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DaishoDaisho 187 points ago +189 / -2

Now do all of California.

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WhitePowerRanger 54 points ago +58 / -4

And half of florida!

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HighEmergy 69 points ago +70 / -1

AND THEN, WE'RE GOING TO WASHINGTON D.C. TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE!

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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deleted 21 points ago +24 / -3
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doug2 34 points ago +34 / -0

Say what you will, that scream was high energy personified

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AccipiterQ 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ugh. I got the reference....I'm an old guy now :( you're not even wrong.

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IAbsolutelyDare 5 points ago +6 / -1

Second file under GarageBand is a goddamn classic:

https://www.lileks.com/bleatophany/3.html

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remember1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ah, the scream that sunk a campaign.

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coyote_777 2 points ago +2 / -0

there's a meme I haven't heard in ages

https://hurricanedeanpath.ytmnd.com/

https://dean.ytmnd.com/

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PeaceThroughStrength 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fuck Orlando

Fuck Jacksonville

Fuck Greater Miami

Fuck Tampa

Fuck the Keys and

FUCK TALLAHASSEE

Spez: Fuck Gainesville, Go Gators

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RandallSavage 12 points ago +12 / -0

Jacksonville is pretty red

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PeaceThroughStrength 13 points ago +13 / -0

The outside of it is pretty red. Inner section and UNF areas are stoner, jogger and halal-required bastions.

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dieter_rage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Used to live there. Can confirm.

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BladderBeerPoopin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sarasota used to be nice. I hear it sucks ass now.

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WhitePowerRanger 8 points ago +9 / -1

Lol I’ve lived in every single one of those cities except the keys 😂 currently in Tallahassee right now, absolute worst (besides maybe Orlando).

Btw, Jax isn’t THAT bad anymore. Huge military town and mostly conservative. However, it’s attracting quite the liberal snow birds now....

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RenaissanceOfHope 7 points ago +7 / -0

What makes Orlando & Tallahassee so bad?

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Rugar22 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought the Keys were Republican?

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PeaceThroughStrength 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gay and swinger central.

I guess you're right. Keys tend to really swing between red vs blue

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most of them are fairly red, except for deep blue Key West.

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Keys went for Trump in '16, except for vile Key West, of course. So fuck KW and definitely Whorelando and the rest.

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nothingberg 6 points ago +7 / -1

Wait until after Desantis

Actually Defund the shit out of Broward County

That's ramen noodle head wasserman shultz and also the offices of various mossad based sec contractors

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0v3rKill 0 points ago +1 / -1

Mossad? Do you have proof of this whatsoever? Serious question.

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I_SEES_You 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the north half of Virginia!

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Mane 19 points ago +20 / -1

Californian conservatives can build the 51st state of Jefferson which shall all of California's money.

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deleted 9 points ago +10 / -1
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NoSteppy1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Choppy Chaz

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doug2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Peoples republic of California?

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 4 points ago +4 / -0

People's Toilet for the World

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bangbus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can you imagine if the shitlibs in Cali had to come up with a new name? It would be like MalcomXKingChavezGuevaraSusanBAnthonyMarxia or something absurd. The disparite groups you would have to appease would make such a task a comedy.

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Mane 4 points ago +6 / -2

California is the name of garbage state where losers you knew in high school move to. (Colorado being their secondary option) Jefferson is a badass name.

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RolandDelacroix 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jefferson? He's arguably the greatest Founder.

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

A lot of the conservatives in the state are military, down in SD or up in Travis. The whole Jefferson plan fails to account for that. The navy is too embedded in SD to move, or it's workers/sailors.

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Gun-Fren 7 points ago +7 / -0

THIS RIGHT HERE. And I'm speaking on behalf of myself and my friends/family who are also fellow pedes behind enemy lines here in California.

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HyperCarbs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is all of CA as cucked as the bay area?

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Mac3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not at all. Live in rural Northern California. Mostly conservative. Good people.

Most of the state outside of major cities is red.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 4 points ago +4 / -0

4,000,000+ votes for Trump in 2016, more than any other state but Florida and Texas.

The question is, do you really believe there were 8,000,000+ votes for Hillary in California back then?

Look at all the other numbers and tell me that absurd Hillary number isn't fake:

https://uselectionatlas.org/RESULTS/data.php?year=2016&datatype=national&def=1&f=0&off=0&elect=0

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Beachboy1b 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think California needs to be watched closely.

It’s always gone Blue, or at least it seems to always do that. But, what if it’s not? What if it’s gone Red several times and the voter fraud is just so rampant that it’s never picked up on and appears to be normal?

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CMDRConanAAnderson 4 points ago +4 / -0

SF is terminally communist. Walking the streets you hear people sing the praises of revolting people like Che, Castro, Malcolm X and the like. They have these creepy ass weekly tribal "jamfests" I guess you could call them, where they do that fake ass poetic infused music crap. SF is definitely the bottom of the barrel, from the culture to the people in it. The rest of the state is nowhere near as bad, even LA has diverse demographics despite how people paint it. It is spreading, but countless have already fled. Around half my family has bailed including myself. I do wonder if that exodus has the potential to flip California red. You never know.

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mrspaulrevere 1 point ago +2 / -1

Almost all. LA is hopeless.