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Zed287 263 points ago +265 / -2

He wont do it.

He knows he won't debate.

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iPertinax 119 points ago +124 / -5

I think he will, his ego won't let him back down. He definitely wants to delay as long as possible though.

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WinWithMe 107 points ago +111 / -4

Look, fat, I support free lego for everyone, you lyin' dog-faced pony soldier

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Enigmacraft 63 points ago +66 / -3

Come on, man!

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HCQaddict 12 points ago +13 / -1

I notice when the democraps lose control of the convo, the run on Joe Biden gaff reel meme occurs. "Look, fat...lyin' dog-faced pony soldier" "Come on, man!"

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donaldismydad 31 points ago +31 / -0

Pedo Joe is only installed as nominee to serve as a human shield against GEOTUS' DOJ going after him for blatant Ukraine corruption;(MUH PROSECUTION OF DIRECT POLITCAL OPPONENT REEEE...PEACHMINTS) if Biden goes down for his crimes, then Pelosi goes down(her son in Ukraine), and RINO romney goes down(his involvement with Burisma). This would essentially be the card that causes the complete house of cards democrat & RINO neocons' corruption to fall and finally drain the swamp formerly known as the District of Criminals!

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FreeJack2020 2 points ago +3 / -1

I don't work for you. You wana go outside?

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +8 / -1

You wanna do push ups?

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Smurfection 3 points ago +4 / -1

Listen to the phonograph!

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BigleaguendTouchee 6 points ago +7 / -1

Look, here’s the thing.

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MentalyStable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on fat. Look here fat.

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swarleybing 23 points ago +23 / -0

When I was Vice President I did not leggo America's eggo. Trump is gonna take away your eggo, folks

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Guruchild 7 points ago +7 / -0

So let's say biden is so deep he goes in there and just one shots Trump with. A line so random and so deep... bah never mind. I can't even

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MAGABeaver 16 points ago +16 / -0

His ego is the reason he ran in the first place - hence why Obama kept telling him "Joe, you don't have to do this" and shitting on him behind the scenes. Not saying that I agree that he will debate (because I don't think he will), but you can still be egotistical and have dementia. They're not mutually exclusive.

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MAGABeaver 22 points ago +22 / -0

I fully agree that he is a puppet candidate, ran by handlers. But I do not agree that his campaign originated in that way, due to how Obama and Hilary (who reconsidered joining the race again due to Joe) acted behind closed doors. Kamala was always the pick, which is why she was chosen as VP. Kamala got in bed with Obama and Hilary's camp back in 2018, and was being groomed to be "the chosen one". Once she absolutely bombed in the primaries, then it was time for the back-up plan. The only candidate in the Dem field who had the attributes as you say to benefit their plan, was Joe. So Joe won the primaries, and "picked" Kamala because she will assume office when he resigns due to health reasons, fulfilling their initial plan.

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pmurTJdlanoD 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's running to shield himself and Obama cronies from their crimes.

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Brownwaterboys 4 points ago +4 / -0

he just wants some applesauce and go back to his nap

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RahkeemTheMachine 4 points ago +4 / -0

First thing to go with dementia is your anger impulse control, dudes gonna hit the roof when Trump starts trolling him. Hope they have some really good drugs to dope him up on

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would disagree. In fact, it seems to be the one thing he's maintained, the instinct of self preservation. He loses it when hunter, the means he used to launder money to HIMSELF, is brought up.

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Simple_Doot 32 points ago +32 / -0

Zero chance he does it in a debate format that has been the standard for forever. He may "debate" in some weird way that is advertised as trendy and cutting edge though. I don't know what that looks like but it would be something conducted via webcam so it's "COVID-safe" and so that sly manipulation is more possible. Blaming technical difficulty on cutting responses, some fake live polling of popularity of responses or as simple as degrading/manipulating footage of Trump to make it appear as though he doesn't have it together.

But all the changes will be made purely to benefit Biden and they'll fight tooth and nail to ensure that is the case.

