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RiffFantastic 401 points ago +405 / -4

Ok they've really gone too far now. Kill them all.

Edit: Clarifying this is a joke since it's probably my highest upvoted comment. Free Kyle!

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 185 points ago +186 / -1

Vandalized by criminals paid by Communists. BLM is NOT a black movement. Right, Talcum X?

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HockeyMom4Trump 35 points ago +35 / -0

Agree. As if that woman does not have enough problems.

I am sick of BLM. The whole organization is a bunch of jerks.

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FireannDireach 28 points ago +30 / -2

6 weeks ago. Feels like a year, with how this year has been going. It's just paint, it'll wash off - she'll never sell it, her father is buried there.

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Thrice 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's just paint, it'll wash off

Now imagine if someone vandalized a Tupac mural and said the same thing, they'd probably get shot.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 23 points ago +23 / -0

This is false. Elvis didn't die of OD. He died an even more embarrassing death of not being able to take a shit. This is also why he blew up like a balloon in his final months. The constipation may have been a side effect of all the prescription drugs he was on. Ironically he was incredibly anti-drug, but today we'd call it prescription drug abuse.

SOURCE: have been part of one of the best Elvis Presley tribute artists in the Country for almost 10 years. Have been the musical Director for over 7. Have no choice but to learn way more details than I ever wanted to know.

To make matters worse the tensions of all this have just split the band apart. End of an era? Biggest crowds I've ever seen except for footage of the original Woodstock. Not since plannedemic hit, obviously.

Also, it's most likely that Michael Jackson was murdered.

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LLchurch 8 points ago +8 / -0

Didn't the fbi have multiple investigations that came up empty? Am I misremembering that? The hbo documentary was just full of bullshit and the father of one of the two people that doc was centered on was caught on a recording telling the kid to go along with it unless I'm misremembering that as well.

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Barbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Corey Feldman too, and that guy was passed around Hollywood like a party favor. If he vouches for MJ then I’m inclined to believe him.

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LLchurch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't feldman also defend him too? I've never bought the mj charges I think he was mental fucked up though. It sounds odd to feel bad for him especially when you see never land ranch and how rich he was but the story of where they paid actors for him to go shopping in a grocery store like a normal person is so sad.

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panic86 5 points ago +5 / -0

One of my children is named Elvis. Thank you for helping spread the Gospel.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now that's dedication!

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

MJ was a raging addict bro. He had a “doctor” shoot him up with Propofol every night to fall asleep.

Propofol is what they use to knock you out for major surgery.

That’s assisted suicide.

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MrHotep 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sebastian Haff? Is that you?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

ETA (Elvis Tribute Artist) is a niche industry. It's entirely different from Elvis impersonators, who basically make a mockery of everything Elvis did but have fun with it. I am part of the band; obviously the musical director is not the star.

This niche industry may explain all the people who think they saw Elvis alive though.

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MrHotep 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was just having a bit of fun...the name is a reference to the Bruce Campbell movie Bubba Ho-Tep. If you're into campy B-movies...I highly recommend.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubba_Ho-Tep

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Nellie_the_Beaut 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lisa Marie is a huge lib Scientologist who has badmouthed Trump publicly several times. Especially after he told reporters who had been mocking his weight and appearance that, when he was younger, he was quite good looking and many people told him that he resembled Elvis Presley (which he absolutely did). She scoffed and said something like he wishes he ever looked like her dad. Wonder how she likes him now?

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walls4america 5 points ago +5 / -0

My brother was another Elvis doppelgänger. He was in his late teens when I was born. When I was a very little girl I used to think they were the same. LOL. There's a candid photo my mom had taken of my brother when I was about 3 that really really looks like Elvis. When I was a teen I finally told my mom I thought he looked like Elvis. It was then she told me that all through high school the girls used to flirt and call him "Elvis".

Being from the South, my brother had a similar accent as Elvis. He also was a musician with singing voice like Elvis. He married a woman whose daughter was nearly 3 years younger than me. My brother's stepdaughter's name: Lisa Marie, born same year as Elvis' daughter. In his 40s (until dieting about 15 years ago) my brother put on weight and by coincidence looked like the heavy Elvis of mid-1970s.

