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supermagafragilistic 18 points ago +18 / -0

Walk into doctors office: "Hey doc, I have a fever, I'm nauseous, been throwing up with diarrhea and my whole body hurts"

Doc: "You likely have the flu, go home, rest, drink plenty of fluids, take Tylenol for fever as needed."

Walk into doctors office: "Hi, I feel fine, I have no symptoms of anything but may have been exposed to someone infected"

Doc: "Go home, stay away from others for a couple of weeks, keep any eye out for symptoms."