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BOBON0101 31 points ago +33 / -2

Stick a note behind the statue '' Thanks for kissing my ass''

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senor_mackle 12 points ago +12 / -0

THIS.

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ReticulatingSplines 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol this, too.

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Sick_n_tired 25 points ago +25 / -0

Report it. Cleaning company needS to hire new employees or you/your employer needs to hire a new cleaning company.

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Don-O-Mite 24 points ago +24 / -0

report them to HR, or ICE if appropriate.

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ReticulatingSplines 8 points ago +8 / -0

This.

Edit: attach sticky note to back that reads: ICE.

Edit 2: is that a chia Trump?

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DefaultZero [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, it's a chia Trump. My liberal brother in law gave this to me for my birthday as a joke. Little does he know I actually really enjoyed it. I tried the whole chia hair thing, but decided it was better left the way it is.

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StompTheLeft 20 points ago +20 / -0

set up a trail camera.

i did it in our office and got the cleaning crew fired for something like this.

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DefaultZero [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've placed this around the office, by the window, the side of my desk, above the cabinets, and even have constructed a cardboard mockup of "the wall" to surround him, but no matter, I return to see the back of his head.

What should I do?

EDIT: Not looking to get anyone fired. More about just messing with them and making them feel/look ridiculous when they do it.

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DeusExMAGAna 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leave a note saying it’s only fair that they finally get to see the back of his head

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BOBON0101 2 points ago +4 / -2

Stick a note behind the statue '' Thanks for kissing my ass''

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FRENS 8 points ago +8 / -0

Get two... saw them in half and glue them together, so there's a face on each side.

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TrumpSteak 6 points ago +6 / -0

Put a post it that says, "You're Fired!" on the back.

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Scuffers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Double sided bust? (ie. face on both sides)

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HumasTaint 6 points ago +6 / -0

Leave a note saying they have 4 more yrs of this.

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Vanguard771 5 points ago +5 / -0

Start a dialogue with the person. Leave a note asking them how their day is going. You never know who you can redpill just by being nice.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is actually the best advice in this thread.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they are cleaners they probably are wearing gloves or they are constantly getting disinfectant on their hands so the oil will just wash off.

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hemi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Without doing any damage to it. You could make a base for it to stand on and fixate the statue with some epoxy or similar compound (depending what base you use). Hell I'd even go as far as making a podium with US colors. Then drill a screw from bottom of your desk into the base. You Could even make the base to have a screw & nut combination which would be best and use some lock tight on that ! Wait for salty tears.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 3 points ago +3 / -0

sticky note that says, "You missed a spot!"

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FLWoman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Since you know the day of the week, find out the time, and be waiting for them. Tell them if they touch it again, they will be fired. You can always say money is missing from your desk.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. They're probably going through your stuff

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HeretostayUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a free market my friend, no need to put up with the political opinion on the job, find a new cleaning team and cite “unauthorized reorganization of office materials” as the reason for termination. Get woke, go broke!

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sfluke8 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if they're just making sure the statue is fully clean

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jsd512 2 points ago +2 / -0

Purchase a hidden camera, there's all kinds. They have clocks with hidden cameras in them. Put that on your desk. Take still images to their bosses and hopefully get them fired. See if you can electrify it. Glue it down or put down double-sided tape. Put a message on the back, fuck you, you dirty fucking spicks. Something like that. Don't do anything until you buy a hidden camera, they're pretty cheap.

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DeusExMAGAna 7 points ago +7 / -0

Calling people “Dirty fucking Spics” at work might not be the best move. Just saying

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kleindropper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Poison on the base?

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Thearchduke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's not fire them or anything, that's a given.

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RealWomenLoveTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like the idea of writing "still your president" on his back!

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latsbruh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thumbtacks on the back of his head

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WopNine17plus1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Call the border patrol on them. La Migra!!!

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zerocooltx 1 point ago +1 / -0

assuming there are no cameras, and this could get you in trouble so do it at your own risk, put on gloves, cut open a jabanero, rub it over the back of the statue where you think the are grabbing it. likely they are not wearing gloves. they will eventually rub their eyes and it'll ruin the next couple hours of their life.

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3_eyed_crow 1 point ago +1 / -0

First put small circle of cling wrap on top of his head. Second, apply copious amounts of super glue to top of cling wrap before leaving work. Third, enjoy the results.

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Formerlurker92 1 point ago +1 / -0

Write "still your president"

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

get your evidence and report to whoever is in charge. if you don’t want to get the person fired then stick around one day and confront the person with your evidence before giving them a list of Trump’s accomplishments.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep on sweepin'!