But despite all this, he never got into doing any Elvis Impersonator gigs.

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520kj 3 points ago +3 / -0

Elvis was ok looking but as someone who was a teenage girl in the nineties, I say Donald was hotter. Elvis was my parents' generations' crush, and it's obvious his "attractiveness" was largely manufactured and marketed and pushed onto impressionable hormonal girls as the ideal. Also, his photos were all edited like crazy. Media trickery. IDK, I could be letting the whole "oh yeah, and this dude was into 14 year old girls when he was a grown ass man" thing influence my overall impression too. It's hard to see a man as anything but creepy when you know that he was, well, creepy.

I feel bad for Lisa Marie because she's the product of an inappropriate relationship where her dad was taking advantage of her mom, but she's wrong if she thinks her dad had anything on Trump when it came to looks. What he had was talent, black hair dye, and a "forbidden" air about him, built up by the media of the day. Donald Trump was and is naturally the better looking of the two. He looks better now in his seventies after having served nearly one term as president than Elvis looked in his late thirties.

Our President has great genes!

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Graceland said “no comment”, according to the article. There you go.

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RiffFantastic 25 points ago +35 / -10

I meant kill them all with kindness. We're better than that.... for now anyways.

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el-y0y0s 51 points ago +52 / -1

We gonna go full Rooftop Elvis

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IllusionOfChoice 15 points ago +18 / -3

.

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Pau1F01ey 13 points ago +14 / -1

How long we gonna repeat that before it is obvious they aren’t making a mistake? Read up on the Bolshevik Revolution. Didn’t need lots of people power.

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Pau1F01ey 1 point ago +1 / -0

How so?

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Wallypip3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you elaborate further please?

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IllusionOfChoice 1 point ago +1 / -0

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's not helpful. He's right; Russia 1917 turning into the USSR is our main history lesson, except there is NO earthly superpower to come to our rescue, the way we eventually rescued the Russian people.

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CharlesDemar72 9 points ago +9 / -0

Roof Elvis will sure as heck TCB.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

In a flash!

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Rusty520 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better not mess with the US Male, my friend

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 16 points ago +16 / -0

in minecraft....

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NonyaDB 15 points ago +15 / -0

No, we're not. We're even more merciless and unforgiving.
The only difference is we actually respect the rule of law.
Should they get what they wish and law enforcement is abolished then they shall be hunted for sport to complete extinction.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rule of law only counts when it exists. The injustices we're seeing aren't rule of law, but mob rule. Even SCOTUS is intimidated out of voting their conscience. Governor Abbott certainly is. Jason Chaffetz quit for that reason.

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Wallypip3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chaffetz quit because of blackmail

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok Chaffetz wasn't intimidated by the current mindless horde on the street, true. It was still a lack of the rule of law.

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FuckU/Spez 9 points ago +9 / -0

When you say "kindness" are we talking about lead core or steel core?

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Colonel_Dax 6 points ago +6 / -0

Steel core is a small hole, through and through. You want a lead match bullet, that shatters on impact. IF they survive, they will be picking shards of lead, copper and plastic out of their navel for the rest of their life, in their wheel chair...

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ChokingOnARedpill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kill them with kindness...in Minecraft.

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FlimboFlongins 18 points ago +18 / -0

Oh yeah. 'Never Fuck With The King!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGk7QYThMTk

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MrHotep 2 points ago +2 / -0

My man....

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CitrusFantatic 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not a fan of Elvis' music but everything I've heard about the guy made him sound like an upstanding person.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

You'd be amazed if you knew "his music." He did everything that came down the pike, and he did it all better than anybody else. When I first got the call to play in a band focused on his stuff, I laughed and wasn't even going to return the message. But it left a website and I saw he was the workingest man in the business so I had to at least get the playlist, especially since the best band I had ever been in had just broken up.

Perhaps the most impressive factoid (to me, at least) was he did something by Paul Simon the same year that Paul Simon wrote it, and Paul Simon saw it live. He said "now we can all quit," meaning he did it so much better than anything he could conceive of there was no point in trying anymore. This means a lot to me because Paul Simon is musically slick, incredibly creative, etc. Michael Jackson also raved about Elvis. Elvis is the King of Rock n roll, while Little Richard is the architect of Rock n Roll. I've done Little Richard in the Elvis shows, which is kinda neat.

