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HossBonaventure 25 points ago +25 / -0

Protest? No. Riot. He was on his way to riot.

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horus_falke 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't expect any better from The Blaze. They're all opportunists, they have no political convictions.

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VA-Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never forget Glenn Beck rolled his face in a bowl of Cheetos to whine about Donald Trump.

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NancyPeloci 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could be worse...

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BladderBeerPoopin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tie each limb to a different horse, then spook them.

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shockfactor 2 points ago +2 / -0

its actually more gruesome.

First they get some good old fashioned torture. The rack, beatings, shit being thrown by a crowd, broken bones, minor maiming, etc.

When its time to be drawn and quartered they get half hanged. That is to say, they get a noose around their neck and pulled up to slowly strangle until they pass out. Then they are lowered and revived, several times so they can suffer as much as possible. (Normal hangings just break your neck quickly instead of making you strangulate)

After the crowd gets tired of this, they put you on a table and disembowel you. They cut your stomach open carefully making sure not to cause excessive bleeding or major organ damage and pull out your intestines to show the crowd (and you).

Finally, they tie each of your limbs and your head to four different horses and have them rip your body apart.

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BladderBeerPoopin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now say it in Morgan Freeman's voice.

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augustinius 1 point ago +1 / -0

free amputation, package deal.

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sustainable_saltmine 13 points ago +13 / -0

yep it's their defense mechanism. act all tough until they get caught and know their fucked. then act like a pathetic dipshit hoping the authorities will feel bad for them and let them go. they're afraid of jail

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Bonededdy 7 points ago +7 / -0

This guy's asshole is going to be the size of a stove pipe by this time next year.

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KarpLykov 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gonna be in the fecal position

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 4 points ago +4 / -0

Commander Rosy Red Rectum

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NoStepOnSnekPlz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Prison name: Rosebud.

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Raindrops1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the body cam footage we need!

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DiamondJoeQuimby 4 points ago +4 / -0

should have been shot in the head the minute he pointed a rifle at police.

nobody's rioting or mourning over this pathetic ginger manlet

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ruskiebot00100011 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t take your flamethrower to town, Son. Leave your flamethrower at home. 🎶

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iamherefortheluls 1 point ago +1 / -0

While Banta posted $10,000 cash bond after last month's incident, a condition of his bond was not being in possession of a dangerous weapon, the station said, citing the Brown County district attorney's office.

Hope there are similar conditions on such bonds in all cases.

Imagine if in a few years, analysts show that despite a retracting economy in these cities, police departments manage to pull through without major cuts to funding because Soros and Kamala funded them through bail bonds.

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HubbyYee 1 point ago +1 / -0

While Banta posted $10,000 cash bond after last month's incident, a condition of his bond was not being in possession of a dangerous weapon, the station said, citing the Brown County district attorney's office.

Anyone else notice the kid had $10k just lying around to post bond last time? Once again these guys are funded who's paying for it all?

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4more 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t you only need to come I up with a tenth of the amount? $1000 isn’t hard for most to come up with.