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Formerlurker92 200 points ago +200 / -0

I can't wait for the debate

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Jason3739264 55 points ago +59 / -4

Hillary

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DickTick 47 points ago +53 / -6

For the 10 millionth time you can't just swap anybody out..... I don't give a shit who you are... as we've seen with Kanye, it is impossible to get on all 50 state ballots this late in the race and you can't simply swap a fucking name out... that's not how that works....

and if anyone else was already registered in all 50 states it would be public information and we would already know about it...

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Jason3739264 24 points ago +25 / -1

He’s wrong. It can happen. See my post here. Includes a Washington post excerpt that explains the process. It’s going to happen. https://thedonald.win/p/HENl5wI8/upvote-if-you-dont-want-hillary-/c/

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Imransgarage 6 points ago +8 / -2

Idk who’s accurate but claiming a side and then citing WP isn’t helping you.

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Art-Vandelay41 18 points ago +18 / -0

Kamala will be President in name only. Hillary will be calling the shots.

EDIT: “will” means “theoretically ‘would’” obviously

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winsome 13 points ago +14 / -1

Zero and ValJar would be calling the shots. BUT--POTUS will be winning in a landslide so no worries.

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Basileus 7 points ago +7 / -0

The real people calling the shots are those we never even heard of...Obama, Jarrett, Hillary, they are all sock puppets for the hidden powers

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Jackgaddis5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice!

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HyperCarbs 14 points ago +14 / -0

For the 10 millionth time you can't just swap anybody out....

2020 isn't over yet and it has been a crazy year.

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Randomite 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should ask the 9th Circus Court.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

See Scott Adams on the "double puppet maneuver."

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OldGrayMere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please don't make me lose my dinner.

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Click 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big Mike

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julianReyes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pillory.

God do I have to spellcheck everything on here

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CanadianTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean if they want to lose even harder then they all ready are, just piss off the people left by nullifying the entire primary process.

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Mavdick96 1 point ago +1 / -0

He'll just crush her as well. No one is capable of going toe to toe with GEOTUS.

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BigMikesBlackCock 0 points ago +1 / -1

Was heels up born in the states ?

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Polks_Corps 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope I don't think she can be president

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behemoth887 11 points ago +11 / -0

they might even kill him to try to get the sympathy vote

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Sticky 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's already dead as far as they are concerned. He's just the husk to usher in their power.

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behemoth887 1 point ago +1 / -0

it's a narrative for when they try to steal the election. they need one.

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Chelsea_hubbell 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they do have it, it’ll just be kruss Wallace asking gotcha questions and lobbing joe hiden’ softballs

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ParkingLotRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he “gets covid”, welp the mask didn’t work!

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Thedaythe_redditdied 20 points ago +20 / -0

Man I got some bad news.

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chelthing 10 points ago +10 / -0

Regardless, the Left wants riots. They want to spend the next 4+ years to be full-level chaos to fuel their hatred for us and destroy all that we love.

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Desertwhale 9 points ago +9 / -0

Too bad, because they're already realizing we wont take that shit. They're a tiny commie stain on an otherwise great country. We will get rid of them.

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Desertwhale 10 points ago +10 / -0

We're tolerating it (while everyone watches them burn the country down) till November 3rd when Trump wins. Winners strike when the time is right. Then it is fucking gloves off.

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PvtPyle762mm 7 points ago +7 / -0

Winter is coming.

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FakeNametag 1 point ago +1 / -0

So far they are still burning their own shitholes (apologies to based pedes who live in these places)

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LittleBlackKat 2 points ago +2 / -0

President Trump would be a perfect gentleman...might even bring Joe some warm milk and a comfy blanket. Such a nice guy!

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Geezergal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Today's "press conference" may be a tryout. Seems he keeps looking at his notes when a question asked. Did they feed him the questions and the order beforehand?