Not only was he a philanthropist but he broke up fights.

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synd1050 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson are the two greatest solo artists for me.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 47 points ago +47 / -0

let none survive

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trump212121 13 points ago +13 / -0

Zombieland 2

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm all shook up.

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ATOFW 17 points ago +17 / -0

Defend the King

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Bubbahax 16 points ago +16 / -0

All the Elvis fanatics just locked and loaded. You'd be surprised how many Elvis pilgrims make the trek to Graceland on his birthday every year.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 151 points ago +152 / -1

Graceland is a major cultural pilgrimage for a lot of people here in this country - especially for baby boomers and generation x'ers. Trashing Graceland is a big deal and this should not be lost on any of us. I know that a LOT of older women LOVE Elvis and look at him as like a surrogate son. Not BS'ing, either.

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Ithrowawaay 70 points ago +70 / -0

Agreed. The optics on defacing The King’s home will do more harm than good.

And his estate will have very little problem bringing it back to order.

But still, have they no sense of decency?

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SpezDispenser 34 points ago +34 / -0

Yep, keep the red pills coming commie fucks.

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AlphaNathan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lol

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Harambe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah, how exactly do you remove one paint without removing all paint?

BLM has ruined this monument

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Ithrowawaay 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you get on latex or oil before it’s cured you can remove the fresh stuff with light power wash/light solvent.

Aerosol cures almost immediately, if that’s what they used then it’s abrasion and it all goes.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Graffiti is the least damaging thing they've done. The "monument" itself can be re-painted, but probably ALL needs to be repainted for it to match.

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WinnerPlaysTCU 39 points ago +39 / -0

I am 25 years old, raised in an Elvis family. I listen to the King ALL the time, in fact it’s why i have Sirius radio. I’d rather listen to him than any of that bubble gum rap garbage they try to pass off as modern “music”. This is disgusting to me

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Your favorite song?

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righttowolfarms 9 points ago +9 / -0

Easy, Jailhouse Rock

Although I have a soft spot for Love Me Tender

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WinnerPlaysTCU 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stereotypical answer is Suspicious Minds, especially the live version. Anything he did live I love! Also love the deeper track stuff like Talk In Your Sleep or For The Heart

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JoeBidenIsAPedo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I always hated Elvis growing up cuz I always heard him on the radio and on grandma's records. Then, when I got older and wiser I watched some of his live performances on YouTube. I totally understood the instant I saw him perform live. It was like an out of body experience and I realized that while the music may not have always been brilliant, the man in a live performance was like nothing that had ever been done before at the time. He literally laid the foundation for what you see in showbusiness today, and that was 60 years ago! Besides certain performers like funk musicians and fringe rockers nobody really started doing Elvis like shows consistently for many years afterwards. He was easily 10-15 years ahead of his time, and quite honestly probably 20-30.

(The live version of suspicious minds in Vegas I think it was is probably one of the greatest single song performances ever)

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masculinist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody else has come close to Elvis’ stage presence. Sure he laid a nice foundation for subsequent acts to follow but nobody else had such complete captivation over such a large number of fans, and to think that he did it almost entirely on his own, with only a circus organizer as a manager, is a testament to the authentic way he drew and captivated crowds. The Beatles were four members plus some of the best managers and producers in the business, so certainly somewhat contrived, though their talent and exceptional songwriting kept the fans interested for so many years. Michael Jackson had widespread appeal but I don’t think fans were as deeply attached. By that time there were so many competing acts it was harder to get attached to any one act anyway. Michael Jackson also lacked the masculinity and easy humility of Elvis, and was much more private and cut off. I don’t think any musician has ever been loved as much as Elvis was and still is by many fans.

My favorites are “mean woman blues”, “please don’t stop loving me”, “mystery train”, “that’s alright”, and “heartbreak hotel” but I still find new stuff from watching his rerun movies on light tv and online.

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masculinist 1 point ago +1 / -0

In terms of stage presence, you’re probably right about that.

