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YaBoiJacob 45 points ago +47 / -2

Buy chickens in case you need to produce your own food

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LurkNoMore 29 points ago +29 / -0

Muscovy ducks. Hearty, quackless, huge eggs, fantastic meat, the best motherly instincts in the fowl world.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

So basically Republican ducks

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Colonel_Dax 17 points ago +17 / -0

Honking geese are REMARKABLY annoying. After a few weeks you REALLY don't mind eating them. Be better off with goats.

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RighteousViolence1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sure if you don’t mind goats standing on the hood of your truck. Those bastards are smart and agile

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mty_green_go 10 points ago +10 / -0

Goats are little demons. They destroy everything and try to escape constantly. Better make sure you got a lion cage to keep them in

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zabbers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Free lawn care too.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stop thinking and do it. In fact it’s already too late to start geese or chickens this year. You need to buy grown birds now.

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prayinpede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Raccoons get chicken s too

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

A raccoon slaughtered my entire flock of chickens a couple months ago. Didn't even eat em. I bought a new flock and they're doing okay now.

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KnottyJane 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you have a good rooster or 2 it helps with the predation.

Just make sure they are tolerant of people. Roosters are assholes.

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Rufus_Shinra 1 point ago +1 / -0

When I was a kid my parents had a rooster and it would attack me constantly. It would jump up and attack me with it's talons, meanest bird ever.

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ENVYNITAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

and rabbits and plant a garden

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mty_green_go 23 points ago +23 / -0

I live in a "small town" and we still had BLM "protests". 90% of the people were white. The first time they threw rocks and water bottles at police and they declared a riot and sent a hundred police with riot gear and cleaned them out. They didn't try that shit again..now they just stand around City Hall with their black shirts every couple of days. Don't they have lives? jobs? jesus man

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Peashout 7 points ago +7 / -0

Their job is to stand around wearing black. They probably get paid.

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