Back in the day when you were laying seige to a fort people had poles that a drilled through stone would be put on the end and launched as missiles and make a whistling sound as they reigned down. It's a powerful psychological effect.
Those things were so rad, I haven't thought about those footballs in a long time.
Before I read your comment I didn't see that this was a grenade. I guess it is meant to be literally tossed underhand like a lawn dart, but I think I like the overhand football style option better.
Maybe get Elway or Favre out of retirement and deputize one of them to make it a real show.
I haven't thought about those for years either! This sparked it. It would be better if you could drill one of those commies right in the chest with it! Or face! And I agree...deputize some badass retired QBs to launch them from a block away!
Definitely looks like a mortar though. That would also be a nifty anti-riot toy...CS/permanent ink mortars...lol...then we can find those assholes in the days and weeks afterwards and make their lives hell.
RAPID BURN CS FUEL
RUBBERIZED PLASTIC CAP (NOSE HEAVY)
STIFF PLASTIC SHELL
BRAIDED STEEL CABLE
PULL FUSE
SUPER-ADHESIVE TIP
PERFORATED FUSE SLEEVE
POLYSTYRENE TAIL AND FINS
INVERTED GAS EJECTION PORTS X4
Okay, so far everything sounds quite within spec, a marvel of weapons technology. I'll go ahead and sign off on the...
RUBBERIZED PLASTIC AND LIGHTWEIGHT CONSTRUCTION WILL NOT HARM RIOTERS HIT WITH A DIRECT HIT.
Send it back to the lab, boys. This one's defective.
legal disclaimer lol, im sure you could spike someone with it too
You should be able to throw it as far as one of those Nerf whistling footballs with the tails on them. That would be rad.
Bonus points if it has the whistle too
def ADDINg a whistle, the romans did that with their sling balls, but yes a whistle for nerf tribute and also psychological warfare
Like the Stuka dive-bombers...psychological stress!!
Back in the day when you were laying seige to a fort people had poles that a drilled through stone would be put on the end and launched as missiles and make a whistling sound as they reigned down. It's a powerful psychological effect.
Those things were so rad, I haven't thought about those footballs in a long time.
Before I read your comment I didn't see that this was a grenade. I guess it is meant to be literally tossed underhand like a lawn dart, but I think I like the overhand football style option better.
Maybe get Elway or Favre out of retirement and deputize one of them to make it a real show.
Thing still looks like a mortar to me.
I haven't thought about those for years either! This sparked it. It would be better if you could drill one of those commies right in the chest with it! Or face! And I agree...deputize some badass retired QBs to launch them from a block away!
Definitely looks like a mortar though. That would also be a nifty anti-riot toy...CS/permanent ink mortars...lol...then we can find those assholes in the days and weeks afterwards and make their lives hell.
Favre would break bines with it. I would try.
lol, image popped in my head of some extreeeme 90s commercial of a kid in a neon diamond pattern windbreaker goin wild with it
Zubaz pants!! Remember those?!
With their noodle arms, antifa would never be able to throw it back far enough to reach the good guys
I didn't even think that far ahead. Great point!
im 11B kinda lol too small way
Thought you might be John Solomon for a minute lol.
Yah you had me until the bottom right corner. So close.
CS... What's wrong with VX or Sarin?