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JoeBidenIsAPedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree with all of your points. The stage presence is mesmerizing

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

The ETA (Elvis Tribute Artist) I've played for the last 10 years is one of the best in the business precisely because he does every move EXACTLY like Elvis. It's spooky. It doesn't hurt that he walks into the room and sounds exactly like him, either. Wears the same size outfits, never does a song unless he's in an outfit Elvis at least did that song in.

It's funny because sometimes Elvis was more focused on the show than his singing, and he goes off pitch, loses his place in the song, etc. To recover from moments like that is perhaps the hardest thing for any performer to do. He was the best.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good choices! I find it hard to choose.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

We do Suspicious Minds every show, closing our first set. To say I'm sick of that song would be an understatement, although have you ever heard the harmonized version of Love Me Tender? I stayed up one night figuring out how to cover all those harmony parts. Sirius does him justice. His "deeper tracks" go on forever ...

Out of all the recordings perhaps my favorite part is where someone in the audience yells out "you're so white."

Elvis responds "yeah, so?"

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Mexicola1976 3 points ago +3 / -0

Suspicious Minds

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Rugar22 22 points ago +22 / -0

Lol my grandma went nuts for Elvis back in the day.

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JamesBond007 29 points ago +29 / -0

Arm grandma and tell her what happened

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Myzlplix 11 points ago +11 / -0

I forgot about Elvis. I Never knew any Elvis fans and I was never into him. Yesterday I go into this old lady’s house and she had a huge velvet Elvis painting on her wall. I was like “oh shit a velvet Elvis painting!” It was like seeing a super rare artifact. Got kind of excited and I was surprised that I couldn’t stop staring it. I even touched to see if was really velvet. Never seen one in real life and I had a strange sense of nostalgia.

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BeMyFren 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait till ya see the lamp.

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bigmikesballsack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Watch Aloha from Hawaii - 1973 concert. You’ll be a fan after that.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

STILL the most watched broadcast EVER. Is that incredible or what??

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

The restaurant I used to work at had a bunch of his posters, it is a blues themed bbq restaurant

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s fantastic.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Elvis was born 85 years ago. Most older women who are into Elvis swooned over him when they were teenagers. A lot of them are older than baby boomers.

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SnipedYou 103 points ago +103 / -0

They'll continue to attack any and all things American.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 44 points ago +47 / -3

Why not?

Nobody is stopping them. Organized and well funded ... and free to destroy America.

"... for good men to do nothing."

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glow-operator-2-0 12 points ago +16 / -4

Regretably, if good men do something, the Soros bought DA sends his goons out to arrest them.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 7 points ago +11 / -4

Then we need to install good men in positions above the local DA's .. right now we have a useless BigMac scarfing bagpipe player who can't be bothered to shutdown well funded terrorists who cross state lines to commit third world political violence.

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glow-operator-2-0 0 points ago +2 / -2

That's supposed to be the state AG.

Soros got some as well.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some people did something.

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glow-operator-2-0 -1 points ago +1 / -2

That means you may have to open fire / retaliate against duly sworn officers of the law.

Is that your justification?

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glow-operator-2-0 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Nice try FBI.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 0 points ago +3 / -3

I keep forgetting that sO mUcH iS hApPeNiNg bEhInD tHe sCeNeS and tHeSe tHiNgS tAkE tImE.

Thanks for getting me back in line with muh Plan, patriot.

WWG#1WG#2!

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Whoopies_tds 10 points ago +10 / -0

They’ll

You could have just said NBA sponsored communists

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only until we stop them.

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Trumpdup4prez 57 points ago +58 / -1

They will not stop inciting the Right to attack them until they get their civil war.

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Raindrops1984 28 points ago +30 / -2

Ding ding ding! Winner winner commies for dinner.

This is the next step to goading us. They’ll come for anything and everything (schools, VA hospitals, churches, amusement parks). The only goal is to incite violence before November so the blue hats and Chinese soldiers waiting in the wings have an excuse to invade.

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FormerGraveheart -2 points ago +2 / -4

so the blue hats and Chinese soldiers waiting in the wings have an excuse to invade.

So stupid. That's not what will happen. Much more likely that they'd just have the treasonous generals remove Trump from office.

