They live off mommy and daddy. Mommy and Daddy were great careerists. Terrible parents though. Also one of my "nieces" decided to marry a woman and then became a man. She's 36.

Sadly, mommy and daddy, massive environmentalist but never walk the walk, have come to the realization they will never have grand kids. Mommy is particularly broken up about this and swallows a bottle every night. I am polite when I see them at family events but I don't go out of my way for them. I have had enough lectures from them too about how I should live my life.

Edit: okay, honestly, they both have jobs in Portland but I strongly suspect their parents are "helping them out".