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Kenrailae 135 points ago +135 / -0

Maybe he should have grown a spine.

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itsokaytobereggie 56 points ago +56 / -0

I read that he tried that once, but the strain gave him PTSD.

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Varangian 54 points ago +54 / -0

He grew a tail instead, and tucked it.

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Blurpy 35 points ago +35 / -0

He tucks the front, too.

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ripley88 5 points ago +5 / -0

Legend has it that he ties them in a perfect Windsor knot.

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dumdumexpress 5 points ago +5 / -0

How genteel.

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MAGAbetterargument 24 points ago +24 / -0

He is being blackmailed to keep up the charade.

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Flahusky 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'll take 'How to Blackmail a Pedophile' for $500 Alex

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Definitely this.

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inquimouse 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the Democrat way.

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Rainman 13 points ago +13 / -0

GROW A SPINE OR RESIGN!!!

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FoTeeFy 8 points ago +8 / -0

at this point offing himself would probably be preferable to what his mob will do to him and save additional lives in the process. they already tried burning him to death without regard for innocents that happen to live in the same building.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

They hate him even though he has been more lenient than any other Mayor I can think of.

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Libertysheimdall1 3 points ago +3 / -0

One call to Daddy Trump ends it all.

But he just. Can't. Do it.

That is how strong liberal delusions are. They overcome even self-preservation.

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Cyber1776 48 points ago +48 / -0

I seriously believe at this point that they have some sort of dirt and are blackmailing Ted. Dont get misguided, the guy is still a coastal elitist Dem and very much sucks, but he isnt a communist. It calls into reason why he would still tolerate and allow Antifa to operate so freely in his city, especially now considering they are targeting him and his opponent in the up coming election is an admitted antifa.

At first I thought he was just using them as dogs of war, let these maniacs go and beat up the Trump supporters and conservatives and ICE ect. while he maintained a tight leash on them. And then I guessed they just kinda got out of hand and now he is being attacked by his own monster.

But it still makes no sense, even know he does NOTHING to stop them. My guess is either that the democratic leadership is telling them to do this and he is playing ball, or that he is being blackmailed by some Antifa types.

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logan34 29 points ago +29 / -0

My thoughts too. He looks likes he enjoys diddlying little twinks. Can just tell it from his beta male face and mannerisms.

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dorsalmorsel 9 points ago +9 / -0

And, unfortunately, Bob Packwood.

Yes. Packwood.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Packwood

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Cyber1776 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hes really good friends with Terry Bean who got into trouble for molesting pool boys. And lets not forget our old friend from Florida Andrew Gillum who was photographed passed out after one of his drug fueled gay orgies. Oh, and how could I forget big time Dem doner Ed Buck, who just coincidentally had black male prostitutes OD at his home on several occasions...

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does Wheeler know Adam Schiff?

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Mexicola1976 12 points ago +12 / -0

Operation Brownstar/Brownstone

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SpaceForce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude looks so gay. They probably have him on tape with an underage boy

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d_bokk 17 points ago +17 / -0

These days I can't imagine Dems allowing a single one of their own to be elected unless they could effectively blackmail them.

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remark 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's more, I can't imagine any other landlord wanting to take him as a tenant after this. Guaranteed to bring riots to your building.

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GWNorthman 26 points ago +26 / -0

He's a whiney bitch. Might have better sleeps if you let TRUMP help.

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nickybops 23 points ago +23 / -0

Dude isn't built for this shit

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RoosterHeadBad 7 points ago +7 / -0

Prime for suicidal tendencies, IMHO.

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powershellder 2 points ago +2 / -0

All he wanted was a Pepsi, mom.

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mercynurse 20 points ago +20 / -0

My Pillow

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BowelSharpton 24 points ago +24 / -0

He looks like My Pillow biter.

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BULLDOGG 16 points ago +16 / -0

Sad when all you have to do is ask for help. Just admit you are wrong, and let your daddy Trump take care of you.

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rabdargab 16 points ago +16 / -0

a mild breeze would break that guy

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TEXinLA 14 points ago +14 / -0

Play stupid games...

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FreedomOrDeath 12 points ago +12 / -0

I hope it gets worse for him

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Bonededdy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Imagine how the people in his city feel. The ones with no voice and don't have police protection. What a fucking piece of trash this guy is. Check your fucking ego and call trump for help.

