3022 I signed up for Joe’s texting campaign under the name Fat. It makes me laugh every time they text me. (media.patriots.win) posted 225 days ago by ItGoWooWoo 225 days ago by ItGoWooWoo +3022 / -0 111 comments share 111 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (111) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 214 ▼ – deleted 214 points 225 days ago +215 / -1 ▲ 76 ▼ – deleted 76 points 225 days ago +76 / -0 ▲ 59 ▼ – JoeBidenIsAPedo 59 points 225 days ago +59 / -0 Go for it. I call Corn Pop permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 40 ▼ – Smubbs 40 points 225 days ago +40 / -0 I call the thing permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 16 points 225 days ago +16 / -0 Praise Thing from whom all blessings flow Praise Him, all creatures here below Praise Him above the Heavenly host Praise You know, the Thing. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 224 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 17 ▼ – 312righty 17 points 225 days ago +17 / -0 Corn pop was a bad dude permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – MichelleObamasDong 8 points 225 days ago +8 / -0 Gotta have my pops. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 22 ▼ – trump212121 22 points 225 days ago +22 / -0 JOE/BLOW 2020 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – randyboss 6 points 225 days ago +6 / -0 Slow Blows 2020 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – randyboss 6 points 225 days ago +6 / -0 Came here to suggest just this permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – deleted 5 points 225 days ago +5 / -0 ▲ 14 ▼ – deleted 14 points 225 days ago +14 / -0 ▲ 73 ▼ – deleted 73 points 225 days ago +75 / -2 ▲ 61 ▼ – myredditnameisfake 61 points 225 days ago +62 / -1 KeK permalink save report block reply ▲ 27 ▼ – FromSethWithLove 27 points 225 days ago +27 / -0 Big KEK permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 18 ▼ – TenScoops 18 points 225 days ago +18 / -0 FAT KEK permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – deleted 11 points 225 days ago +11 / -0 ▲ 7 ▼ – RyanT282 7 points 225 days ago +7 / -0 Uugghhhh! That's a kek too far! 🤢🤮 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 48 ▼ – deleted 48 points 225 days ago +49 / -1 ▲ 14 ▼ – Scuffers 14 points 225 days ago +14 / -0 And we have a winner! do you think you can get them to go for that without noticing? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – deleted 12 points 225 days ago +12 / -0 ▲ 44 ▼ – The_Forgotten_Man 44 points 225 days ago +44 / -0 Going to Sign Up as "Cmon Man" permalink save report block reply ▲ 35 ▼ – JediMasterGandalf 35 points 225 days ago +35 / -0 That's comedy gold, Fat! permalink save report block reply ▲ 30 ▼ – Aluminoti 30 points 225 days ago +30 / -0 That's hilarious but the actual text is pathetic, "don't miss a minute of Joe and Kamala's socially distant chat" Who the fuck is writing this shit? I sure as hell am not going to miss it because I'm not going to watch it. permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – jedavis 9 points 225 days ago +9 / -0 Came here to call out the insane cringe level of the actual text. These people are living on another planet. A giant pc alien world. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 18 ▼ – deleted 18 points 225 days ago +18 / -0 ▲ 17 ▼ – MustBeTrump 17 points 225 days ago +17 / -0 LOOK FAT permalink save report block reply ▲ 17 ▼ – Apersonofinterest 17 points 225 days ago +17 / -0 Look Fat, that's funny uh uh um LOOK....Awww.....nevermind...I shouldn't uhh... i'm out of time. permalink save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – deleted 14 points 225 days ago +14 / -0 ▲ 12 ▼ – Miley_Virus 12 points 225 days ago +12 / -0 High level Troll, at least 11/10 permalink save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – thistlemitten 12 points 225 days ago +12 / -0 You're fucking hilarious! Well done, Fat! permalink save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – MugaUSA 12 points 225 days ago +12 / -0 You're very clever and creative, Fat! permalink save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – TenScoops 11 points 225 days ago +11 / -0 signing up as "The other Biden" permalink save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – SJBHamilton 11 points 225 days ago +12 / -1 MAGA supporters have the BEST SENSE OF HUMOR Somebody should register as CORN POP permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – JigglesV 10 points 225 days ago +10 / -0 Why would you sign up even as a joke? permalink save report block reply ▲ 27 ▼ – SirJiub 27 points 225 days ago +27 / -0 So that we can all see this, which I find to be very funny! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – KuzoKevin 10 points 225 days ago +10 / -0 Agreed. That's what we call taking one for the team. Go the Fat! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – deleted 9 points 225 days ago +10 / -1 ▲ 3 ▼ – Dimocrat_Lies 3 points 225 days ago +3 / -0 We should respond to every single one of their polls. Make them fly in the fucking dark. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – ItGoWooWoo [S] 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 Keep your friends close and enemies closer. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 225 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 9 ▼ – deleted 9 points 225 days ago +9 / -0 ▲ 8 ▼ – deleted 8 points 225 days ago +8 / -0 ▲ 5 ▼ – jackdaniels 5 points 225 days ago +5 / -0 grandchildren and golf permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – Cstriker01 8 points 225 days ago +8 / -0 Oh God, “Socially Distances Chat!!!” Holy virtue signal Batman!!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – deleted 7 points 225 days ago +7 / -0 ▲ 6 ▼ – 2godbthegloryamen 6 points 225 days ago +6 / -0 Oh, come on, man! Enough with the malarkey! permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – TrailLover1536 6 points 225 days ago +6 / -0 Lmao so funny 😂 “Listen, Fat.” 