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Proud_American 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yep, toppling statues didn’t do it. Burning cities didn’t do it. Desecrating Elvis won’t do it either.

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lostremote- 9 points ago +10 / -1

I don’t know man. Disrespecting the King might be a bridge to far for some!

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Pau1F01ey 4 points ago +8 / -4

Fuck you. Cannon Hinnant should’ve been it.

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synd1050 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s why some people suggest that Trump might use the insurrection act.

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lostremote- 1 point ago +1 / -0

Notice at the end of my sentence I put “for some.” I wasn’t making light of the death of Connor Hinnant at all.

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Pau1F01ey 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fact we aren’t up in arms over that is proof we will do nothing. They riot and murder and use death of felons and criminals as their excuse. Mother and child are blatantly murdered for being white and yet we aren’t reaching for guns.

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ParticleCannon 3 points ago +3 / -0

This just in, Elvis Presley discovered to be a far right Boogman

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

He even wore Hawaiian shirts!

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CQVFEFE 4 points ago +4 / -0

if the wrong RIGHT person saw them spray painting that shit they'd likely get shot.

FTFY Bub

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Pau1F01ey -1 points ago +1 / -2

Murdering over thirty two people isn’t doing it. You realize, at this point, you have lost?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

32 war casualties does not lose the war.

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Pau1F01ey 1 point ago +1 / -0

When that side has casualties and the other doesn’t, and we’re still not fighting back, yeah.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is a strange strategy ...

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HeIsVigo 3 points ago +3 / -0

You think it's only 4 years? 40 at least. We're just seeing in these 4 years what decades of societal rot, corruption, apathy, and treason look like up close and unmasked.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

blm did not exist 40 years ago. It started over Trayvon Martin. Continuous crime did not start until 3 months ago. Let's keep history accurate.

What are you referring to with 40 years?

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HeIsVigo 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Black Panthers, Nation of Islam, and grievance politics did not begin with Trayvon Martin. Go back to Booker T Washington in the early 1900s describing your BLM, Al Sharpton types. The US prototype for Antifa, the Klan, dates back to 1868 I believe. Antifa itself is from the 1930s. Do you think these organizations and ideas just all of a sudden found fertile ground after decades?

You honestly believe all this is brand new, Prosecutors letting charges drop, biased judges, rigged juries, terror, and voter fraud by the Democrat party in areas they ruled stretch back to the post Reconstruction South. It took, in some cases, decades to bring many of the Klan down here to justice.

Communist traitors in all levels of government hmm remember a fellow named McCarthy and his crusade to root it out? Was that 4 years ago? No. Our enemies are bolder but not new. They didn't just appear. We've been being subverted a good while now.

You're right there are new front groups but much of the goals, tactics, and organizations have been at this awhile.

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synd1050 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some of the old groups are weak.I agree that think tanks always use ideas or inspirations from previous successful extremist groups. The only problem now is that the media doesn’t have a decorum or presenting the stories.most journalists prefer reporting their opinions or perspective than the actual story.I love right wing news sources because they always wait for Liberal sources to report the news and then they find and report the missing stories in the news updates.

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CQVFEFE -1 points ago +1 / -2

Trump's too stupid to have a plan, amirite????

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Pukeahontas 48 points ago +49 / -1

BLM = burn murder loot

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Butt_expert 29 points ago +29 / -0

.....BML?

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Pukeahontas 22 points ago +22 / -0

Burn loot murder lol

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Beachboy1b 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably meant Burn Loot Murder but you get the idea

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popcycle 13 points ago +13 / -0

biden likes minors

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ParticleCannon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Black Militia LARPing was a pretty thorough catastrophe.

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UndeadRevolver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bums, Losers, Murderers

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

"You a bum, bro"

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lostremote- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Behaving Like....

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Monsters is less spicy.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oo oo

Aa aa

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duallyford 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dyslexic Pede's represent!!

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 39 points ago +40 / -1

Fucking with Elvis and his legacy is a bigtime way to piss off older voters and women. Sounds crazy but that man means a lot to a lot of boomers and Gen X'ers like myself.

Very similar to Johnny Cash.

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Rugar22 8 points ago +8 / -0

And it's crazy to think that his music still has a big impact on the world.