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Slamdance 12 points ago +12 / -0

If someone shits on your lawn, you don’t move houses. Goddamn.

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OhLollyLollyPop 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was kicked out of the building by the condo board who all almost burned to death in the fire set on Tuesday night. The whole outside of the building is damaged and covered with graffiti. Someone has to pay for that.

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_Cabal_ 11 points ago +11 / -0

Good. Hope it's true. Hope he involuntarily pisses himself for the rest of his life. Hope he's haunted by nightmares for the rest of his life. Hope he suffers from ptsd for the rest of his life. He deserves it. He's a piece of shit with blood on his hands, and he's lucky he hasn't been dragged into the streets.

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

He needs to resign. The City Council, too.

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Miley_Virus 10 points ago +10 / -0

His realtor is searching for key word "mostly peaceful neighborhood".

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rastren 10 points ago +10 / -0

AAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........

Big Inhale

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Tawburgle2 10 points ago +10 / -0

OP demonstrates compassion and mercy. This is what separates us from those animals.

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redshortz44 9 points ago +9 / -0

They have to justify why they wont let rioters attack an apartment building? and blast music at 3am. What a sad city and mayor. "We really don't want to bother you, but you could please not break the law so much...it's totally fine but it's just because I'm developing chronic insomnia" Weak!

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NYRepublican72 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am sure the cops were in no rush to help this anti-cop asshole out.

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Caferrell 8 points ago +8 / -0

But he still isn't going to do anything to stop the riots. Ted is a piece of shit.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's why Trump deputized the Sherriffs Deputies as Federal Officers. They can now get people arrested and not just let go. There is still a murderer running loose with an Antifa hit squad. This guy won't make a decision to do the right thing, so others will.

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Grillervative 8 points ago +8 / -0

Poor fool...

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Blurpy 8 points ago +8 / -0

YOU KNOW They will be following the moving van, lol!

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm counting on it!

No mercy for filthy commies.

None.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hate to see it took this long.

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Feldheld 7 points ago +7 / -0

These people fall into their own trap of addiction to fake news. They got addicted to the hateful media narratives because theyre entertaining. They fill their inner void with fake meaning and fake purpuse, just like chemical drugs. And they believe whatever entertains them. The real world means nothing to them but utter boredom and withdrawal. They developed a literal junkie-dealer relationship with the MSM.

As a result these hate junkies actually believe that Trump is the fascist devil the media depict him as. They really believe all this hateful distorted bullshit the media report about the other half of the population. And just like with heroin junkies the inner void keeps growing. It's a slow suicide but they will take a lot of decent people with them.

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findthewarmspot 7 points ago +7 / -0

2 womps and a fuck you for ruining a beautiful city!

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TH750 6 points ago +6 / -0

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy

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yallsegregationist 6 points ago +6 / -0

useless coward

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MustafaJones 6 points ago +6 / -0

Perhaps if he hadn’t publicly supported these anarchists they wouldn’t have gotten out of control. No sympathy here, you created this, you deal with it.

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johnny96816 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey Ted, was the fucking you got worth the fucking you got?

It amazes me the mental slowness of the fucks that run Dim cities/states. How did they get so far with so little?

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

"has developed chronic insomnia" is west coast slang for "on a meth binge"

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CA-Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would bet the other occupants have THROWN HIS ASS OUT. The Home Owner's Association should be suing him in civil court for all damages.

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PartandParcel 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a pussy. A sorry excuse for a human being.

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KellyTurnbull73 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stop being a pussy. It works wonders for your peace of mind.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 4 points ago +4 / -0

HA! HA!

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not in Portland.

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BobsNoCommie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Enjoy your PTSD fuck face

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MountaineerHerd 4 points ago +4 / -0

someone didn't listen when Trump told us the story about the snake.

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GeneralBoobs 4 points ago +5 / -1

Cocaine causes insomnia.

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ParkerTruman 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's he terrified of? Peaceful protestors?

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davisyoung 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ll have to check if scientists have developed a subatomic violin.

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Bigger_igloo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Side effect of siding with evil.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hard to sleep when you know deep down you're a complete piece of shit

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Madman2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe this will break his MKultra programming.

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behemoth887 3 points ago +3 / -0

fuck him. the saying "made your bed now lie in it" has never been more applicable.

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Monzie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good, fuck this complete retard who has cost ppl their businesses, officers their sight, and so many their safety.