🤣 permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – deleted 5 points 225 days ago +5 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – HighEmergy 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 lol permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Kskrbs4 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 Socially distanced chat? More like mentally retarded chat. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – TheThreeSeashells 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 Even their texts are low energy. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – AsaNisiMAGA 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 I like your style. 🤣 permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – KuzoKevin 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 I wish I had brought my suit from Reddit. I'd hand it to you right now. Thanks! permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – dudewhat4real 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 I dub thee 👑Madlord Fat 👑 permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – SSJ3NAPPA 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 😂😂😂😂 permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Lol_Garrus 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 Big kek! Keep us posted on these! permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – jackwerntz 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 That's damn funny. I wish I could come up with stuff like that, I'm too fucking strung out and taking it all too seriously. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – BerettaStroker 4 points 225 days ago +4 / -0 Holy shit, I am ROLLING!!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Leatherwood 3 points 225 days ago +3 / -0 How is Joe able to have a texting campaign when Trump's texting campaign was terminated months ago by the cellular carriers? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – jackdaniels 1 point 225 days ago +1 / -0 i just got a trump hq text yesterday.... permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Leatherwood 1 point 225 days ago +1 / -0 I was thinking of the tweets that I used to get without having a twitter account. Those are what stopped. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Ben45 3 points 225 days ago +3 / -0 Whenever you get a text, please post it. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – mickusa1 3 points 225 days ago +3 / -0 Holy kek this made me crack up permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – ShakeYourTrumpThang 3 points 225 days ago +3 / -0 Absolutely brilliant. Great work. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – jamesfinmadison 3 points 225 days ago +3 / -0 That's hillarious! TOP KEK! permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – travistd6789 3 points 225 days ago +3 / -0 Awesome! permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Joe_Btfsplk 3 points 225 days ago +3 / -0 You made me giggle. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – GodEmperorUSA 3 points 225 days ago +3 / -0 Don't jump, fat! permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – ModernKnight 3 points 225 days ago +3 / -0 This is hilarious! permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – taavofficial 3 points 225 days ago +3 / -0 Where do you go to do this? permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – quigonkenny 3 points 225 days ago +3 / -0 Look, Fat... permalink save report block reply
Go for it. I call Corn Pop
I call the thing
Praise Thing from whom all blessings flow Praise Him, all creatures here below Praise Him above the Heavenly host Praise You know, the Thing.
Corn pop was a bad dude
Gotta have my pops.
JOE/BLOW 2020
Slow Blows 2020
Came here to suggest just this
KeK
Big KEK
FAT KEK
Uugghhhh! That's a kek too far! 🤢🤮
And we have a winner!
do you think you can get them to go for that without noticing?
Going to Sign Up as "Cmon Man"
That's comedy gold, Fat!
That's hilarious but the actual text is pathetic, "don't miss a minute of Joe and Kamala's socially distant chat" Who the fuck is writing this shit?
I sure as hell am not going to miss it because I'm not going to watch it.
Came here to call out the insane cringe level of the actual text. These people are living on another planet. A giant pc alien world.
LOOK FAT
Look Fat, that's funny uh uh um LOOK....Awww.....nevermind...I shouldn't uhh... i'm out of time.
High level Troll, at least 11/10
You're fucking hilarious! Well done, Fat!
You're very clever and creative, Fat!
signing up as "The other Biden"
MAGA supporters have the BEST SENSE OF HUMOR
Somebody should register as CORN POP
Why would you sign up even as a joke?
So that we can all see this, which I find to be very funny!
Agreed. That's what we call taking one for the team. Go the Fat!
We should respond to every single one of their polls. Make them fly in the fucking dark.
Keep your friends close and enemies closer.
grandchildren and golf
Oh God, “Socially Distances Chat!!!”
Holy virtue signal Batman!!!
Oh, come on, man! Enough with the malarkey!
Lmao so funny 😂 “Listen, Fat.” 🤣
lol
Socially distanced chat? More like mentally retarded chat.
Even their texts are low energy.
I like your style. 🤣
I wish I had brought my suit from Reddit. I'd hand it to you right now. Thanks!
I dub thee 👑Madlord Fat 👑
😂😂😂😂
Big kek! Keep us posted on these!
That's damn funny. I wish I could come up with stuff like that, I'm too fucking strung out and taking it all too seriously.
Holy shit, I am ROLLING!!!
How is Joe able to have a texting campaign when Trump's texting campaign was terminated months ago by the cellular carriers?
i just got a trump hq text yesterday....
I was thinking of the tweets that I used to get without having a twitter account. Those are what stopped.
Whenever you get a text, please post it.
Holy kek this made me crack up
Absolutely brilliant. Great work.
That's hillarious! TOP KEK!
Awesome!
You made me giggle.
Don't jump, fat!
This is hilarious!
Where do you go to do this?
Look, Fat...