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CharlesDemar72 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's Dollywood.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're forgetting about the generation older than baby boomers. Those are the most hardcore Elvis fans because they grew up with his music

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Seabass 38 points ago +38 / -0

In the ghetto (In the ghetto)

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

(kek)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a great song that was written for Sammy Davis Jr.. He never did it because it was too controversial. It's now taboo. Why? Because the left is so racist they think that "ghetto" is synonymous with black. Just like they think black people can't get a photo ID.

Only 1 person in our ETA band is so cucked that he had to object to doing the song at all, and took a knee during rehearsal. Fortunately he didn't pull that on stage, but he is reeeing enough that the band may be broken up and done.

Whereas the star is unphased by doing it in front of crowds, who do not object.

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hootersmcboobies 27 points ago +27 / -0

It's funny how part of the reason Elvis was controversial because he was adapting music and dance from a lot of black artists. That combined with his (tame by today's standards) sexual dance moves made rock and roll the evil for the conservatives of that generation.

Today, the left would be upset because Elvis would be "appropriating" black music and dance for himself.

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LongDongDonald420x69 12 points ago +12 / -0

Exactly. Without black music we wouldn't have even HAD Elvis. These fucking retards don't have a clue about their own culture. It's almost like... they HAVE NO CULTURE.

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JoeBidenIsAPedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking exactly right.

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angryamerican1964 5 points ago +5 / -0

He will be accused any day now

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synd1050 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s why I treat most racist stories with suspicion.

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AlphaNathan 5 points ago +5 / -0

LeBron prolly ordered this.

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Whoopies_tds 19 points ago +19 / -0

I wonder if they’ve heard about the great white capitalist George Soros?

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Kek_mit_uns 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have in fact heard of this fellow white person of unknown ethnic background.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 21 points ago +22 / -1

NO.Time To Round All These Commies Up And Burn Them. You do not mess with Graceland and live to tell about.

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0095D 11 points ago +12 / -1

Probably why it was vandalized.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok this is silly but it could be done. That song could be done in Revolutionary War era garb and lingo. And also as a Civil War re-enactment, just for shits and giggles.

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WassermanSchultz 15 points ago +16 / -1

I was thinking about joining their socialist movement, but now they've gone too far.

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Pukeahontas 14 points ago +14 / -0

Abolish ICE ? That one made me laugh

So what we can have more crimes? These people really need to be shot in their stupid bum

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not sure that's lethal?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 14 points ago +16 / -2

Boomers everywhere have been redpilled. They done fucked with about 5 million votes.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

The oldest baby boomer is 11 years younger than Elvis. A considerable number of his fans are older than that. And they vote.

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Lu-Bu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Younger people still like Elvis too. He's an icon.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always get a kick out of the younger crowd enjoying our shows. We get teeny boppers that stick around, just like Elvis did.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm only a few years late to be considered a boomer. Elvis was definitely a hit with my parents, they were born mid to late 40's. I've always liked Elvis, but was never a fan, like my parents.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah they're in that prime demographic to be his fans. When you're 8 and the star is around 20 ...

Not too many left alive that were born before Elvis, but those 75 and up couldn't escape his career. Here's a funny factoid: he hated literally every movie role he was ever given. He made more money in movies than he did with music. He wanted something with substance but said he'd be a fool to break the formula that was working. It's also his carrying on with movie starlets that ended his marriage, which effectively ended his life. He never got over his divorce, he was kind of a dead man walking after that ...

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WinnerPlaysTCU 13 points ago +13 / -0

I am 25 years old. Elvis was gone way before my time but he has become an every day part of my life and his music and stories of his character have helped me through many times in my life.

THIS is what they hate. They hate all things American. All things joyful and happy. They will stop at nothing. They have no character and are evil and monsters.

WE. WILL. WIN.

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TennesseeScorpio 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ah you motherfuckers!

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Reclaimer69 1 point ago +1 / -0

For real man. And I bet Graceland security got in bad trouble. That security camera setup they have there is really something else, pretty crazy coverage. They saw it happen live and just chose to do nothing, guaranteed. Unless they were sleeping or something, they couldn't have missed.

