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Slowest hands in the west (media.patriots.win) 🐓 tendies 🍗
posted ago by PeaceThroughStrength ago by PeaceThroughStrength +4373 / -0
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MegaMagaManX 106 points ago +106 / -0

"Medic!"

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Ronald_Dregan 12 points ago +13 / -1

Funny how all these soy boys are the same ones whose hippie moms breastfed them in public until they were 4 years old.

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DavidIcke 7 points ago +7 / -0

I disagree. They were fed on infant formula. Go look at a can of infant formula, some of them say 40% soy or 40% corn syrup.

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Ricky_CIA 6 points ago +6 / -0

"NO! MY VEGAN SUPERPOWERS!"

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7ftTallBarronTrump 13 points ago +13 / -0

He needs some milk

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GoatFace 5 points ago +5 / -0

His mommy needs to kiss it.

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7ftTallBarronTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing a Flintstone vitamin can’t fix

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Mike0xquitelong 6 points ago +6 / -0

No no, boiling oil. Spread the word to every commie you meet!

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upomit 5 points ago +5 / -0

They did not atually say that right?!

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KnottyJane 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG how did I miss that??

My 12 year old girl broke her hand in 2 spots and didn't shed a tear. She's more of man than that thing.

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NormaJeanRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're all treating him like his guts are hanging out on the beaches of Normandy lol.

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massivehairycleaner 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought you were supposed to pee on it.

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WU_HAN_FRU 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, poop.

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massivehairycleaner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah, the probiotic treatment.

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Highenergyhotties 5 points ago +5 / -0

"CALL THE COPS!!!"

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VidiVici 3 points ago +3 / -0

He thought he was playing TF2 in his mommy's basement still.

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pepe4trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

They all think they’re playing call of duty screaming that shit it makes me geek

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CarpenterRichard 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is gold! 👍

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FaRmErX2000 40 points ago +40 / -0

i have a question completely unrelated to this post. What is the name of the lady democrats use to bring forth sexaul assault allegations at the last minute before an election. I cant remember her name

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FaRmErX2000 14 points ago +14 / -0

thank you!

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The_Litehaus_Abides 15 points ago +17 / -2

Bitch is waiting in the wings for the October "surprise."

This time the crimes will be centered in NYC. I'm expecting -- and have been since this article came out -- Allred to make false accusations against the President, with maybe a deep fake video.

POTUS needs to pull the trigger first with REAL videos he has access to of Schiff and of Crooked.

https://nypost.com/2019/07/31/gloria-allred-claims-she-has-new-evidence-against-jeffrey-epstein/

edit: Sorry for the bad news, but wait and see. They're pulling out all the stops in their desperation to steal this election. I'd like to be wrong, but...

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Ronald_Dregan 5 points ago +6 / -1

she never gets clients that accuse liberals for some reason

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The_Litehaus_Abides 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep. Never gonna happen.

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Bullet3250 3 points ago +3 / -0

Allred is the spawn of Satan....

Bill Maher class of individual....

will slit your throat and talk to you while you die....

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justice4kavanagh 2 points ago +2 / -0

didnt she get canceled for being a terf

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Ithrowawaay 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lefty Whore?

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kratomlol 6 points ago +6 / -0

they pick a blue checkmark off of twitter now

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ButMyFeelings 28 points ago +28 / -0

Highly recommend to anyone that hasn’t seen the full video clips of Hero Kyle and the events that took place that night. Good analysis too.

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good video worth watching, smart guy.

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ButMyFeelings 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah he does some amazing work. He also has a phenomenal video on Debunking Systemic Racism and BLM from a week or two ago which is also 100% worth a watch.

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Ithrowawaay 13 points ago +13 / -0

True. In the event we meet them in the streets we need to be better equipped and better trained then these LARPers.

Train like Kyle, and be ready to end it, quick.

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Mike0xquitelong 6 points ago +6 / -0

Always move with friends, and record as much as you can.

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rbobjones69 9 points ago +9 / -0

But they're good at back shooting

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JesusisKing 9 points ago +9 / -0

not feigning surrender also helps he is scum

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +3 / -1

Honestly it's a legit move if you're playing for your life . My favorite dirty tactic is POCKET SAND!!!!!

