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trump212121 217 points ago +219 / -2

Trying to legalize pedaphilia before Trump arrests them for human trafficking and abusing children .

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Spirit_of_Resistance 58 points ago +58 / -0

According to Allan, next steps include Kidnapper Story Hour at the library, human sacrifices at public schools, a competitive reality TV series called Six-Year-Old Strippers, and outlawing millstones within 40 miles of any large body of water.

Hey that's an idea

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Raindrops1984 23 points ago +23 / -0

I think they are well on their way to the stripper kid reality show. I’m sure Netflix is working on RuPauls Drag Race Jr or some such demonic crap.

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FergieJR 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's spicy as hell!

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JamesBlomey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump should add millstones to the campaign merchandise.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 4 points ago +4 / -0

...Kidnapper story hour...

D:

D:

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Flipbarryfromreddit 13 points ago +13 / -0

No wonder they were suspended on twitter. We’ve come to an age where sarcasm is more reliable than the “real news” nowadays

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LesboPregnancyScare 8 points ago +8 / -0

its not sarcasm, its presenting the truth in a sarcastic way.

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FergieJR 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't think the bee can call themselves satire anymore lol

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Do_u_ev3n_lift 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy fuck. she's still alive.... How long till she can testitfy?

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kestral 1 point ago +1 / -0

Judge postponed her trial until 2021

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PropagandaWizard1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because the Babylon Bee is the only real news left in Clown World.

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PurestEvil 2 points ago +3 / -1

In clown world, satirists tell the actual news while journalists are just making random shit up.

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SwampPlumber 7 points ago +7 / -0

ThankQ!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

YEP! DEMS ARE FUCKING PEDOS!!!!!!!!

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Magastein143 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just arrest them, Trump!

Minors can't consent! These people are sick!!!

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Pepe.was.his.namooo 2 points ago +2 / -0

DING DING DING.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 65 points ago +66 / -1

We have gone from 'gay marriage is a right' to 'sex with a 14 year old is a right!'

I am not for this, but I think the arbitrary 10 year figure is comical.

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PatPede1 23 points ago +25 / -2

The sex act is still illegal....the bill only addresses whether or not the offending party has to be automatically placed on a sex offender list. The law currently states that same sex offenders in this instance are automatically placed on the register, but opposite sex offenders are not. Why?
That said, don't do sex with kids....ever. The age of consent in California is 18 for EVERYONE.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 15 points ago +15 / -0

Maybe it's to do with the propensity or frequency of same sex violations?

Or to address a belief in the community that it's less taboo between same sex violations -- I know Milo came out years ago essentially saying this, but he was speaking about what happened to him, not what he does.

But you are right, it shouldn't matter, because it doesn't matter, as you say just don't do ittttttttttttttttttt!

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FireannDireach 13 points ago +13 / -0

I suspect this one is coming from pressure from Hollywood. It's felt for a while we're on the verge of a big event in exposure of some the depraved acts of the hollywood elites, and this would save some from being on the registry - which would keep a director or producer from being anywhere near a set with minors, if they're on the Registry.

Remember, Dems always vote to cover/save their own asses, above all else. This is too specific to think it's anything but paid for legislature by some big influential group, who is at risk from being on the Registry.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 7 points ago +7 / -0

People on the left have been LARPing about this for a while, there's a pattern, they push the boat out a few years prior to attempting what they want to do, trying to prime the population.

I think people in general are just highly resistant to this shit now, I think social media has been a double edge sword for them, it's undoing their propaganda faster than they can indoctrinate people with it.

The only reason they've got so far, so far, is because they've captured the teachers unions and are literally brain washing children at school.

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BurgerMan 7 points ago +7 / -0

That said, don't do sex with kids....ever. The age of consent in California is 18 for EVERYONE.

Hollywood: Who's this "everyone"?

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Divadyane 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its just the beginning. This is how they operate. God help us all!

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marrkus_of_mrkopalj 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Milo once said that it is culturally a part of the gay community for older men to form younger boys. I don't know. I'm not gay. I think anyone who fucks a minor deserves a bullet.

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Cmchn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is there some limit depending on their age? I could see if it was a 25yo and a 17yo (I think AOC there's so 18), but the idea that 17yo could go molest an 8yo and not have to register is just insane.

Spez: I should read first, someone's already answered. Cut-off is 15.

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SuddenlyClintoned 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also worth noting: this same-sex law just makes it par with opposite sex couples.

Opposite sex couples having to register as a sec offender was removed years ago with the logic that the man would struggle to support the child.

While I think the 10 year disparity is too high, I'm not really sure this is the hill to die on.

In my area, there's a similar law (single law covering all sex) for +4 years. So a 17 and 20 year old are fine.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh interesting to know, so same-sex offenses were being treated / sentenced at a reduced rate compared to opposite-sex offences?

The other issue is the slippery slop, salami slicing mentality this progressive agenda seems to engage in, will 10 years stay 10 years? Pattern of behavior says no, but we'll see in time I guess?

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infojunkie07 1 point ago +1 / -0

ANd the chances of someone struggling for child support in this degeneracy?

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Groupthinkgroupthink 4 points ago +4 / -0

oh is it 15? someone was saying 14, I mean it's still badddddddddddddddddd

Yeah I think we can agree there's some wiggle room if you're turning 18 or whatever, but these laws aren't for that as far as I can tell.

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PropagandaWizard1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

The wiggle room you are talking about is already in place in the laws of many states. It is often refereed to as a "Romeo and Juliet" law. Romeo was older than Juliet. It's meant to protect high school seniors who fuck freshman. Often the age gap can be no more than say 3 years.

This basically extends that gap to a full decade. It's the slippery slope + moving the goal posts. Very scary.

https://legaldictionary.net/romeo-and-juliet-laws/ EDIT: fixed my typo!

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Gunsmonkey22 5 points ago +5 / -0

and the 10 year limit...15-25...fuck off. It's a good hill, I'll stay here.

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FakeNametag 10 points ago +11 / -1

So does this make it legal for underage girls and boys to work in the porn industry? Keep it classy, Calipornia.

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TrumpsBigBalls 6 points ago +9 / -3

No...you know how a 20y male can have sex with a 16yo and not be on the sex offender list? It's the same thing but for gay people.

Having sex with children is wrong. I'm simply explaining the law.

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AppleTreesNSeeds 11 points ago +11 / -0

This would allow a 24 year old to have sex with a 14 year old, and avoid the sex offender registry.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 5 points ago +6 / -1

Not exactly. It leaves it up to the judge. It's no longer automatic.

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treefork 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a federal law, so no.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

SB145? No it is a California state Senate Bill.

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SordidPontification 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think he's referring to the US code section that requires actors to be 18+ not this law.

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treefork 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean the federal child porn laws

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gogomagapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s also not accurate. All the legislation does is bring the penalty for oral and anal to the same punishment as regular old sex. If we fly off the handle for fake news we’re sinking to their level.

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ChuckedBeef 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also known as the Hollywood Rule