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nomoreprinkles 9 points ago +9 / -0

Better sharpen your paracord hatchet!

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Poonough 5 points ago +5 / -0

And you will get me my scalps.

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Oskar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mike Tyson is a changed man. He's all about love and weed now.

As long as he doesn't get the munchies it'll all be good.

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Libertysheimdall1 57 points ago +57 / -0

Is Cuomo such a nitwit that he forgot Trump was IN New York a couple of weeks ago, and was given a heroes welcome by the NYPD?

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DarkRiver 11 points ago +11 / -0

He waited till he was gone before he crawled out to talk tough. A fucking coward

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tombombadil 32 points ago +33 / -1

He should be doing mini RNC type rallies in every major city. Show these city folk that they’ve been lied to for 5 years about who he is and what he has done.

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FakeNametag 15 points ago +15 / -0

Have the Seattle one in the territory formerly known as CHAZ. Plant an American flag right in the middle of it

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Choppermagic 7 points ago +7 / -0

and a statue!

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Freedombunker 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes. Come to California too. There are way more of us than they think.

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JediMasterGandalf 8 points ago +8 / -0

Third highest number of Trump voters in 2016 behind only Texas and Florida.

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Oskar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Show these city folk that many of their neighbors are actually Trump supporters.

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Cicero1992 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's very user name of you.

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BiffTannen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tyson can be quite articulate.

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Matrix_Exodus 33 points ago +33 / -0

I thought it meant Granny killer? Or nipple fetish? Or Fredo's brother?

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PineAppleMan247 5 points ago +5 / -0

I figured it mean ‘shit governor’

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edxzxz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, it has at least since Mario.

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J3N93W 10 points ago +10 / -0

I figured it meant semen.

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too bad the definition for Santorum is already established.

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FakeNametag 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now that Santorum is established, we can define Cuomo as "a person who enjoys licking up Santorum"

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ooooooooh YUCKY!!!

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obamagavemeaphone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cuomosexuals

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FakeNametag 2 points ago +2 / -0

haha perfect

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 7 points ago +7 / -0

How do you say party tits in Italian

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

👐

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OneAussieMan 24 points ago +26 / -2

Good meme, fix your typo and repost.

Shit is zesty though

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Cant-Standja 1 point ago +1 / -0

OneAussieMan is right, he misspelled "The second best army the world has ever seen"

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

The angry Pepe faces had me dyin 😂

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Fiddycentipede 13 points ago +13 / -0

t peotect

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MegoThor 10 points ago +10 / -0

but t also aetacc

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basedtexapede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just imagine how a red state governor saying the same thing about 0bama would have set off a cascade of reeeeeing with calls for his resignation for being so racist.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I also notice conservatives never seem to pull the same looting and rioting stunts that seem to be exclusive to the left.

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axrevolutionai 15 points ago +15 / -0

Cuomo, feeling froggy?? ;)

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Notablitheringidiot 13 points ago +14 / -1

Dat flag is vaguely based off an imperial German flag im like so triggard rite now.

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Joebagofdonuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah. Me too. For realsies. Can’t we throw a little red, white and blue in there? I like the left be triggered but also want some converts. DEM to KEKS.

I could be wrong. It’s happened before 😉

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Ophelia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Has to be GREEN bro. Pepe!

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Granny 10 points ago +10 / -0

Cuomo needs to get a visit from the SS.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Said it during a press conference

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Italians_Invented_2A 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think that's Pinochet's hat that Pepe is wearing. Love it.

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GreatHumungous 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cuomo seems mentally ill.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 8 points ago +10 / -2

If Trump asks for assistance, we will respond!

Not just the police or the military, but many Patriotic Militias and Individuals will answer the call!

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Slicer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Saying "You and what army" to the President of the United States? Really?

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Zytos 5 points ago +5 / -0

Keyboard warriors?

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border_humper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Warriors of Kek.

