BREAKING: Trump will debate TWO democrats at the SAME TIME... and WIN!
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MSM has already written the articles on how Biden won the debates
Maybe a retard at the WaPo will accidentally release it early like they did with the Kamala VP story
Biden will have all the questions before the debate and will still get smashed.
Donald Trump and Joe Biden will never meet face to face
Joe Biden is the the only democrat that wants Joe Biden to debate.
heres my demands for the debates
1st debate: fox news - tucker carlson
2nd debate: right side broadcasting- alex jones and rachel maddow
3rd debate: oan- chanel rion mike cernovich and amderson cooper
anything less and no debates
I would gladly pay a PPV fee to watch Tucker moderate one!!
Nose to shoulder?
i think you are wrong. I dont think the DNC can risk not showing up the debate over showing up and screwing up. this debate isn't for trump or biden supporters. It's for the people who arent thinking about the election at all yet. imagine how many people arent paying attention at all.. terrifying
.JOE BIDEN IS BRAIN DEAD- HE CAN'T EVEN READ FROM THE CARDS. PUT THE SUCKER ON FOR . ANOTHER LAUGH ON HOW STUPID HE REALLY IS.
God I love it when he flips the board game and table with it. Imagine not voting for someone because “hE iSn’T pReSeDeNtIaL” and turning around and voting for a brain dead pedo grifter.
yeah hes got some fire in him. if he lets it go too far tho he will embarrass himself
"Don't jump" gave me a light grin. Would've been a chuckle if his face wasn't so stern/mad looking. When you're gonna say something risky like that you need to smile a bit.
The irony of this is hysterical. I'm trying to eat lunch at work and trying not to lol.
RIGHT ON. FULL BLOW OUT.
Biden will probably be pre-recorded and still flub the answers.
He'll forget the questions as soon as he gets on stage.
"C'mon man" and "the thing" drinking game would be dangerous.
That would be a great office pool
If he doesnt have a teleprompter or someone in his ear he's fucked
An earpiece would confuse him even more. Imagine being half brain dead and trying to pull off listening to the moderator and your earpiece at the same time, and making the response coherent.
Yes
Or AP with the mistress
[Black female]
Ruth Bader Ginsberg 1933-2019.
At least there are still SOME patriots left in the MSM.
“Biden wins with slam dunk comeback, “don’t jump” at the debates.” ...I can see this headlining it. I wonder if old Joe even remembers saying that....
They probably already have articles about how Kamala won the debates too...just to be safe.
VP Pence will absolutely destroy her. The Silver Fox is no joke.
Here he is dismantling Kaine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVXqNcW_-HA
Since 1900, only 3 times has an incumbent President's party won back to back. Teddy Roosevelt with William Howard Taft, Calvin Coolidge with Herbert Hoover, and Ronald Reagan with George Bush. Notice the connection: all 6 men were Republicans and the first one in each instance have been objectively speaking some of the greatest presidents in history. The stage is set for Mike Pence to make it number 4.
Good grief this is unwatchable. That buffoon keeps interrupting Pence and it’s hilarious to hear all the garbage he spouts. What a waste of oxygen.
They probably already have articles about how Kamala won the debates too...just to be safe.
And they'll use words like "the sharp witted Joe Biden".
Commie Wallace! Fuck Fox News!
Cuck Wallace, swamp defender and total lightweight.
Lightweight, who will never be his father.
An even bigger POS. How the hell did his campaign allow that pillowbiting fuck to moderate a debate?
Remember when Mollie Hemmingway said Eric Ciaramella's name on his show and that cuck went into full panic mode?
Got to LOVE Mollie. True and Juicy!
Brit Hume would have been SO much better.
10000000000000000000%
FACT!
"Reminder to uhh please uhh don't...clap...and be vocal for anyone. You're uhh just wasting time."
Wallace will have his arm so far up Creepy Joe’s ass he’ll be able to move his mouth like a ventriloquist.