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JesusisKing 4 points ago +4 / -0

dude is lucky he isnt buried 6 ft under kyle's pocket sand

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DiscoverAFire 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you're playing for you life and surrendering works, you're not playing for your life.

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Mona1950 8 points ago +8 / -0

Has to shoot with his other hand now - tragic.

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

A lefty in more ways than one, now.

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GoatFace 2 points ago +2 / -0

He has to do everything with the. Left now. 👋 heheheh

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +2 / -1

Shoot off a mandingos 14 inch clit in prison

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Denvertick 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don’t cuck with the Kyle

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kratomlol 7 points ago +7 / -0

I got new six shooter last week and a sams club bottle of Jack. My neighbors hate me.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 7 points ago +7 / -0

And now the limpest wrist in the west.

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themedallion 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gun Fu PEPE

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KABOOKIE 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shot once, disarmed him twice

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jjdub7 6 points ago +6 / -0

KƏK

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RedHawk44 4 points ago +4 / -0

HEP Me... Medic... Policemans

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Trump_Underground 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brings a hole new meaning to the term "unarmed protester."

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droden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rub some tussin on it

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Sodium_miner 3 points ago +3 / -0

💋💪🏻👋🏻

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Rob_Belmonte 3 points ago +3 / -0

Empty chambers matter.

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +2 / -1

What bicep?

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

spice OD

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QueensOwn 3 points ago +3 / -0

When will this soy boy be arrested? What’s the hold up?

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hillarysdildont 3 points ago +3 / -0

I said it before I’ll say it again, this is why you don’t buy organic biodegradable tourniquets.

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cccpneveragain 2 points ago +2 / -0

The western fan in me wants to imagine this as the scene from a Fistful of Dollars where he calmly walks by and says "get three coffins ready" before quietly putting down the three commies.

I'm not sure that would be the best take for a self-defense claim. I wouldn't want him to "be strung up".

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's almost as good as Bronson's intro in Once Upon a Time in the West where the hit team (3 people) bring 3 horses, and Bronson asks if they brought one less horse.

When it becomes clear the 3 man to kill him, he says they brought 2 more horses than he needs and blows them away.

Also, Manco or Joe or Blondie says, "My mistake. Make that four." after killing one more bandito.

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Joe_Btfsplk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope he's a Conway Twitty fan.

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jeffreyepstein 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d like to start a petition to give any of the antifa shooters evil sounding Wild West nicknames:

Tootin’ Toby One Shot Willy Etc etc

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JetJocky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now that his right arm doesn't work too well, they call him "Lefty".

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4more 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice but you should have had the blm logo holding the gun.

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ScottyGunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was already drawn. He wanted to hold out the phone and get video while he swung in from the back and capped him, ghetto style.

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RegardofPeace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Life comes at you fast

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KonaBadLad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soy compress!!

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KABOOKIE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make Arms Great Again

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ModsBanPaleos 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should be a right hand. Just reverse it and you’re good

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MustBeTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

These fucking images where the actual flesh wound is photoshopped into the meme are incredible. Takes me a while to realise each time and then I notice it's his actual gammy arm.

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aangler100 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's true. 90% of your practice should be from the holster.

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DerAlterAmAltar 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, if you're smart it's not the time to draw at all if someone has a gun on you.

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JetJocky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lefty found out it's pretty tough to pull the trigger when half your elbow and bicep are blown off. What's impressive is the Kenosha Kid's AR-15 jammed just before that, he cleared the jam and still got the shot off. The Kid kept his cool.

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PeaceThroughStrength [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saint Kyle of Kenosha, WI

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HyperCarbs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure it's cocked, too.

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Amway 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kyle was shooting for survival, soy boi had to decide whether to commit and go to jail, or not. Police have that same advantage except against sociopaths. Or if limited immunity is taken away.

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Strategerium 2 points ago +2 / -0

The speed of the Kid is still talked about today.

The Antifa had not clear ground, when a bullet fairly ripped.

For the Kenosha Kid is quick with an AR on a sling.

AR on a sling.

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Bongo_Occidental 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never draw on a pointed weapon

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