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PropagandaWizard1984 15 points ago +15 / -0

Biden will lose connection when he gets a wicked burn from GEOTUS. Then take 5 minutes to reconnect while his handlers debate the response.

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Miasmo 12 points ago +12 / -0

If it looks like some kind of a fake he's going to lose even more of the Black vote than he already has.

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Simple_Doot 8 points ago +9 / -1

Remember, even if he (Biden) loses there is the opportunity to bolster "resistance" positions in 2024.

I saw it here; the idea that the DNC doesn't want to burnout any new blood on this election but rather sacrifice a candidate and running mate now and hit harder in 2024.

It's a cunning strategy, really. And an obviously good long term planning if the goal is usurpation of the last free nation. They've waited 3/4 of a century - what's four more years? Don't tarnish a real, radical candidate with a loss at such a pivotal time. Trump has real odds of winning. If a radical (or a puppet) can be established now, then cool. But bank on the current strategy that is proving somewhat effective. Trump has taken the GOP by storm. After he is mandated, by the Constitution, to leave office the opportunity ripens. The figure head of the party has left office and now any GOP candidate put forward is "No true Scotsman." If I were a Dem/Commy that would be the real show for propaganda effort.

Make no mistake, if the gettin' can be had now it will be got. But it will never end.

Ive had a few but I know that forces of domination never quit and ultimately will prevail. It's our job to stave it off as long as possible...

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richgoose 5 points ago +6 / -1

buttigieg will be trying again. little bootlicking sunabitch

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Yogapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

It would be a good plan if Dems had a decent bench. But they all suck 😂 MAGA will get behind whoever Trump endorses

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Brenmcel 2 points ago +2 / -0

4 years is a long time. Trump wasnt even a candidate until a year before the last election.

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cotoneaster 10 points ago +11 / -1

I think this is the right answer.

They will propose a debate format where the reality would be Biden reading prepared answers to questions he has beforehand and Trump debating the media.

If Trump declines, they will make it look like Trump is scared to debate Biden. If he accepts, it won't be anywhere near a fair debate. This is the advantage of the left owning the media.

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Simple_Doot 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Paging: Donna Brazile...Donna Brazile please help us!" - DNC (Not actually a quote)

Of course it won't be Donna Brazile but the method of using media persons to help a candidate were proven 4 years ago

The kicker is that Donna Brazile is a FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTER THESE DAYS

WTF!?!?

Spez: formatting

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StumpSmasher2 4 points ago +4 / -0

It'd be hilarious if Trump simply put a small digital stopwatch timer on his podium so they couldn't slow his feed down to make him seem less capable. Don't even discuss why it's there, just set it down and watch them scramble.

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PurestEvil 28 points ago +29 / -1

No he won't. He'll have an excuse when the time comes.

And his handlers simply won't let him do that no matter what he wants.

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trump212121 27 points ago +27 / -0

Joe wants to debate Trump 100% but nobody else involved in his campaign, party or in the media wants Joe anywhere near a debate.

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theeyeshaveit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or a death squad will create a distraction to divert the debate's scheduling.

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ChocolateEvryday 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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cuntard 11 points ago +11 / -0

joe may want to, but his puppeteers know better and will not let it happen.

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ComeysPrisonWallet 1 point ago +6 / -5

Joe is given the choice between pudding or a nap.

Joe chooses pudding.

Joe gets Benzodiazepine.

Sleep well Joe.

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Crisis83 24 points ago +24 / -0

I’ll be suprised if Biden debates. He holds 15-20min scripted speeches and then hides from reporters. Trump wrestles with the scum in the press pool daily.

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pmurTJdlanoD 6 points ago +6 / -0

And he misreads the teleprompter...

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featherwinglove 5 points ago +5 / -0

That has no bearing on whether or not he will get "written confirmation" - these are the 2020 Damnocrats we're talking about. They write fake shit every hour.