I just want Hidin to:
Discuss N word people using the N word (not as a quote); or
Argue in depth with the voice in his microphone
With extra points for him:
discussing how/why he has/wanted to lynch N word people (using the N word)
clearly pledging loyalty to the Chinese Communist Party
tearing up a copy of the Constitution while debating
They're still working out the kinks of Hologram Joe Biden. Right now, it still has a Max Headroom stutter, but that's seen as more coherent than whatever Dementia Joe can muster on the best of days.
Is this a done deal? or a shitpost?
He is a democrat.. what the hell.
It's both really.
Schrodinger's debate.
bro!
At least CNN is out.
Knew they were gay
Wait 'til you read the "Early life" section of his Wikipedia page.
Even as quick-witted as DT is, I can see this as being a very difficult win with all moderation opposing him and feeding softballs to Old Joe.
At the same time, Wallace can be tough on everyone. So he could be a stumbling block for Biden.
joe biden will get demolished by a barrage of extra-slow softballs
He would get demolished if he had balls of pizza dough thrown at him.
I just hope Joe Biden beats the other Joe Biden in this year’s senate race.
Joe Biden is a stumbling block for Joe Biden.
He can ask the tough questions but Biden probably already knows them before the debate.
probably? its 100% given. They did it in 2016 with zero consequences
well he is going to receive the questions beforehand but that doesn't necessarily mean he'll know them when he's on stage.
Honestly what could the consequences actually be? It's not like they could be disqualified from running.
It should have definitely been covered by the media more but we know why it wasn't.
Donna Brazille will teach him her ways.
Can appear to be tough
"Only Rosie O'Donnell."
(heartfelt thunderous laughter)
(panic mode) "No, no there were more."
(low, "yeah right" voice) "Yes, I'm sure".
He’s going to be in a ‘virus proof’ box with audio controlled by the DNC ‘moderator’.
He won’t hear the real questions, he won’t hear anything said to or by Biden, and the audience won’t hear any key points he makes.
Is this real or rumors?
It wasn't a "yeah right" voice, it was better. It was like a "I'm not taking you seriously but I'll play along" voice
That too works!
Fortunately GEOTUS has been preparing for this all his life.
Same thing happened in 2016 and Wallace got fed a shit sandwich.
I hate that pompous fuckstick Chris Wallace and Joe Biden too.
Everyone does. The question is if their hate for them will overcome their TDS.
2 against 1 just like the three 2016 debates.
GEOTUS’s favorite odds.
We still won too. gives him an underdog quality. best debate was the 3v1 debate
That's right. I remember now. I forgot about Radsadz.
"Vice President Biden, why are you the most qualified candidate to ever run for office?"
"Donald, we put together this five minute video presentation on why you're a liar. When it's over you'll have 30 seconds to respond. Run the clip."
Pretty much.
Chris "The Cuck" Wallace
Fantasy plot twist: Chris Wallace has to self quarantine for china virus. Tucker steps in to substitute...
Stop, my erection has lasted longer than 4 hours
Kek.
I think even if Wallace ends up siding with Biden, Biden will still look like a horrible disaster that gets pummeled into the ground and exposes his cognitive decline. We just need at least one debate to actually happen and then that's all she wrote.
Most of the audience can’t process what’s said in the debates anyway. All they see is who looks more confident and who has more support.
Yes and no. Confidence matters, but part of that is believing in your own responses. No Democrat does and so they always come off cheap and inauthentic.
Extra points for zingers
Don't put it past GEOTUS to use that line as well. He knows cuck Wallace is a Democrat.
This right here^
We really need rules to keep moderators from participating in the debates.
He’s gonna catch covid conveniently
Joepedo doesn’t even take questions after his 20 minute monthly speeches. No way they’re debating lmao
Wallace tells his audience Biden has refused his show repeatedly after Trump sat down with Wallace. Trump needs to open with that “looks like you finally got your interview with Biden, Chris.”
terrifying how there are idiots out there who would rather vote in a pedo than a great man like trump who truly cares for america. leftists are truly fucking retarded.