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9x10again 2 points ago +2 / -0

HIden's press conference was embarrassing. Trying to act like he was light years ahead of President Trump on what to do about the pandemic. Everything he listed had been done prior by the President. Fucking idiot.

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Brucesky420 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stop acting like it isn't going to happen, you're doing exactly what they want. No debate, no election - it's that simple

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Thedaythe_redditdied 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that the rules? I don’t remember reading that in the constitution. But being a realist I would bet good money today that there will not be a debate between Biden and Trump.

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Dckman 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm going to record the debate and watch it for years to come. It's going to be a masterpiece

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LLchurch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Think you mean televised execution lol

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Toughsky_Shitsky 25 points ago +26 / -1

Put "Death to ..." in front of all those issues listed by Trump.

The democrat party is the party of death ... on every issue.

The dems might as well run on a "Death to America" platform. Iran can sell them some campaign gear.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 14 points ago +14 / -0

BLM/Antifa marching through the streets of Oakland the other day literally chanting “Death to America” doesn’t exactly help disprove your comment...

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Hangemhigh64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kamala is from there. Those are her supporters.

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MustBeTrump 67 points ago +68 / -1

HIDINBIDEN

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Teeje92 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's too perfect 😆

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Barabbas 7 points ago +7 / -0

And his son, where's hunter.

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MustBeTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's with his coke dealer.

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FakeNametag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe he's hunting for Joe.

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stjdalen 49 points ago +49 / -0

There it is! Always felt Sleepy Joe didn't live up to the standards of a Trump branded nickname. Joe Hiden is excellent

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Thedaythe_redditdied 16 points ago +16 / -0

I was waiting for a pivot to creepy joe.

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pmurTJdlanoD 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gotta drop the child touching tapes just a bit before election so lazy Dems have no time to respond. I would put aside like 100million$ in campaign funds to flood every tv and internet avenue with creepy joe ads starting October 15 lol

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OrangeElvis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Creepy Joe Hiden. Boom.

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HappyPedeInCA 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought Slow Joe was an upgrade

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stjdalen 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was. I liked it

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 30 points ago +30 / -0

Joe is going get chewed up and spat out during the debates. Trump will annihilate him.

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Jason3739264 23 points ago +23 / -0

There won’t be debates. He’s tagging out soon. His role is almost over in their scheme.

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ProphetOfKek 13 points ago +13 / -0

C’mon man! I’ll take you out back so you can rub my leg hairs while cornpop does pushups!

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Hangemhigh64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden will go down fast and hard.

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easterplatypus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought that was Kamela’s job?!

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CovefefeREEEE 11 points ago +11 / -0

I know, right?

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LionTed 7 points ago +7 / -0

Based presidential OC

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 24 points ago +25 / -1

He should call him "Joe-Pedo". The reaction alone would be worth it.

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t-ara-fan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sniffing Joe Hiden

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FakeNametag 4 points ago +4 / -0

They meme superbly. The problem is they meme for us.

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stjdalen 17 points ago +17 / -0

Saw Chris "Lincoln Project" Wallace is going to be a moderator. Notice how Trump took an hour long grilling where Wallace took all his best shots at Trump. Wallace showed his hand. Should be easy for the Trump team to prepare for the debate

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stjimmy92 8 points ago +9 / -1

Honestly, even though he’s definitely anti-Trump, I thought he did an ok job as moderator last time. He sucked at controlling the crowd but I don’t remember him being unfair like the others.

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MrsSilenceDogood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fudge packer is an understatement. Cooper is a meat whistle marauder.

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GitmObama 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not mine, but someone else said they should be referred to as the "Wilkes Booth Project" for obvious reasons.

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Hangemhigh64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump will prepare for Wallace. Biden isn't there.

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DylanSilveira1 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lol 👌🐸

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OlLadyPede 14 points ago +14 / -0

I love our President. My god he's funny as hell!!

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SimplePede 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why hadn't I seen that on here sooner?

