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What a timeline... (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Badwubs ago by Badwubs +5376 / -1
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GiantEnemyCrab 358 points ago +358 / -0

What LeBum really means is Vote D or Die.

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massivehairycleaner 160 points ago +161 / -1

He wants the D.

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Everquest4Life 100 points ago +100 / -0

Do you like fishsticks? Then you’re a gay fish.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 89 points ago +90 / -1

And then Kanye went and turned out to be more based than literally almost everyone.

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AtomicShnoz 18 points ago +18 / -0

lebron worships lebron.

hey remember that time lebron's mom was a crack whore and gave him to someone else to raise, his sort of step daddy got busted pushing bad loans on blacks, was given a hummer h2 in high school, he was mad and blew the playoffs because his mom was bangin his teammate delonte west, the crowd all taunted him by chanting "de-lon-te-de-lon-te"

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STILLVOTINGTRUMP 8 points ago +8 / -0

woah , wtf crazzzyyyyy

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montyinthebank 3 points ago +3 / -0

Larry Johnson's podcast 'Sight to the Blind' just got pulled from what seems like every podcasting app or platform :( he's still posting solid 15-minute Instagram videos on similar topics and current events.

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VetforTrump 5 points ago +7 / -2

Drift left? Bro they so far left they right again.

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NADSAQ 25 points ago +25 / -0

Turns out South Park writers choked themselves on a fish dick

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

P Diddy did it before South Park. There were a bunch of celebs during the 2004 campaign that did it.

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rooftoptendie 10 points ago +10 / -0

KEK HAS SPOKEN.

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doodaddy 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought I remember this being "P Diddy"

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Vonsey 2 points ago +4 / -2

He’s still a goddamn nutcase...

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Trump_Underground 13 points ago +13 / -0

Haha, I always make sure to stand at the end of the frozen food aisle and yell to the wife, "don't forget the FISHDICKS!"

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

ahahaha

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Philhelm 10 points ago +11 / -1

What if I like cock magic?

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Furaffinitydotnet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Token's

[LIFE]

Matters

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BigMikesBlackCock 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yo

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HeadExam 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmfao

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IncredibleMrE1 7 points ago +7 / -0

He sure does love Xi's D.

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Efrum 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the Pooh hole

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LtPatterson 30 points ago +30 / -0

So do all of the "voter registration" scams out there from every company/celeb...register democrat or die.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 11 points ago +12 / -1

I remember the whole "rock the vote" thing back in the 90s seemed very nonpartisan

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rootGoose 25 points ago +25 / -0

Politics are never not partisan.

Anytime you have an uninformed voting base, they are going to the polls based on emotions and not as an informed voter.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 18 points ago +18 / -0

The demographic was the partisanship.

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stratocaster_patriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

But was it really. I mean it was on MTV with a young audience meaning they were pushing to get more young liberals to vote. Consequently it was about that same time on MTV were reality TV started and we all learned the notion that it was impossible for black people to be racist.

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Kek_mit_uns 4 points ago +6 / -2

Remember rock against bush? Back when greenday cared about troops dying in pointless wars, good times lol.

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aKekabove 1 point ago +1 / -0

I member. They were all against the wars then. Turns out they are just against anything not leftist degeneracy

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theneverman 17 points ago +17 / -0

LeBron loves the D

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TravisRSCX 4 points ago +5 / -1

He is a fudge packer just like Tom Cruise.

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featherwinglove 14 points ago +14 / -0

IMHO, we're awful close to a "Vote Trump or die" situation: the Damnocrats want WROL and then, if they can get away with it, socialism. And if they get away with that, they'll probably deploy the military to exterminate BLM just like the socialists before them.

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Thundermark 4 points ago +5 / -1

Don't take the D

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I_LUV_WINNING 198 points ago +199 / -1

Lebron needs to go on a Police Ride Along and get some real fucking facts. But he too much a bitch ass to do some real research.

https://youtu.be/EwaDGGdFAl0?t=268

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JimmyJam 135 points ago +136 / -1

like the reporter who did use of force simulation training and shot everyone in fear

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Barbs 92 points ago +92 / -0

Gotta hand it to that reporter though, he thought he had all the answers but quickly did an about-face when he finally experienced the situations for himself.

I appreciate it when people own their mistakes, especially in journalism. That’s way too rare these days.

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_Sully_ 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yeah but the hubris that permeates these people. To assume how one should act and how one would act is easy to understand. To me it comes off as sheltered and very narrow minded. Fiction can’t replace the real world because the real world forces you to play by all the rules, not just the convenient ones.

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stratocaster_patriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

And this is part of why I want the voting age to increase. If you have no life experience how on earth can you make important decision about how to run a society.

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Smooyaysnoose 49 points ago +49 / -0

Also when a reporter went to buy a gun to show “how easy it is” then proceeds to fail a background check and get denied

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Penguinrevenge 21 points ago +21 / -0

I have got to see this

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cock_pushups 19 points ago +19 / -0

Here is one of a pastor who led protests against a police shooting.

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MAGAngelo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Link?

First I’ve heard of this!

