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TonsOfSalt 18 points ago +19 / -1

Maybe it's with acid. That would be cool.

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IamM 16 points ago +17 / -1

Would much prefer the James Bond style where they strap the guy to a metal table and have a laser slowly inch its way upward while a german guy in a white trenchcoat laughs.

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Sirbigusdickus 4 points ago +4 / -0

What about have his nuts dangling through a chair while a pitching machine spits out fastballs?

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FreeBased1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol!

Sorry, I shouldn't be laughing.

But you never know, some of these freaks (pedos) might enjoy that.

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kebabdrogo 7 points ago +7 / -0

As if. It's just medication to reduce libido.

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trump212121 6 points ago +6 / -0

It at least is an actual deterrent for possible offenders to consider.

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Notablitheringidiot 5 points ago +5 / -0

And cut the hands off convicted murderers, no?

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hooray, let's become a barbarous middle eastern country! Why import millions of 3rd world Muslims when you can just throw away thousands of years of progress on the greatest judicial system ever created by human beings and become them instead?

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TruuthSeeker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude... They have sand.. did you see how much sand they have? It's a fucking beach every where. Who doesn't love the beach.

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massivehairycleaner 4 points ago +4 / -0

How about the rubber band method they use on farms?

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KuzoKevin 2 points ago +5 / -3

Without local anesthesia. The pain of castration would be temporary. The pain of being abused as a child is forever.

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SirJiub 27 points ago +28 / -1

Why waste the chemicals. QUICK TRIAL. DEATH PENALTY.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 27 points ago +27 / -0

I dunno...if the metoo movement taught me anything, it’s that we probably have e a lot of convicted men who are actually innocent.

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SirJiub 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah. I dont disagree. There would need to be irrefutable evidence.

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Raindrops1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

As much as I despise pedophiles and hope they die slow agonizing deaths, you are right. I’ve heard so many stories of moms and other family members coaching kids to say “daddy touched me”. It’s awful and obscene and they should receive a harsher sentence than the dad would have gotten if found guilty.

That said, when it is proven that they did rape the child (STD tests, physical examination, reliable testimony, etc.) then they should be castrated with a dull plastic knife without anesthesia.

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Loiuzein 4 points ago +4 / -0

No point torturing them, just take out the trash and get on with your life. Torture is for changing a person through fear of consequences, or for extracting information.

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or for making an example so others fear to tread. The goal would be preventing other children from being moles fed.

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Loiuzein 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is my understanding that violence is a poor deterrent for those other than the one it is inflicted on, because it drives them underground where they can regroup and reinforce, but I don't know what sources led me to that.

I know violence isn't a deterrent to me personally. It more activated my competitiveness - "You think I'm too puss to bring a tank to a gun fight? Come at me"

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Loiuzein 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also, "moles fed" is the funnest autocorrect I've seen in a while :)

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Sirbigusdickus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not make them castrate themselves with a dull sawzall?

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ihatespeech 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it's a stranger, absolutely, but a lot of the time it's someone close to the kid who abuses them. "He's in prison where he can't hurt any more children" is much easier for a child to accept than "He's dead because you told someone your secret".

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DLane1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Inefficient, they should be recycled instead.

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MaoHatesSparrows 9 points ago +9 / -0

As much fun as this is, these sorts of laws have been found unconstitutional before, and likely will be again.

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BrewSwillis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm pretty sure it is optional, as a means of receiving early parole, or a reduced sentence. So, I don't think there will be any constitutional issues. I'm pretty sure they won't be able to force it on anyone who has completed a full sentence. At that point, it would probably be considered a cruel or unusual punishment.

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Efrum 7 points ago +7 / -0

ACLU is a fucking joke. Separating power from sexual gratification statement is more fucking wordplay by leftist bullshit artists. Power equals Racism, Power does not equal Sexual Gratification. They can't keep their word salad straight.

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Sum_devil 3 points ago +3 / -0

"clearly the don't understand sexual assault"

G.T.F.O.

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Efrum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your right about that, and Hulk smash what he know understand.