I always feel like Memphis is some sort of exception, at least a little, with these issues. We're a fairly blue city, but the population is always pretty chill whenever other cities start stuff.

It almost makes me think that the vandals could be from out of town.

Hopefully we can do our part for our state and help to end this crap!

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Rugar22 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is so sad. Elvis wouldn't like this shit.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was known to kick ass if he had to, to stop a fight.

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MythArcana 10 points ago +10 / -0

These idiots are larping Fight Club now.

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humped2424 10 points ago +10 / -0

Please boomers and anyone around for Elvis and the good ol days PLEASE VOTE TRUMP SEND THIS TO YOUR OLDER RELATIVES

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump's a boomer

What's the big deal

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seaside_dreams 8 points ago +8 / -0

They'll be haunted.

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raybiker73 8 points ago +8 / -0

"In the Ghetto" takes the Graceland tour.

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jason73ug 8 points ago +9 / -1

boomers aint gonna be happy about this

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

75 and older are his biggest fan base.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 8 points ago +8 / -0

imagine you are a democrat and totally okay with this shit.

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 8 points ago +8 / -0

Memphis is a shithole

Except for Graceland.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Dad, I want to take you to a sleazy part of Memphis that we call, uhh, Memphis."

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TheOutlawPepeWales 3 points ago +3 / -0

That and the Rendezvous. Sorry, Texas, but ain't nobody make ribs like Memphis.

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah....Its true

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JamesBond007 7 points ago +7 / -0

Daaaaammm the Country Boys are going to announce a no limit hunting season on them for that heresy. Nick Cage is going to be Pissed

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Cmchn 1 point ago +1 / -0

That sounds kind of gay.

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RiffFantastic 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope they made a point to check out his gun collection while they were there.

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Les_Deplorables 6 points ago +6 / -0

Revenge of the Elvii. Cry 'Havoc!,' and let slip the dogs of war.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

The flying Elvii! Paratroopers on dey azz

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Les_Deplorables 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Flying Elvii... Utah chapter!

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Notablitheringidiot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is nothing sacred?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every sperm is NOT sacred to them, that's a white thing

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SimplePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not to leftists no.

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HelloBasedDepartment 6 points ago +6 / -0

Uh uh, you don’t fuck with the king.

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TennesseePride 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mother fucker!

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BiglyMagaMamma 6 points ago +6 / -0

Too far. That’s the king. That’s a sanctuary of the golden age of an irreplaceable American icon. Too. Damn.far.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well so were statues of Lincoln etc.

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LongDongDonald420x69 6 points ago +6 / -0

Without black music we wouldn't have fucking HAD Elvis. BLM is retarded

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hereforthewinning 6 points ago +6 / -0

ok we need Kyle out NOW!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

NOT ON MY WATCH Noem has something to say about that. Notice that they attack within the jurisdiction of Soros DAs

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RusherOfDin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well that settles it. I guess I have to vote for Joe Biden now.

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Linespaced 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck Black Lives Matter ™ .. so done with their shit.

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FitOfficial 5 points ago +6 / -1

Big mistake. Only thing crazier than horse people are Elvis people.

Ya fucked up.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Many Elvis people ARE horse people. prepares popcorn for the double whammy

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iIndianaJones 5 points ago +5 / -0

Elvis is my all-time favorite artist. The line has been drawn in the sand.

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lostremote- 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is equivalent to the Redneck Whitehouse. They just declared war whether they know it or not!

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DudeNoOne 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have no words.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very specific parts of the population.

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HoneyBadger32 4 points ago +4 / -0

BLM is so good at getting people on their side. The NFL and NBA should give them a call so they can follow suit.

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righttowolfarms 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking Elvis? Why? Because he’s a white male? Shit the mans son in law was Michael fuckin Jackson!

Let me guess, because he was a white male, am I right?

Fucking despicable.

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KekBotSupreme 4 points ago +4 / -0

But why...

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cypher 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unfuckingbelievable

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Rune_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha the comments on the twitter post. “It’s a set up to make them look bad!”

Oh yeah, cause the mob that lights cities on fire totally wouldn’t graffiti anything in case they looked bad. They have standards.

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