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TonsOfSalt 72 points ago +72 / -0

He also recommended firing 2 shotgun blasts from your balcony to ward off intruders.

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Spooky_Lunch 43 points ago +43 / -0

Ah yes, my balcony that I definitely have.

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PurestEvil 34 points ago +35 / -1

Yes, the balcony of your mansion.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 16 points ago +16 / -0

Oh, look at mister pennybags here with his summer mansion.

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0v3rKill 7 points ago +7 / -0

NO REFUNDS

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Tardigrade 8 points ago +8 / -0

You only have ONE balcony?

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Raindrops1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hi, Nancy Pelosi! How’s the $15/pint ice cream?

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UndercoverCentipede 11 points ago +11 / -0

She's getting her hair done, she'll be with you in a moment.

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MAGAPig 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s frozen solid, like her freaky Botox face.

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de9ebkmd7 26 points ago +26 / -0

"If you want to protect yourself get a double barreled shot gun. .... If there is ever a problem get that double barreled shotgun and fire two blasts."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_LEfNFMAys

Biden is specifically referring to a double barreled shotgun and he wants you to fire both barrels as a warning. If my math is correct your gun is now empty and you better reload double quick!

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AngryWriter 12 points ago +12 / -0

Instead of bullets, can carry a "magazine" full of loaded shotguns.

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Nietzscheese 3 points ago +3 / -0

No no! That magazine can only have one loaded shotgun or else you're bowing to the special interests!

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Destroy_WithLove 7 points ago +7 / -0

How in the HELL is this ignoranus in contention for the highest elected office in the world? He's not qualified to ... for... well, I cant think of a single thing he's qualified for, with the possible exception for being the celebrity pitchman for denture cream or adult diapers.

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Batmann58 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know about other states but I'm pretty sure "warning" shots are illegal anyway. Either your life is in danger at which point it is legally justified to discharge your weapon at the threat ending it immediately, or your life is not in danger at which point it is unlawful to discharge your within city limits at anything if you are not in a firearms range.

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xBigCoffinHunter 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah let’s hit them in the leg and shred a major artery so bleed out all the while having the capacity to fire back.

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know that but these people are morons. Besides, you do have major arteries throughout the body. A shot to an extremity can still be very fatal. They pretend like it’s all soft tissue outside the head or chest. Morons.

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nothingberg 11 points ago +11 / -0

How many clips go into a shotgun?

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BillionsAndBillions 13 points ago +14 / -1

That depends. Is it fully semi-automatic?

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UndercoverCentipede 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a mostly-automatic semi-rifle shotgun.

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Razorpony 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can put a couple extra clips on the shoulder thing that goes up.

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PinkPlacenta 8 points ago +8 / -0

Which is hilarious, because warning shots almost always get you in more legal trouble than if you had just fatally shot the intruders instead.

Why are we taking self-defense advice from a person who has had a security detail for a half century?

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SenditDownrange 31 points ago +31 / -0

Biden just can't move on from the days of the blunderbuss.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 24 points ago +24 / -0

He should rename his campaign bus the Blunder Bus.

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well it's what was popular when he was young.

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Toohershat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well it's been a year, so maybe he's all better now.

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Red37 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think a blunderbuss would be great for home defense against an I truder

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ANCsemi 21 points ago +21 / -0

"I'm also the only guy that got assault weapons banned. BANNED. And, the.. number of clips in a gun - BANNED."

-Joebama Obiden

Sauce: (Straight from the DNC debates) https://www.facebook.com/warriorxii/videos/biden-got-the-number-of-clips-banned/356200841759482/

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TLDC 19 points ago +19 / -0

Technically speaking, magazines don't hold bullets, they hold cartridges.

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nothingberg 14 points ago +14 / -0

How many clips go into a bullet cartridges?

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously. Someone should ask him about automatic magazines with hollow point clips

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Johnfox13 4 points ago +4 / -0

How many bullets go into cartridges? /jk

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spez_this 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah, two of my pet peeves:

Clip != Magazine

Bullet != Cartridge

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Nightbringer33 13 points ago +13 / -0

You know the thing, that holds all the shooty pew pews. Makes my leg hair stand up, their blonde you know. In the sun.

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FormerLibTears 6 points ago +6 / -0

My police officer friend calls my girly .22 my "pew pew pewer."

