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rooftoptendie 55 points ago +60 / -5

half my relatives/friends live in portland proper, and go to churches there. NO ONE IS LIKING THIS.

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Smurfection 42 points ago +44 / -2

I have two nieces in Portland and both of them laugh about it and think it's great.

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rooftoptendie 29 points ago +29 / -0

I doubt I'd be far off if I guessed their age range.

There are a lot of people in that town who are not amused. GEOTUS knows it.

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JesusisKing 25 points ago +25 / -0

Really comes down to weather they are responsible for things greater than just themselves in life.

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rooftoptendie 17 points ago +17 / -0

My condolences that you have some cult members in your family. I do to. It is unbelievably frustrating. One of them is one of my best buddies. They voted pro gun control legislation just last vote, and I am so fucking dissappointed in them I can barely think about it because it just makes me too depressed to think they're that far gone.

One day theyre gonna have to wake up and realize they were the baddies. I wish there was something I could do to redpill them before that happens. You'd think since I was a lifelong cult member I would know how to redpill, but... the brainwashing is hard to get out of those with stubborn, proud temperaments.

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GreatNW 13 points ago +13 / -0

Are they recent transplants? The 40% of the state actually from here is not a fan.

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Smurfection 8 points ago +8 / -0

Within the last ten years. They spent their early/late 20's being in a band.

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VetforTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sad but every family has their idiots

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Regnad_2720 7 points ago +7 / -0

"...go to churches..." sounds like your Portland relatives/friends - while possibly left of center - are not exactly "Portland Liberals"

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been to visit their churches, and they have stories, so I know up in church, there's always a few liberals, but not many. But I've been to visit some of the bigger inner city churches, and some of them are LIBZONE all the way. I think it just has to do with A) are you native and B) do you live right near downtown.

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thehacker4channel 6 points ago +6 / -0

“I never thought the cheetahs would eat MY face!” - Person who voted for the “Cheetahs Eat People’s Faces Party”

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I lol’ec