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SaltandPepe 190 points ago +191 / -1

Meanwhile at the NSA:

"So, we're still doing the bulk collections, right?"

"Yep."

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DeadOverRed 72 points ago +72 / -0

No, no, they stopped. Now they do mass collections.

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Jackhererer 22 points ago +22 / -0

I read your statement as they're doing mask collections.

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DeadOverRed 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hahah that would be great. Back on our side.

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seventysixdon 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pelosi heard flask collections. 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

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deleted 34 points ago +34 / -0
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IncredibleMrE1 20 points ago +20 / -0

Five Eyes needs to be scattered to the winds

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gaijin_ronin 4 points ago +5 / -1

so each country is only using one? wtf is the other 5 doing? that is the real question

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 5 points ago +5 / -0

Each of the five is sharing their mass data collection with one another. It's dystopian. What?

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BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +3 / -0

What, you don't want Sadiq Khan's office submitting requests for a 'security assessment' of you and your family?

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RIB4ever 29 points ago +29 / -0

"Just find a more secret storage location first."

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BobsNoCommie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why do you think we're going back to the moon.

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DrDT 17 points ago +19 / -2

So do I get paid now or something? Or is this just another sternly worded letter of shame.

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JamesBond007 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lindsey Grahamcracker will write it up

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Liganthropic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Meanwhile at Amazon/Google/Alphabet co/Discovercards: "We're still doing bulk collection, facial capturing, shadow accounts, and pushing public policy to get cameras and AI ID'ing software everywhere right?"