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PeaceThroughStrength 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fuck Orlando

Fuck Jacksonville

Fuck Greater Miami

Fuck Tampa

Fuck the Keys and

FUCK TALLAHASSEE

Spez: Fuck Gainesville, Go Gators

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RandallSavage 12 points ago +12 / -0

Jacksonville is pretty red

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PeaceThroughStrength 13 points ago +13 / -0

The outside of it is pretty red. Inner section and UNF areas are stoner, jogger and halal-required bastions.

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RandallSavage 7 points ago +7 / -0

Accurate depiction.

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dieter_rage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Used to live there. Can confirm.

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BladderBeerPoopin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sarasota used to be nice. I hear it sucks ass now.

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WhitePowerRanger 8 points ago +9 / -1

Lol I’ve lived in every single one of those cities except the keys 😂 currently in Tallahassee right now, absolute worst (besides maybe Orlando).

Btw, Jax isn’t THAT bad anymore. Huge military town and mostly conservative. However, it’s attracting quite the liberal snow birds now....

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RenaissanceOfHope 7 points ago +7 / -0

What makes Orlando & Tallahassee so bad?

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Deadcello 5 points ago +6 / -1

Nothing, I live in Orlando. There are some shitty neighborhoods (Pine "Crime" Hills being the primary culprit but they've cleaned up considerably) but you could say that about most places. People go for Disney and Universal but they seldom get to experience the natural beauty outside downtown and in the surrounding areas, dozens of parks,lakes, and springs with swim-able areas, nature preserves,( for example, directly east is the massive green swamp nature preserve, which powers the everglades though a massive underwater river flowing south. mad ranges up the ass with machine guns (although pricey) , hang-gliding fields, helicopter/balloon rides, gater farms, there's alot of shit to do. I live in the outskirts southeast and it's exploded economically since Trump took office. Cons: I-4 traffic is fucking insane, and the former back routes that were knowledge to the locals are getting congested as well due to economic growth, the weather is bi-polar as fuck (From the middle of the Sahara, not a cloud in sight to a monsoon in Burma in 15 minutes and back.)

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RenaissanceOfHope 3 points ago +5 / -2

So the amount of blacks in those areas in your opinion makes those areas bad?

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +4 / -1

Liberal college campuses.

Tally has FSU and is straight democrat city officials. The median age of tally is like 24. Kids just come here, lap up the liberal bullshit and the city is designed to cater to them. Try real estate shopping here and finding a home that hasn’t been destroyed by college renters. There are 30 bars all on the same street and that’s literally all there is to do here. Whoever designed the streets here should be dragged thru them and shot. There’s literally a 6 point intersection at one point. Not a roundabout. 6 fucking traffic lights lol.

Orlando has UCF. Same thing, but add in Disney fags. Disney even warned Orlando traffic was going to be insane after building the park. Democrats didn’t listen and now it’s a shitshow to drive anywhere there. USF in Tampa (I never minded Tampa honestly. But I wasn’t there long enough to be annoyed by it. But I always found stuff to do there so it holds a special place in my heart lol). Jax has UNF but Jax is so fucking big and has a higher military presence than college losers.

Miami might as well be a Hispanic city. Good luck getting on there without knowing Spanish. Always, everyone there feels the need to just tell you how to do things. I was out taking pictures one day and some rich ass hole comes up and tells me I’m going to break my camera if I don’t put the strap around my neck. I was like “who the fuck are you?” Well, more like “que the fuck pasa?”

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Rugar22 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought the Keys were Republican?

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PeaceThroughStrength 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gay and swinger central.

I guess you're right. Keys tend to really swing between red vs blue

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most of them are fairly red, except for deep blue Key West.

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Keys went for Trump in '16, except for vile Key West, of course. So fuck KW and definitely Whorelando and the rest.