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CryptoMonger 11 points ago +11 / -0

Somebody find the 30 clip magazine comment.

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spooky

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Bullet3250 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ban all AR-14's

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BillionsAndBillions 8 points ago +9 / -1

Nobody needs a fully semi-automatic AR-47 with a bayonet shroud that goes up.

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Red37 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are AR-47s now, AR-15s which fire 7.62x39 and use AK magazines

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BillionsAndBillions 3 points ago +4 / -1

Nice. Save a little on ammo, anyway.

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or if you're a gun hipster, buy one to go with your 5.56 AK.

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Bullet3250 4 points ago +4 / -0

'They make one where the shroud goes up?"

I need to go see that...

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spaceghost17 8 points ago +8 / -0

Joe "Make Muskets Great Again" Biden

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fjobb 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are you surprised? The guys a fucking retard who will say anything he thinks will be popular. Even stuff he obviously has no clue about such as this. The fact that we've allowed a political profession to exist is the cause of a lot of this, no way this fucking scumbag should've been allowed to hang around for 50 years. You should prove you're actually useful to society prior to being involved in politics, then do a short stint. Not your whole fucking life.

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MechanicalMarvel 6 points ago +6 / -0

wow, 1 year ago he was coherent and dumb. Now he's um, yeah, you know -- the thing.

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Scumbag-reddit 5 points ago +5 / -0
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b2acctx 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair, Biden was referring to Reader's Digest when talking about magazines. There would be maybe one paragraph with the word "bullet."

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Bubbahax 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess we're back to black powder cap and ball revolvers. At least you can make your own bullets.

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w0lver1 2 points ago +2 / -0

or internal mags!

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ZeroDeltaTango 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too bad SCOTUS just ruled that restricting magazine size runs counter to the 2A and is therefore not permitted.

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LionTed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Despite what I hear from the usual channels of leftist delusion, 2016 Gary Johnson libertarians are not voting Joe "Beto will spearhead gun policy" Biden lol.

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CaliChica 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anything about banning magazines is triggering for California pedes right now. We keep going back to the courts for the right to own high capacity magazines.

Democrats can just F off with their gun control.

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Spez_Dispenser 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dear BB, it’s not a bow to special interests and the NRA. It’s a bow to patriotic Americans who enjoy their freedoms. F OFF

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nothingberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

How many magazines go in a clip and how many clips go into a bullet?

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cook_does 3 points ago +3 / -0

He had an AUtomaTIc semi-AUTOMATIC high capacity, AUTOMATIC loading aAUTOMATIC AssUalT pIstOl with a high capacity playboy mAgaZinE.

Gun grabbers are retards.

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ArcticDark 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cmon man.... ju-just turn on your radio and listen in...... of course if you let the kids in the pool rub your hair.... you'll have to scare cornpop away with 2 shotgun blasts..... you know........you kn-- know the- the- th-- The Thing!?

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

So when are we getting these single bullet magazines?

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

We must ban gumball machines that hold multiple gumballs!

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I-am-but-an-egg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quick, someone ask Joe how many Clips a bullet show be allowed to hold

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Patriotic-2A-Addict 2 points ago +2 / -0

His old senile ass isn't getting my "AR-14".🤣

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WaffleBiscuit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't wrap my head around the mental gymnastics the Left has to go through to believe this man is not absolutely senile and out of his mind.

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g00se2k 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except the golden gun from N64 Goldeneye, OP.

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Beltfed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol single shot mags. Half off at harbor freight.

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MagaChief 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I get that speech on a record so I can play it for my kids tonight?

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N0Brakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have multiple thirty single shot mags

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Red37 2 points ago +2 / -0

Laughs in M1 Garand

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krepoisbest 2 points ago +2 / -0

This clip is interesting. The way he speaks is way more normal than today.

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UndercoverCentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait...you can put more than one bullet in your magazine?!? No wonder they're so big!!

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45fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You can't be trying to ban all firearms right?"

"Yes." -Democrats

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Skalywag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Usually we don't let retards speak in public.

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throwrightt 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAGA-zine. That's what this place is (:-)

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BurgerChef90 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought he said "You don't need a 30 clip magazine?" Or something along those lines. Or was that something else he said in addition to this?

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