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bloodyminded 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are samurai, the keyboard cowboys.

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TheTuckerDiaries 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cuomo tries to talk like he’s some big mob boss but he is a very weak man. No mob boss has nipple rings, ever

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createaccount 5 points ago +5 / -0

bait. cum-o wants oir armed patriots to come, so their pantyfa instigators can shoot, kill any patriot. then blame it on the patriots for "crossing" state lines and looking for trouble.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 4 points ago +4 / -0

Roll in on the back of pickup trucks with huge speakers mounted on them blasting this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wab_Hh9rVfo

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bill_in_texas 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think if you plan on rolling in to NYC (I don't know why, there are no Broadway shows, and most of the other tourist stuff is closed), I suggest rolling in with technicals. It's the only way to even have a chance with Walking Dead style rioters everywhere.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not really. These are idiot opportunists. If armed people went in there and started wrecking shit, they would scream and run for their lives. They don't have a cause, or leaders, or discipline.

Not that I'm really suggesting to go there. Fuck democrat cities, let them burn until they get redpilled enough to vote for change themselves. It's the only way. And as shitty as this "anarchy" (really, sanctioned by the local gov and probably funded by them and special interest grousp) is, it's actually way better than most alternatives I can think of to wake people up.

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 4 points ago +5 / -1

Trump is literally Commander in Chief

Just when I think the left couldn't get any more retarded...

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YoungCharles 4 points ago +4 / -0

If Andrew Cuomo ever wants to leave NY he better have an army of people protecting him.

You don’t kill 11,000 people in nursing homes and expect to get away with it.

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PhantomShield72 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs more helicopter.

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chinesevirus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quite possibly the dumbest thing you could say about a man who is the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces of the United States of America.

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ArcticDark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sir......they're............singing.....

---------i know that tune.........."Shadilay".....

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Freedombunker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice thing to say to a guy who lived there for the first 70+ years of his life, paid them millions in taxes and literally had a part in creating the skyline. It’s almost like Cuomo’s an ex-wife who’s pissed her husband ran off with someone hotter, younger, sexier. It never ceases to amaze me how differently our GEOTUS has been treated since the escalator ride. Didn’t all these folks used to love him?

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate to be nitpicky about such a masterpiece but I notice the lack of doorless helicopters.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is just the Imperial Guard. Don’t make us bring the Adeptus Astartes.

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MichaelDenny 3 points ago +3 / -0

FOR THE EMPEROR!

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Yaztaz 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're sooooo brave talking about him from distance ....

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LadyOfLorien 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, it's a good thing Trump does have an army. That's one thing that the President of the United States of Motherfucking America has in spades.

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DiscoverAFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right? He's Commander in Chief. He has an Army, a Navy, an Airforce, a Marine Corps, and even a coastguard.

He's one of the few people in the world who literally has an army.

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LadyOfLorien 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget the Space Force!

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DiscoverAFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell yeah. Space Force invades NYC is a headline I would pay to see.

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Antisemite-I-Guess 2 points ago +3 / -1

Well, he does

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cuomo, you better have AN ARMY if you plan on trying to leave NYC

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL we possess 50% of the world's small arms, and have at least 10-15 times as many volunteers as every military and police force in the world, combined. (including the US Military)

Yeah, Trump is safe, you greasy italian fuck.

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MuslimMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Praise kek!

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Robert_oconnor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poor cuomo he doesn't know what it's coming

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TheMemeSpiceMustFlow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Half Asian Lawyer Bill on Crowder said that Cuomo's going to lure Trump into a nursing home because that's were Cuomo kills all his victims.

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beta-detector 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need moar helicopters!!!

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WilleZumLeben 1 point ago +1 / -0

Peofect.

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TheHonestLion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cuomo: You and what Army? Commander in Cheif, GEOTUS: Lol What?

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Rugar22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chyna has only seen 2% of our power level so far lol.

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