Yes, it's a chia Trump. My liberal brother in law gave this to me for my birthday as a joke. Little does he know I actually really enjoyed it.
I tried the whole chia hair thing, but decided it was better left the way it is.
I've placed this around the office, by the window, the side of my desk, above the cabinets, and even have constructed a cardboard mockup of "the wall" to surround him, but no matter, I return to see the back of his head.
What should I do?
EDIT:
Not looking to get anyone fired. More about just messing with them and making them feel/look ridiculous when they do it.
Without doing any damage to it. You could make a base for it to stand on and fixate the statue with some epoxy or similar compound (depending what base you use). Hell I'd even go as far as making a podium with US colors. Then drill a screw from bottom of your desk into the base. You Could even make the base to have a screw & nut combination which would be best and use some lock tight on that ! Wait for salty tears.
Since you know the day of the week, find out the time, and be waiting for them. Tell them if they touch it again, they will be fired. You can always say money is missing from your desk.
It’s a free market my friend, no need to put up with the political opinion on the job, find a new cleaning team and cite “unauthorized reorganization of office materials” as the reason for termination.
Get woke, go broke!
Purchase a hidden camera, there's all kinds. They have clocks with hidden cameras in them. Put that on your desk. Take still images to their bosses and hopefully get them fired. See if you can electrify it. Glue it down or put down double-sided tape. Put a message on the back, fuck you, you dirty fucking spicks. Something like that. Don't do anything until you buy a hidden camera, they're pretty cheap.
assuming there are no cameras, and this could get you in trouble so do it at your own risk, put on gloves, cut open a jabanero, rub it over the back of the statue where you think the are grabbing it. likely they are not wearing gloves. they will eventually rub their eyes and it'll ruin the next couple hours of their life.
First put small circle of cling wrap on top of his head. Second, apply copious amounts of super glue to top of cling wrap before leaving work. Third, enjoy the results.
get your evidence and report to whoever is in charge. if you don’t want to get the person fired then stick around one day and confront the person with your evidence before giving them a list of Trump’s accomplishments.
Stick a note behind the statue '' Thanks for kissing my ass''
THIS.
Lol this, too.
Report it. Cleaning company needS to hire new employees or you/your employer needs to hire a new cleaning company.
report them to HR, or ICE if appropriate.
This.
Edit: attach sticky note to back that reads: ICE.
Edit 2: is that a chia Trump?
Yes, it's a chia Trump. My liberal brother in law gave this to me for my birthday as a joke. Little does he know I actually really enjoyed it. I tried the whole chia hair thing, but decided it was better left the way it is.
set up a trail camera.
i did it in our office and got the cleaning crew fired for something like this.
I've placed this around the office, by the window, the side of my desk, above the cabinets, and even have constructed a cardboard mockup of "the wall" to surround him, but no matter, I return to see the back of his head.
What should I do?
EDIT: Not looking to get anyone fired. More about just messing with them and making them feel/look ridiculous when they do it.
Leave a note saying it’s only fair that they finally get to see the back of his head
Stick a note behind the statue '' Thanks for kissing my ass''
Get two... saw them in half and glue them together, so there's a face on each side.
Put a post it that says, "You're Fired!" on the back.
Double sided bust? (ie. face on both sides)
Leave a note saying they have 4 more yrs of this.
Start a dialogue with the person. Leave a note asking them how their day is going. You never know who you can redpill just by being nice.
This is actually the best advice in this thread.
If they are cleaners they probably are wearing gloves or they are constantly getting disinfectant on their hands so the oil will just wash off.
Without doing any damage to it. You could make a base for it to stand on and fixate the statue with some epoxy or similar compound (depending what base you use). Hell I'd even go as far as making a podium with US colors. Then drill a screw from bottom of your desk into the base. You Could even make the base to have a screw & nut combination which would be best and use some lock tight on that ! Wait for salty tears.
sticky note that says, "You missed a spot!"
Since you know the day of the week, find out the time, and be waiting for them. Tell them if they touch it again, they will be fired. You can always say money is missing from your desk.
Yeah. They're probably going through your stuff
It’s a free market my friend, no need to put up with the political opinion on the job, find a new cleaning team and cite “unauthorized reorganization of office materials” as the reason for termination. Get woke, go broke!
What if they're just making sure the statue is fully clean
Purchase a hidden camera, there's all kinds. They have clocks with hidden cameras in them. Put that on your desk. Take still images to their bosses and hopefully get them fired. See if you can electrify it. Glue it down or put down double-sided tape. Put a message on the back, fuck you, you dirty fucking spicks. Something like that. Don't do anything until you buy a hidden camera, they're pretty cheap.
Calling people “Dirty fucking Spics” at work might not be the best move. Just saying
Poison on the base?
Let's not fire them or anything, that's a given.
I like the idea of writing "still your president" on his back!
Thumbtacks on the back of his head
Call the border patrol on them. La Migra!!!
assuming there are no cameras, and this could get you in trouble so do it at your own risk, put on gloves, cut open a jabanero, rub it over the back of the statue where you think the are grabbing it. likely they are not wearing gloves. they will eventually rub their eyes and it'll ruin the next couple hours of their life.
First put small circle of cling wrap on top of his head. Second, apply copious amounts of super glue to top of cling wrap before leaving work. Third, enjoy the results.
Write "still your president"
get your evidence and report to whoever is in charge. if you don’t want to get the person fired then stick around one day and confront the person with your evidence before giving them a list of Trump’s accomplishments.
Keep on sweepin'!