly freak all day. I might also wonder, I thought this woman was black and can't stop talking about that but why does she always have white lady hair? Does she think black is beautiful or ugly?

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Gramma53 6 points ago +6 / -0

MO seems to think we are drawn to others by the color of their skin rather than by shared beliefs even if our backgrounds and color are different. Go to church sometime and look at the varied people there. Rich, poor, young, old, black, white, men, women, children, doctors, teachers, plumbers, restaurant owners....

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SocialJudgmntWarrior 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't notice ugly trans women either.

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Thathurtsmyfeelings1 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I saw Michelle Obama, I would intentionally ignore her. Not because she's a black woman. Because she's a terrible person and I don't like her.

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ObamasLooseButthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would just stand back and yell "Hey Big Mike... You finally came out of your mansion!"

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Crockpot_fire 4 points ago +4 / -0

People of both sexes and all races disregard unattractive people

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literallyhitler 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a weird public statement coming from the former First Lady of the United States of America. Save it for your therapist.

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fthecoup 4 points ago +4 / -0

She is very noticeable.

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Particularly, his bulge.

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hmflagler2 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s true white men don’t rape black women

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BrotherAshanti22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mooch wants people to put some shine on Billy Porter.

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googurt 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL. I have no idea what the hell this means but it reads so fucking funny.

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least this one is an actual woman.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta be a woman to be a black woman Mike.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just can't understand why she feels entitled to have me notice her useless ass. That sounds like black privilege speaking. I don't demand she notice me because I'm nobody just like her. Seriously Big Mike has done nothing but complain about her privilege for years and just keeps doing it. The fact that I need to notice you because you are black is fucking racism. Thing is we do notice some black women but people like Michelle call them uncle Tom or worse. So if Mike doesn't notice me noticing black women then I'm not being noticed and I'm going to cry about it.

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bgovern 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure she meant a 'real' African-American woman. Like one who is half-Jamaican, and half-Indian and fellated her way to the VP ticket.

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leonfire99 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but you're white so your opinion doesn't matter. Check your privilege.

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tcriv 2 points ago +2 / -0

id rather live around black conservatives than white liberals

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Twalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who notices any homely, no makeup, middle aged woman wearing a baseball hat and grungy clothes with head down to avoid being recognized? This happens to all women who present like this. Not just blacks.

And black women never smile back to white women whom they don’t know. They are suspicious of racism. That’s why that white guy only approached her dog. She wasn’t approachable.

Also when she went to target incognito, she accused a white woman who asked her to reach something for her, as treating her like a slave. I’m 5’9 and get asked all the time, even from men. Her victim identity is irrational.

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DK_The_White 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean I’ve been an Owens fan for a while. Candace Owens had the courage to come out and say protesting over Aubrey and Floyd is dumb because they were criminals doing criminal things.

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googurt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd notice her so hard.

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SnipedYou 2 points ago +2 / -0

But she ain't Black though. Joe Biden says so.

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess Barack become black last April as before then he did not support or endorse Biden in any way. I have to wonder since after all, Biden did call him the first black man who was clean and nice looking and articulate.

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not_a_shill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it just me or does she seem cross eyed? Or is she too close to the camera and looking at it just makes it look that way?

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spursgojinglejangle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wasn't that the same Michelle Obama, standing at 5'11" in bare feet and 4" taller in heels, who complained it was racist when a shorter white person asked if she could get something off the top shelf for them. People don't engage with her because she puts off waves of "leave me alone" juju.

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grndmrshlgando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who gives af what Michelle Obama thinks. Just yet another vicious racist gaslighting and projecting people until they go insane

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Justhalftheshaft 2 points ago +2 / -0

How could we not notice them with how loud and fat they are?

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blorb 2 points ago +2 / -0

We don't notice anyone, we mind our own business and generally assume people want to be left alone.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

I noticed that bulge.

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Americanism 1 point ago +1 / -0

damn shes pretty

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Oppoboycott 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m a hetero male humanoid..so not difficult to determine what I am thinking when viewing the patriotic woman of hotness

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streakybacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember when Michelle Obama "helped" those girls kidnapped by Boko Haram by holding up a hashtag and and putting on her best sad face?

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MAGAsaurus_rex 1 point ago +1 / -0

When most of them look like a lowland mountain gorilla I choose not to look in their direction for fear they may charge me.

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Gwoz8881 1 point ago +1 / -0

She’s not voting for Biden so she ain’t black

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was a very good video she shot there, watched the whole thing. It helps thats she's beautiful, but it was the truth I was listening to.

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SR-71A_Blackbird 1 point ago +1 / -0

All the kids whose lunches sucked for 8 years because of that bimbo Michelle Obama noticed "her".