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chambleepede 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't agree with this. But I'm anti death penalty too, tbough I know I am im the minority of Trump supporters.

That said... more pedophile convictions.

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sun_wolf 3 points ago +4 / -1

Pedophiles should not be castrated. They should be shot in the back of the head unceremoniously, with zero fanfare, then their bodies should be burned and their ashes discarded in the trash. Their ashes should NOT be allowed to go to family members or placed in any sort of urn, and if somehow the family does get the ashes, it should be illegal for them to be buried in any cemetery, as doing so desecrates the sanctity of the burial ground.

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not_a_shill 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is unacceptable. If you can cut off a ball you can cut off a head. Execute the sickos... put it online live behind a paywall and send the proceeds to the victim.

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sun_wolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the danger in torturing pedophiles is it creates a weird wrathful pleasure where the evil of the pedophile almost spreads to the executioner. This is why I prefer a short, unemotional, unceremonious bullet to the back of the head. No pleasure, no gore, no torment, just a mundane and matter of fact execution.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

A castrated pedophile can still harm a child. Execute them.

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shaunyboy20 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think part of the problem in the US is severe balkanization. Pedo-friendly laws in CA, castration in AL... same country. Let's just yeet California out of the union (or "let" them secede), cut every single dollar of funding, and watch them collapse. Man, I wouldn't have enough popcorn for that show.

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based_trekkie 1 point ago +1 / -0

When Trump wins one of the strategies is for Biden to not concede and for several states including California to secede, so you may get your wish.

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TrumpsGlassOfWater 2 points ago +2 / -0

And CA just voted to lower the penalties for "consensual" sex with minors.

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MrPoorRichard 2 points ago +2 / -0

With a dirty rusted axe?

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ihaveotherthingstodo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Death penalty.

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Butcher_bear 2 points ago +3 / -1

Castration doesnt work. Execute them like the bible says. These disgusting animals should not be suffered to live.

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Spittin-Cobra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not better than Kyle Rittenhouse putting a bullet through their heart! 😉

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sweet home Alabama

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Shitsbrokeyo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice balance to the pedo bill going thru CA right now.

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cyber_acolyte 1 point ago +1 / -0

Physical castration is the only true castration.

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2020voter 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'll take it, but a lobotomy is preferred. So they never harm again.

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +2 / -1

I can't see how this passes an 8th Amendment court challenge, but good on them for trying. Seems like a way to do this that might squeak by would be to make castration a provision of parole. In other words, do your full sentence, or agree to be castrated in order to get out ON parole.

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raytwentynine 1 point ago +4 / -3

Roll tide

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DickTick 4 points ago +5 / -1

War eagle

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raytwentynine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any Alabama ok with me

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TheThreeSeashells 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next step is getting the football team in line. Skipping practice to play "pretend protest" is no way to win national titles.

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Wizard_killer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Stop watching that shit. I live in Huntsville and used to be a bama fan, but they cucked to blm. Fuck them

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Varangian 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about the lady pedos?

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Varangian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should I say Peda?

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Raging_Clue 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can use my shotgun. Free of charge

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polish_snausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Castration cut should start just below the chin

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AmericanGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

GOOD

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letrain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice. So now California will be nothing but pedophiles.

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Theyreallinonit 1 point ago +1 / -0

They dont stop being evil, they need to be locked up for good also.

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Trumpede 1 point ago +1 / -0

My bleeps.

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solplayer225 1 point ago +1 / -0

But bullets and rope are so much cheaper.

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BadManOrange 1 point ago +2 / -1

Make them into eunuchs.

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based_trekkie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remove the WHOLE PACKAGE!

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UnwaveringDefiance 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s voluntary for parole. It isn’t a mandatory sentencing.

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GuacamoleTariff 0 points ago +1 / -1

This needs a sticky.

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freedom_bigly 0 points ago +1 / -1

They misspelled executions.

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Ma5e 0 points ago +1 / -1

Aclu defending pedophiles. Nice. They can suck a big fat one. Bunch of faggots

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 0 points ago +1 / -1

Everyone liked that.

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BKav -1 points ago +1 / -2

Woo Hoo!