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TheAmbulance 59 points ago +59 / -0

Dear lord this is true and she called herself the face of Chicago.. more like the face of the rebel alliance or the team grouper party

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Ronald_Dregan 26 points ago +27 / -1

Take me to the river...

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 18 points ago +18 / -0

Dip me in the water

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ModernKnight 11 points ago +11 / -0

No chance, that collar is hiding gills.

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Ronald_Dregan 5 points ago +6 / -1

Push me in the river

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plastic_Strawman 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think Billy's her brother.

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Ronald_Dregan 5 points ago +6 / -1

Don't do Billy like that!

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No_name_iii 7 points ago +7 / -0

I saw David Byrne (of the Talking Heads) in concert a couple of years ago. The last 30 minutes of the show was dedicated to BLM and all the "victims" of police brutality.

Not trying to ruin some good music, just noteworthy.

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WinstonSmith1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

My wife and I were at that show (or tour). She LOVED Talking Heads. She was so pissed when they started that BS "Say his name chant" she got up and walked out (Thank God). I haven't seen her that pissed off in a while.

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No_name_iii 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahah, glad to know I wasn't the only one. Ruined what would otherwise have been a great show. Honestly, it was such a pitiful sight too. Not even well done. Just some weirdos screaming at the audience.

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TheAmbulance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Last show I saw them I ate muffins out of the parking lot . Fucking raver muffins..half way though.. oh hell no. long ride home :) I'd walk early if it was a BLM shit show

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WinstonSmith1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed. I was so happy she got up and walked out.

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tdwinner2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

She looks as bad as Chicago is violent.

She's as attractive as Chicago is peaceful.

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Ronald_Dregan 4 points ago +5 / -1

and as feminine as Big Mike

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Richard0930 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live in Chicago suburbs and it's such a great city. So many things to do and enjoy. It sucks the leadership is hardcore leftist. At least not as bad as Portland, that whole city is nutz. I had to go there for a week last year and the whole city "feels" weird. It has this odd heaviness in the air.

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operator1214 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's not a very nice thing to say about frogs and donkeys, even nuclear waste frokeys.

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HuggableBear 6 points ago +7 / -1

face of the rebel alliance

I see what you did there

and also over there

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KuzoKevin 25 points ago +25 / -0

LMAO!

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AmericanFreedom 15 points ago +15 / -0

LMAO

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seventysixdon 11 points ago +11 / -0

LMAO

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Lol_Garrus 6 points ago +6 / -0

LMAO

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Clayton29 22 points ago +22 / -0

I can't decide if she looks like a sleestack or a character from jabba the huts bar.

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seaside_dreams 14 points ago +14 / -0

Well she definitely be in living in the Land of Lost comrade.

That mug is horrifying. I can hear this hissing sounds now.

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Clayton29 8 points ago +8 / -0

I was watching the Umbrella Academy and all I could see was Chaka when Ellen Page came on screen.

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alfredbester 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't understand a single word of that. I feel very old, right now.

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Clayton29 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Land of the Lost was 1974.

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alfredbester 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what you were referencing? Never would have got it. That was right in my wheelhouse, too.

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booblitchutz 8 points ago +8 / -0

She's a lying Bantha faced Calamari soldier!

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alfredbester 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's pretty damn ugly.

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aaafirefly123 3 points ago +3 / -0

She looks like a literal fish

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Doughboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see this.

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Clayton29 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, that's who I see!! Was he in the bar when they rescued Leia?

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Doughboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe a character of the same race, not sure tho.

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Mrs_Fonebone 18 points ago +18 / -0

LOL, they're hair stylists, not magicians! Imagine what it looks like "before." Also, I'm not sure I've ever seen a face that was all "features" and almost no "face" -- no jaw, no chin, no cheeks...looks like a bad photoshop of a giant face on a tiny head.

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tdwinner2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks like she came out of an area 51 alien freezer.