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culpfiction 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah this is such an amazing and obvious nickname, I almost can't believe Trump just came up with it, but I should know better.

"Let me just take a quick 2-minute break from defending the free world to tweet a candidacy-destroying nickname."

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beko 8 points ago +8 / -0

New character unlocked. Joe Hiden. Much better than slow joe.

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DRKMSTR 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOAD THE MEME CANNONS! WE HAVE NEW AMMO!

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winsome 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oops! Joe Biden read the "topline message" part of the talking points his handlers gave him for a TV interview. ~~.https://twitter.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1301000306625515520

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Pukeahontas 5 points ago +5 / -0

If I had a cent for every Bin Hiden's nickname I'd be a rich guy

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magabirdlady 4 points ago +4 / -0

Y'all this is so funny..he cracks me up....LOL

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Norwayhastrolls 4 points ago +4 / -0

This debate will be a high point in my life. It needs to happen.

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Norwayhastrolls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does Joe even know?

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hidin Biden

Whorin Warren

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hillaryforprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

Creepy Joe is what he should be calling him. There's no excuse for all the touching and groping of little girls he's done. How can any woman who sees that vote for him?

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Aquamine-Amarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Omg, how did none of us think of this one before?!

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s why none of us are the president. Lmao

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Iago 2 points ago +2 / -0

At first I thought, “Man, good tweet but shame about the typo.” Then I read it again. Very stable genius indeed

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MagaChief 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunter Hiden

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RoofKorean 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best name yet by far lmaooo

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hiden’ Joe Biden?

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Id10tech 2 points ago +2 / -0

A nickname is something that you...er...what I mean is...you know...LISTEN, Come on man!

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GoldwaterVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I started using Hidin' Biden a few months ago.

I LUV rymin'.

The Trump rule: once named by GEOTUS, forever named, including on your tombstone.

Only better name, Bite Me Biden.

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jennyfrutex 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have also always loved Limbaugh's nicknames. "Plugs" Biden. Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg.

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iNightmare 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where is Hunter? Where is Joe? Hunter Hiden' with Joe Hiden'. POTUS too good! LMAO

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Krat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone needs to make a where's hiden political poster like where's Waldo style

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Iranhasnukes 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many Biden supporters listening to his press conference just now we’re nervous nellies waiting for him to stumble and fall?

He sure knows a lot of things no one else knows about - like who would have thought that Biden called trump and told him “PPE! Track and Trace! Masks!!!” Back in January or “whenever it was”

Who believes this smoke blower?

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SwampSlayer39 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sleepy Hidin’ Creepy Joe Biden.

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tpark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe Sleepy Creepy Hiden Biden?

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SwampSlayer39 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just hope Trump opens up the debate with a 10 word nick name.

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TenFeetHigher 2 points ago +2 / -0

For those wondering, this is GEOTUS reaction in 2016 election when a dog barked, and someone in the audience said "It's Hillary!"

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LongDongDonald420x69 2 points ago +2 / -0

this fuckin' guy i swear to god

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chodebabies 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always liked Basement Biden

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RlzJohnnyM 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is genius

Goad him with a silly name

it will be a disaster if He comes out

He will look like chicken shit if he doesn’t

WIN WIN

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LittleBlackKat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Hidin'

Sloppy Joe

Joe Mama

Joe Away

lol

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clottin_eye_joe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where did ya come from, where did ya gooooo

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keithcu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Breitbart had another funny term: The Grim Creeper

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Dckman 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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KonaBadLad 2 points ago +2 / -0

The "debate" is fake....just like the Covid scare!!!

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theoneubeenwaiting4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden has to be on something right now, and these questions had to have been given to him.

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Trump2020winner 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like Joe Hidin’

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CosmoKramer 1 point ago +1 / -0

it's GOLD

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Wheredidiputit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Creepy Joe Hidin'

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DinosRFake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Took me a few secs, but lol. Joepedo BTFO.

Biden will not debate GE. Fuckery is afoot.