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Drinkup4 86 points ago +86 / -0

Why would you need a medic at a peaceful protest?

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Raindrops1984 18 points ago +18 / -0

They sure seem to borrow a lot of Palestinian tactics.

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WalterEKurtz 17 points ago +17 / -0

they need a medic in case someone tragically caught the chinaflu and instantly bled to death.

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FlamingButBased 3 points ago +3 / -0

redpill

Medics at a peaceful protest. Make it make sense!!

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TheMinnesottaKnee 22 points ago +22 / -0

Part time larpers. This isn’t ww1.

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nowrongwrong 48 points ago +48 / -0

Real medic:

  • 2-year degree or trade program
  • 100's of hours of training/internship
  • Multiple certifications (CPR, EMR, EMT, AEMT)
  • Licensed and insured by employer
  • Tens of thousands of dollars in equipment
  • Uniforms, official ID, vehicles
  • Obeys all orders from law enforcement

Antifa terrorist posing as medic:

  • Box of Band-aids
  • "mEdiC" handwritten in sharpie
  • Attacks civilians and destroys property

Not only should they NOT be granted special deference and privileges but we should be taking a cue from how the Israelis deal with "Red Crescent" and consider them hostile targets by default.

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RocketSprocket 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yep. Real Medics are in the ambulances blocked by Street Medics.

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well...we can kneecap them with bats...?

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Q83FYpmVZM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now do Press.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the absence of a war treaty or convention, they are nothing but targets. In fact I would target them and rip them from the streets in the first minutes

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Jimmy33 23 points ago +23 / -0

Lefty was a medic with a glock and a tourniquet.

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RabidZoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did he have a tourniquet? He just kind of froze after his bicep got turned into burger.

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Jimmy33 3 points ago +3 / -0

He told his commiebud to get the tourniquet out of his backpack. I’m pretty sure that’s what I heard on the vid.

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was probably the part where where I was like "oh shit!" followed by hysterical laughing! Well...he wasn't completely braindead...just mostly!

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bothloveocean 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn’t he supposedly “Security?”

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telepathic_pepe 15 points ago +15 / -0

If they're appealing to the Geneva Convention, then wouldn' they be implicitly admitting that they're a hostile foreign military?

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hostile domestic terrorist

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QUADBRIX 13 points ago +13 / -0

they are speshul alright.

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1776WILLCOMMENCE 8 points ago +8 / -0

They'd all start pretending to be medics. Just like they do now with writing "media" on themselves.

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HistoryInvestigator 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm actually OK with their fake medics trying to help them, let their fallen comrades die as they fail because they're LARPing and have no real training.

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Raindrops1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

My favorite was the video of the guy that got a boo-boo on his leg. I’ve seen scrapes on the playground more severe, and they were working over him feverishly like a suspenseful episode of MASH. They tried to apply a tourniquet to his thigh to stop the negligible “bleeding”. And he was screaming like he was on his deathbed. It was great!

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ShalomRPh 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hell, I'd be screaming too if someone was putting a tourniquet on a non-life-threatening wound on my leg. You only do that if the alternative is bleeding to death.

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zhalias 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember watching that video on reddit. Unsurprisingly, all the comments pointing out that you shouldn't apply a tourniquet for such a minor injury were heavily downvoted and all the top comments were stuff like "omg, such a hero" and "you saved his life". As usual all the reasonable, intelligent comments were found under "controversial"

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SAW2TH 7 points ago +7 / -0

So many fake medics and journalists anymore.

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neatneatknife 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah just like the “hospitals” that hamas keeps their weapons in.

“Can’t stop me from setting the building on fire that you’re standing inside of if I’m a medic!” *taps side of head

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DonttrustChina 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha, these self-appointed people, who are not doctors, have no real medical training, and belong to no recognized medical or aid organization think they get special status like the red cross.

No, they should get arrested for practicing medicine without a license.

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honk honk

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Saluboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good. Now do "journalists."

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bothloveocean 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like the fucks that call themselves “Press.”

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Bidenisapedonehundo 2 points ago +2 / -0

MEEEEEEEEEEEEDIC!

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Q83FYpmVZM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your exclamation point looked like an I to me and I and I read your comment as you yelling Medici for some reason.

I wonder if the Romans had "medics" when they fought their battles.

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Deploraboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

The last "medic" i saw got his arm blown off trying to execute a 17 year old

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sir_rockness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Today I learned I'm a bright beautiful butterfly because I bought a box of bandaids!!!!

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kenosha "medic" almost executed Kyle and got his hand blown out in the process.

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TrumpCard1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

special needs status.

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we_won_the_war_jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I'm a medic because I used crayons to draw it on my helmet and stuff! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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mickusa1 1 point ago +1 / -0

They violated their make believe status.

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LostViking1985 1 point ago +1 / -0

Losers: "IM SPESHUL, DEE-DEEDEE!"

Reality: "No you're not"

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, it's so funny that they actually take their LARPing seriously and think the courts will determine that because a soy-infused/blue-haired communist weirdo writes medic on their arm, they're entitled to special privileges under the law. How delusional can you get? News flash, you're a grown up child playing dress up, not a righteous civil war hero on the front lines of a historical battle.

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Unclebing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great

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FlamingButBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at the sharpie writing. A fine graduate from the AOC School of Medicine & Stuff...

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YukonQuismias 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here are the ones that deserve to be targeted!

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ThickCheney 1 point ago +1 / -0

LARPers gonna LARP

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try4gain 1 point ago +1 / -0

special status as retards

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KM4JNW 1 point ago +1 / -0

The organizer of the Kenosha riots (who Kyle shot in the bicep) had a 'Paramedic' hat on, yet he was armed with a concealed pistol and intended on killing someone.

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Rufinator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Special status? Did they just admit to being an organized insurrection and try to invoke the Geneva convention?

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Mcbignuts 1 point ago +2 / -1

Tightens neck tourniquet

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Special.status? Fack you soy boys.

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GodEmperorBeerus 0 points ago +1 / -1

If your medic uniform is made out of duct tape and sharpie, you're not a medic.