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Mrs_Fonebone 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jeez, I was thinking Gollum's sister, but I think you're right!

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davidmode 2 points ago +2 / -0

She doesn't need a hair salon, she needs an eye salon

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3BagFullFarm 11 points ago +11 / -0

I swear, she looks like she belongs in an aquarium.

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operator1214 5 points ago +5 / -0

the shark tank at Shedd Aquarium

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MythArcana 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's a face that only a wall-eyed bass can love.

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operator1214 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wall eyed bass have standards.

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Horsinaround 10 points ago +10 / -0

I seriously just lost my appetite

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TrumpTrainJune152015 10 points ago +10 / -0

This can't be real. lol

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operator1214 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's been messed with a little.

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TyrannyBuster 9 points ago +9 / -0

Looks like she needs more food sprinkled into her fish bowl.

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TrumpCard1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

She looks like a fish from spongebob. She is a fish person.

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BobbyTwoScoops 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Which camera is it.. camera 1 or camera 2? Fuck it, I will look at both of them."

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TrumpJRDavidHarrisJR 5 points ago +5 / -0

My dad calls her Jar Jar Spinks because he says she looks like the bastard child of Jar Jar binks and Leon Spinks

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remember1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Salons aren't miracle workers, they can only work with what the catfish brought in

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zoober_floober 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Codfish.

No day is complete without a fresh look at The Codfish.

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GingerMinky 5 points ago +5 / -0

What I don’t get is, if she thinks getting her hair done is helping her, HOW?

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de9ebkmd7 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is one fugly bitch! She had no choice but become a lesbian and find another fugly bitch.

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TheAmbulance 5 points ago +5 / -0

The creature from the black lagoon comes to mind lol

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

God should be apologetic too

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magadjt2020usa 5 points ago +5 / -0

REEE but this is racist because because something about black hair being less beautiful than white hair.. how dare you /s

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operator1214 1 point ago +1 / -0

If only it was her hair that was the problem. No....seriously, her hair is the least ugly thing in her appearance.

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Fangerang 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean it's gotta be pretty difficult to give a large mouthed bass a good hairstyle.

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

That poor hair stylist. Can you imagine running your fingers through that nasty brillo pad?

Ain't no soap strong enough to get that off your hands...

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Dimocrat_Lies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Affirmative action

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CmonPeopleGetReal 3 points ago +3 / -0

She looks like a crack baby grown up

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salvecitizen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bug-eyed squeeze doll.

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de9ebkmd7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everytime I see this pick I think she is a herd animal, a prey animal with eyes on the sides of her head. She isn't a predatory with forward looking eyes. She isn't a Lion.

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trumptrain11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone stick some Acacia leaves in its mouth. That's a giraffe!

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White-tailed_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Bug exterminator alien from Men In Black looked more human than Lightfoot does in this picture.

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joelfarm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even the gaping wide mouth of.....CATFISH!

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the fuck is wrong with that woman?

She looks really fucking strange.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG that's FIRE!

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TrumpJRDavidHarrisJR 2 points ago +2 / -0

you can't convince me that she doesn't just lick her talon and stick it in a power outlet to get her hair like that she doesn't use a salon lol

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Downthehalltotheleft 2 points ago +2 / -0

This got me good. Thanks for the laughs. Xoxo

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thenameisdonald 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black Lagoons Matter.

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Lol_Garrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't bait me!

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TurdFerguson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her hairdresser is electricity.

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AnotherPedeInTheWall 1 point ago +2 / -1

Imagine seeing this going down on you as a lesbian.... i think it would turn me straight (if i was a lesbian).

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John_Bigbootay 2 points ago +2 / -0

With those eyes, she can probably see both pairs of feet behind her.

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aaafirefly123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every time I see this picture I keep thinking she’s gonna make a puffer fish makes when it’s being carried out of water.

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Jaunty_Haul 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it's her parents who should apologize.

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