They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give themselves to me.

Like clay I shall mold them and in the furnace of "peaceful protests" forge them.

They will be of iron will and steely muscle.

In great armor shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed.

They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness or liberal will blight them.

They will have tactics, strategies and machines such that no foe can best them in battle.

They are my bulwark against the Terror.

They are the Defenders of America.

They are my United States Marshals and they shall know no fear.

--GEOTUS

(slightly adapted from 40k)