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IwantmyCountryback 11 points ago +11 / -0

“Where’s my bracelet, Carmelo?” Nancy blaming the help. Tucker is on fire. Says the left sniffs Bezos’s throne like beagles.

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Hangemh1gh [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hes on fire tonight! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Hangemh1gh [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like a Stacey Abrahms novel!!!

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IwantmyCountryback 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fcking spit my teeth out, and they’re real!

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Ronald_Dregan 3 points ago +4 / -1

I LOL'ed about 6 different times tonight. He's really funny. The best part is that it's all facts that he's stating when he makes his quips.

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IwantmyCountryback 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left is his muse.

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4more 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gangsta.