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Formerlurker92 50 points ago +50 / -0

well I can always run on my record

  • Joe Biden while eating glue
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massivehairycleaner 12 points ago +12 / -0

Stick glue? Liquid glue?

I kind of like the image of glue dribbling down his chin a little more than him munching on a bar. Dribbling goes well with dementia.

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Coolgenner 10 points ago +10 / -0

cant trust him with glue, just trick him with a flour/water mix.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's up to what his handlers decide that day

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago +5 / -0

Elmer's Glue. There was always one dopey kid in school known for eating it.

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massivehairycleaner 2 points ago +2 / -0

That shit was pretty tasty. Um, that's what my classmate said.

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

“It does so taste like Coffee Mate!”

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PraetorAngel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Toluene glue probably, like Shoe Goo. Sniffs it a bit while consuming too :)

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dakinnia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shoe Good is sniffable?

Chris Griffen wants to know.

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massivehairycleaner 3 points ago +3 / -0

He does like sniffing things.

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Ithrowawaay 21 points ago +21 / -0

They’ve really been running with that unemployment line hard for the past few Months.

do tell, where was it prior to this plandemic??

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FireannDireach 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well, unfortunately, today they can heel turn into the stock market falling for their bad news and gloom.

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

kek