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dxso 5 points ago +5 / -0

HE wants to but he doesn't know he's gone 🧠 his handlers know

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rooftoptendie 122 points ago +123 / -1

Listen fat, you want it in writing? I'll give you the writing right here, and the writing is on the wall, pal. The wall you built to keep out all our fine latino citizens. Latinos are just as smart as poor people. Well, they're just as poor as black people. Roaches, thats what they used to call em. I used to carry a razor back in those days. That's my time.

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JonnyB 41 points ago +41 / -0

This paragraph makes more sense than anything I've heard Biden say in months.

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Sumarongi 14 points ago +14 / -0

I read it in Sleepy Joes voice

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emjayt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don’t forget to add the slur

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MakeAmericaGreat9 9 points ago +9 / -0

So fucking funny. I can't stop laughing

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PikeMomPeo 88 points ago +88 / -0

How can he debate? He can’t even enable the comments on his videos lmao

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Simple_Doot 32 points ago +32 / -0

That's part of the debate format we are probably going to see. It won't be "Mano a mano." The Format will ensure that Biden has a team to help him and that his gaffes are not so obvious. Or there just won't be a debate. Mark my words.

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MMXX 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump vs. Biden hologram deep fake

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tjn24 3 points ago +3 / -0

Body double?

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slashp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could they find some one that ugly?

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MuadDon 66 points ago +67 / -1

We can’t believe we have to say this, but the people should hear from the candidates for president side-by-side before votes are cast. With Joe Biden’s hastily-planned private plane excursion to Pennsylvania this week, it is clear that he is reacting to sliding poll numbers by leaving his basement, at least for one day. If Joe Biden’s handlers are now issuing day passes for the candidate, it stands to reason that they could let him out to stand on stage with President Trump before a sizeable portion of voters begin to cast their ballots.

Heater.

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kestral 59 points ago +59 / -0

Giuliani CC’d Joe Biden (D) and identified “basement” as his address.

lol

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unclebobinator 23 points ago +23 / -0

Goddamn I love it when they learn from the shitposter-in-chief

If it was anyone else that letter would be far too polite to someone who clearly doesn't deserve respect since he doesn't know how to properly respect his opponent and his president. Whether he likes it or not, at least respect the office

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rooftoptendie 11 points ago +11 / -0

zodiac killer and mike huckabee have both taken lessons in shitposting from GEOTUS ever since he won.

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unclebobinator 4 points ago +4 / -0

And Lyin' Ted Cruz went to Lion Ted Cruz

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2Fangz 6 points ago +6 / -0

"I will teach them."

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unclebobinator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another promise kept!

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IntrepidBurger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Both Trump's supporters and his enemies recognize what a beast he is on the stage. The man crushed 17 other Republicans with ease, including a Bush and a literal debate champion.

Joe Biden would struggle to debate a 14 year old high school girl. He's got no fucking chance.

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psuedopilsner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cruz overplayed his hand and thought he could bluff Trump because he DID have superior debating skills. But thats the thing, superior debaters don't need to bluff. They let the facts speak for themselves and the debater just lines the up for subsequent punches.

Once Trump called his bluff, he could discredit everything else Cruz said. Especially as Cruz got even more frustrated and threw out even weaker arguments.

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HowardRoark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden would struggle to debate a 14 year old high school girl.

Joe Biden would sniff the 14 year old high school girl.

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ready! 🍿 for me and 🍕 for Joey.

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wadewatts 32 points ago +32 / -0

CNN: writing things down is racist

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nodoxplz 22 points ago +22 / -0

This debate in this year alone is going to be more than the last 100 years combined. Just think about it, you know? Come on, man!

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Sixty2ndAssassin 5 points ago +6 / -1

Listen Fat. You dog-faced pony soldier!

Come on man!

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Simple_Doot 3 points ago +4 / -1

Whoa!! Joe Biden is a tough guy. When he says "Come on man!" I shit my britches.

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GeneralVeers 14 points ago +14 / -0

How is a written confirmation going to change anything?? One can still go back on their word, written or spoken. Doesn't matter.