They're burning down their own cities and neighborhoods and have convinced white people to hate, dehumanize and attack white people.
The retardation is beyond anything I've ever seen in my life.
LOL, DOW teetering on 29,000! Highest record was 29,551.42 on Feb, 12, 2020.
Im all for a good stock market but i think it is way too high considering the circumstances we are facing at the moment.
Of course with Trump, and a Trump supportive congress I think the market is fine as the actual industries will come roaring back 10 fold.
But there is no guarantee we can get all 3 (pres, house, senate) considering the vote fraud that happened in 2018 that the democrats got away with unchallenged, and a bull market with democrats strangling aspects of the country is dangerous.
It's called inflation
But muh "There is no V recovery... reeeeeee"
Wall Street is factoring in a Biden win right now combined with the Fed purchasing these stock assets by printing money.
Keep saving cash for the election because when Trump wins, the stock market will crash as Wall Street will have to get rid of the Biden win debt pricing.
BUY BUY BUY when that happens because we all know Trump will grow the economy higher than it's ever been but it won't be based on fake printed money.
Opposite.
Well keep thinking that fine but when wall street dumps the Biden debt money they had the potential of obtaining, youll see a steep drop in the market.
Were floating on a fake market right now and ots plain as day to see.
Hate on Chris Wallace all you want, but he will at least push Biden as much as he will on GEOTUS. The difference is that Biden will fucking collapse while Trump will only gain strength.
If Wallace values his job, he will do what his overlords tell him to, and that is to serve Biden a "win" in the debate, despite all evidence to the contrary.
They aren't interested in a democratic process. They just want control.
What color's the sky in your world?
Sorry it doesn't fit with the narrative here, but Wallace absolutely shit all over Biden after his interview with Trump the other month. He said something to the effect of "I know I am a cuck and I hate GEOTUS, but at least he fucking has the balls to sit down for a real interview with the opposition. Biden is a pussy."
Depends on how much the Biden camp pays hime between now and then.
Yeah the sky is green in my timeline as well. Hope we make it back soon, brother.
Wow. I would be laughing but for how serious this is. And these morons peddle Russian collusion and lefties swallow that dribble.
Ridiculous. The second is the least important one, atleast
Alright, Chuck.
Watch him call him that again
Fox News is unwatchable... Tucker is about the only watchable show on that channel anymore
Brit Hume should've been the pick
I agree. I think he would be fair. Of course, I'd LOVE it to be Tucker!
Or Hillary. Wouldn't that be salt in the wound.
The only way to top "because you'd be in jail" is to actually put them in jail. Change my mind.
I'm still waiting for the Trump campaign promise about putting her in jail
"They are executing a no knock warrant at your offices as we speak"
Fuck Chris Wallace. Though I am excited to see Hidin' Biden melt down on camera and forget where he is.
Will Wallace be bouncing on his lap the whole time?
Chris Wallace is bad, but how in all that is holy did the Trump campaign agree to Kristen Welker for the third debate?
Only logic I can think of is that he knows he can BTFO her and lay the media bias out there for all to see.
I think people have been way overhyping the debates. Here is basically how they are going to go:
Moderator: "Mr. President, why are you so evil and racist and basically Hitler?"
Trump: Gives snarky response and talks about how great he has been/will be for the American people
Moderator: Contradicts everything Trump said, cuts off his mic when he tries to respond
CNN: "Here's how the debate moderator countered Trump's lies by fact checking him in real time"
Moderator: "Mr Biden, your health care plan is the most brilliant and forward thinking plan that has ever existed. You are so smart and such a strong leader. Why do you think this is?"