Whichever way they slice it, Biden is going to duck out of debating. Probably due to coronavirus. Biden doesn't even have a say in it; his handlers are NOT going to allow him to set so much as a pinkie toe on that stage.

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aveydey 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lawsuit

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GeneralVeers 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, you can get sued for violating a written contract, but that doesn't change the fact that you can break it. :)

Biden is not debating. No way, no how. Written agreement or not. That's my predicition. It Will Not Happen.

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MustafaJones 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well it would make him look like a coward for one. It’s one thing to try to weasel out of the debates. It another to go against a written agreement.

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GeneralVeers 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't see much difference. Written or oral, a broken promise is a broken promise. In any case, Biden's handlers know (and maybe Biden himself, though since his mental condition is probably poor, I am not certain of that) that breaking a written promise to debate would be far preferable to letting him actually debate and get obliterated on national television.

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emjayt 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is Trump masterfully setting up him to either do the debate due to shaming him into it, or let the country see him as a coward. All this Pelosi “don’t dignify him with a debate” BS is just BS and excuses. The more and more often everyone can see him agree to debate or be called out prevents that spin

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MuadDon 6 points ago +7 / -1

It’s best we seek the honor our culture used to pedestal rather than abandon it like the left. Giving your word, especially on paper, used to mean something. It’s as simple as if a man can’t hold to that he shouldn’t be anywhere near our nation’s control room.

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emjayt 1 point ago +1 / -0

No honor among thieves, -er, Democrats

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GeneralVeers 1 point ago +1 / -0

I watched Trump being sworn in as President in January of 2017. Watched him take the oath, hand on Bible.

I think we agree, that oath had no value to the far left. Orange Man Still Bad.

Right now, the best way to restore honor to our culture is to crush those who abandoned it in the first place. You have to get rid of the termites before you can start repairing the structure.

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2Fangz 2 points ago +2 / -0

It gets it back in the news cycle this week.

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Art of the Deal

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CMDRConanAAnderson 12 points ago +12 / -0

Live and in person. Heck, I'd settle for pre-recorded if it was in person.

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cuntard 12 points ago +12 / -0

as long as joe is in the same physical location and without an earpiece

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arebee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Give him an ear piece. Who cares, as Obama said don’t underestimate his ability to fuck things up

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 10 points ago +11 / -1

C'mon man! I'm not working for you. Meet me behind the gym. We'll do pushups! Go for a run! If you don't like that, vote for the other Biden.

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Jutts 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nice chess move. Doesn’t commit? His ability becomes questionable. Commits? If he’s a no-show, he looks like an utter failure and should be removed from the ticket.

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GnosticAwakening 8 points ago +9 / -1

You have my word.

Oops, COVID....

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Toughsky_Shitsky 7 points ago +8 / -1

Written confirmation in crayon will be acceptable, given the author's condition.

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Pepbrandt 6 points ago +6 / -0

If Biden wears a mask, how will we know he's really talking?

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I_no_asshoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rudy put the address on previous comms to, “basement”’ 😂😂😂

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Piglady2 5 points ago +5 / -0

They may not be able to avoid the debate.. when DJT unleashes the wrath of God on him, via a TV campaign showing Joe saying he’ll shut down Fracking,, followed by a rerun of the outstanding ad from several weeks ago highlighting Bidens support of those who want to Defund the Police (that ad should be in constant rotation, it appeals to women of all ages, they want someone on the other end of the phone when they call for help) An intense TV campaign will lure Joe out of the basement and on to the debate stage. I trust that the Trump campaign has a footlocker full of ads already in the can and ready to go. As the Grandmother of 3 beautiful young women id love to see an ad of Joe sniffing and then an old woman stepping up to clobber him on the head with a cast iron skillet (think Granny Klampett). What must not be overlooked is the importance of the House of Representatives races,,, we need to pull the Speakers Chair out from under Nancy,, she must not be allowed to continue.