Biden: "Listen Jack, we've got covid and 100 years of 150 million deaths and one nation under, um, you know the thing"
Moderator: "I believe what Mr Biden meant to say is that under his leadership, no person will go without medical treatment. Unlike Trump's health care plan, which is evil and is basically the same as Hitler's"
spez: should say that this ideally how the left wants the debate to go. I'm hoping Trump goes out there like a bull in a china shop and completely dominates the moderator and Biden
Agreed. If Biden's handlers let him go through with it, there won't be some disastrous gaffe. They'll dope him up sufficiently to wade through an hour on TV.
The 3 shitass moderators will lob soft balls at Biden, and go hard after Trump. The corporate media will proclaim Biden a surprising performer for not incoherently rambling for 1 hour. And we will attack the moderator, Biden, and the media afterwards for all the usual reasons.
It will probably be overrated.
It might seem that way, but Wallace will just "fact-check" Trump and Democrats will say "Even alt-right Chris Wallace knows Trump is lying."
People don't seem to know how dumb and liberal Chris Wallace is.
TWO SCOOPS
Can't wait to see Wall-ass go nuts after Trump is reelected.
Can anyone remember, has the right ever had a right leaning moderator?
Trump literally just had to respond to anything Joe says with “then why didn’t you do it in the last 48 years?”.
Absolfuckinglutley, disappointed to admit that it is no surprise.
Who would have ever dreamed that the son of Mike Wallace of 60 Minutes would grow up to be a Democrat media hack ?
Yes or No: was Chris Wallace already auditioning for the part of debate moderator when he was giving his reactions to Biden and Trump’s convention speeches.
Honestly Fox had the toughest moderators in the 2016 primary. MSM did Biden a favor, bc Wallace is better than most other stooges.
In case anyone was wondering who Fox is backing in the Presidential Election, it's obviously Biden.
How are the debate "moderators" chosen, anyway? Do both sides mutually agree to it or does the party putting on the debate choose? Of course they put Wallace in there. They need someone to jump in to Biden from being curbstomped by Trump.
I really love in the Trump/Shrillary debates where Trump blatantly calls out the panel of "moderators" on live TV. "I thought debating me was supposed to be her job, not yours. But no matter, we'll make it 3 on one".
While watching the 2016 debates I remember thinking several times that it seemed like Trump was debating the moderators and not Hillary. What's her name was literally coming to Hillary's defense and making her points for her. I was pissed to see them acting in such an obviously biased way, but the look on that bitch's face on election night was well worth it.
I even remember Trump saying to one of them "I thought it was her job to debate me, not yours". The look at their faces was priceless.
I wonder if Joe's going to have Kamooola make the concession call. Oh, right, they won't make one because they're hell bent on causing chaos after the LANDSLIDE Trump win.
lmfao! Tbf, Democrats have a terrible agenda, so it's not really fair. Let's see you try to tell parents that their kids need to be sacrificed to pedophile satanic cannibals.
Chris Wallace sucks!
Should've been Bret Baier
Should have been Geraldo. He's a not-so-closeted liberal democrat but he's also Trump's good friend. That would put him wobbling on the fence on all of the questions. That's the most fair arrangement I could think of.
Or, better yet, get a foreign debate/oration professor who has no searchable historical bias for either candidate and certainly has nothing to gain from one over the other. from UK? Australia?
That's where you will lose the center/left and center.
As long as they aren't from Russia or a Russian vassal state you're fine but better optics would be from a successful country that's predominantly non-white.
My first stick of memewar2020. As a veteran of the first Great War, I beseech thee: If you Meme with HIGH ENERGY based mods shall sticky.
Much gratitude.
Is that cretin really going to be allowed to moderate? His corporate shill ass should be laughed off the national stage and replaced with a citizen journalist, fair questions, and absolutely none of this dog and pony show BS that this SOB represents.
First moderator is a dumb liberal.
Second moderator used to work for Biden.
Third moderator will call Trump a racist/sexist and then start crying during the debate.
I hope some right wing personality provides live commentary, the lulz would be great.
When is the first debate?
I'm excited and want to tell my wife it's going to be fucking glorious and SAD