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Azarak 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still believe Biden will contract the Wu-Flu September 25th, 2 days before the first debate. That will give him at least 14 days of quarantine in his basement with no interviews.

There is no way the DNC will allow an in-person debate on stage with Trump. Biden would be reduced to word salad within 5 minutes and remove any doubt people have about his cognitive impairment.

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RedHawk44 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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keepwinning 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're fishing for a handwriting sample to demonstrate Joe's capacity of lack thereof

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BigPanda71 3 points ago +3 / -0

For what it’s worth, Congress critters usually have a few people in their office authorized to “sign” for the boss. So even if he were in the best of health, there’s little reason to believe Joe would actually sign the paper himself

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G5Pecker 4 points ago +5 / -1

Debate format:

Moderator: "Joe, which spread do you prefer on your toast, avocado or jam?

Joe: "Jam? No, Avocado?"

Moderator: "Yes Joe, well said."

Six COVID encircled, unbaised audience members: "Clapping"

Moderator: "Mr 45, how come you let so many people die of COVID?"

Trump: "What a nasty question!"

Moderator: "Well we will see what our unbiased audience member says about that!"

One Of The 6 people surrounded by circles in the audience: "Boo, you're not my president!"

Moderator: "Yes, well I think we've settled that, Orange man bad. Next question."

Moderator: "Joe, what's your favorite color?"

Joe: "Black live matters?"

Moderator "Joe, you are killing it my man!"

Moderator: "Drumpf, do you ever feel guilty about having the Russians' hand up your ass?"

Trump: "Your ass, I never talk about my ass!"

The next day the press fauns all over how qualified Biden is for president and can't believe that Trump said ass 14 times during the debate.

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MustafaJones 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Why written contracts are a sign of white supremacy” - CNN probably.

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's how slave owners bought and sold slaves!

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Pepbrandt 3 points ago +3 / -0

If its done via webcam, I wouldn't be surprised if they use a CG Biden.

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AUGUSTO_PINOCHET 3 points ago +3 / -0

SMART

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MAGA_Master 3 points ago +3 / -0

He won’t. There’s no way they let him do it.

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PropagandaWizard1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bet $100 he won't put it in writing. Also what is the penalty for breaking the deal?? Asking for a friend.

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unclebobinator 3 points ago +3 / -0

There'd be no real legal penalty, just extremely bad optics and most certainly a landslide for Trump

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americanzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

he will refuse to debate and his campaign/MSM will blame Trump WATCH

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OnlyWinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

Outstanding move!

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Notablitheringidiot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not sure I could watch a whole debate. As much as I don’t like Creepy Joe, the second hand cringe would still be too much for me.

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unclebobinator 5 points ago +5 / -0

I couldn't watch the debate since Trump laying the smack down may put me in such a fit of laughter I might stroke out

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way he will

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

He keeps giving himself outs

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ShampocalypseWOW 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump should do the debate whether Biden is there or not. We all know he will have to debate the Demcrat moderators anyway, and it will give him plenty of time to talk about substantive issues with no distractions.

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InterloperKO 2 points ago +2 / -0

The beauty of it is that even if they gave him the questions and the answers to the questions, he'd still fuck it up..

Glory awaits

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Cornpopmatters 2 points ago +2 / -0

In person debate will never happen. Trump will make a grown man cry and he know it.

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Trumpfanbigly 2 points ago +2 / -0

He can't sign the agreement, fucker can't spell his own name...... Come on guys...

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WakingKnowledge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is too much of a pussy to debate Trump. Not too mention senile.

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Registered 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine what his signature would look like from 2016 to 2020...ohhhh boy.

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Kerra_Holt 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Biden does participate you can guarantee the "moderator" will be bought and paid for to make GEOTUS look as bad as possible for the media. I can see it now: constant interruptions of anything President Trump says, contradictions like (I'm sorry Mr. President but that's incorrect), while letting Biden get away with any sentence he manages to articulate.

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truthforchange 1 point ago +2 / -1

Maybe Biden should...

sign a pledge

or something.