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pmurTJdlanoD 19 points ago +19 / -0

In China

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Analophigus 12 points ago +12 / -0

He wouldn’t do that, he is too deep in Chinas pockets; besides, he has probably raped a few kids and China is currently blackmailing him

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rentfREEEE_since2016 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's not about facts, it's about pushing CCP agenda.

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BrainwashedbyTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lets send all of these basketball and football players who think America is oppressive on a 6 month stay in China and Saudi Arabia so they can see what real freedom is like. I think we owe them that, atleast.

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MythArcana 134 points ago +135 / -1

He's looking more Muslim by the day.

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Saltyspicoli27 55 points ago +55 / -0

It's all those snackbars

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Dsnazzy 37 points ago +37 / -0

Nation of Islam......could someone explain that to me?! When you consider the going rate for a black slave is $200 in various nations of islam, it's like blacks joining the Klan.

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BrainwashedbyTrump 17 points ago +17 / -0

They wouldn't last 10 minutes in a real Islamic country like Saudia Arabia. Lets see them protest womans rights over there. I'll give them $100 reparation fee for living 1 year in Saudi Arabia so they can see what real freedom is like.

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

And some of the most disgusting racism you will ever hear in your life. Obama was a friend to them.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it was mostly a way for prisoners in America to get on a predicable schedule of ass rape rather than getting it randomly throughout the day.

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ParadigmShift2070 0 points ago +4 / -4

Nation of Islam is not mainstream Islam (not defending it or the real Islam) they're like what Mormon is to Christianity

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +5 / -1

That's not at all true. Nation of Islam is based on the belief that blacks are superior to whites. That's not like Mormons at all. But it's true they are not mainstream although every bit as disgusting.

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ParadigmShift2070 6 points ago +6 / -0

I didn't say it's exactly like Mormon to Christianity, just that like Mormonism called itself branch of Christianity, but mainstream Christians wouldn't because the actual doctrines deviated too much, main stream Muslims wouldn't consider nation of Islam as true because they made up too much of their own stuffs like Yakub and other black supremacists stuffs that have nothing to do with islam

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FutureFreemason 1 point ago +3 / -2

Sharia Law is almost literally the exact same idea as the Talmuds to the Jews. The Quran is the 'torah', they claim to have all their beliefs from that but most of what is done in Islamic nations is through Sharia law which is another set of books.

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Grief 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure his Chinese overlords wouldn't allow that.

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Killer 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh he looks muslim as fuck, i bet obama converted him

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KetoOrourke 67 points ago +69 / -2

Does Lebron like fish sticks?

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1200TrumpBux 26 points ago +26 / -0

Nah just dicks

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PedeEPablo 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOVE EM!

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kono_hito_wa 7 points ago +8 / -1

Then you must be a gay fish.

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PedeEPablo 4 points ago +4 / -0

IM A MOTHAFUCKIN’ LYRICAL WORDSMITH! MOTHAFUCKIN GENIUS!

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illiteregetimate 59 points ago +59 / -0

Shake your titties when you vote, bitch!

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illiteregetimate 6 points ago +6 / -0

Think Stone and Parker will really double down on China..? They have “fuck you” money coming out of their ears and didn’t relent last season...

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MAGA_100X 4 points ago +4 / -0

last time I checked, their TDS was worsening.

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illiteregetimate 2 points ago +2 / -0

No surprise, unfortunately.

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illiteregetimate 5 points ago +6 / -1

It fell the fuck off from at least 2008/9 through now, basically. But seeing them stand up to China when so many politicians, athletes, celebrities, etc. have caved is a nice little reprieve from cowardice.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fake news. Theyve held strong. Seasons 19-21 were lit. The newest season had some fucking gems like Heather Swanson

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MAGA_100X 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like it when you vote bitch,

Shake dem titties when you vote bitch,

I slam my Jimmy through your mouth roof,

Now get your big ass in the pollin' booth.

I said vote bitch, Or I fuckin' kill you.

edit: clip below.

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herder 51 points ago +51 / -0

There was a Vote Or Die-campaign in 2004: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen_Change

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MaoHatesSparrows 14 points ago +14 / -0

They don't even remember yesterday. The combination of social media and non stop inflammatory news reporting means that the progressives live in a constant state of the present, no past, no future. It's just like 1984.

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Zoomers. Whole generation of new voters that need to be brought up to speed.

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muhqtardtho 3 points ago +6 / -3

How many pedes do you think were alive during 9/11? Posts like these are why I wish this site had downvotes. It's retarded if you're not at least going to go the extra mile and connect that picture to the riots/murders of conservatives.

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PaizuriPelosi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I remember this. I started paying attention to politics at around that time.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 42 points ago +42 / -0

Clip from South Park episode for context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pSh0VAVYn4

Warning, NSFW. Don't play it in the office with your sound turned up.

Spez: here's a link to the lyrics, if you are wondering why.....

https://www.metrolyrics.com/vote-or-die-lyrics-south-park.html

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magastrophysicist 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't play it in the office with your sound turned up.

Lmao that sounds like a very specific request.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, I was just making it clear that it's not an image you can minimize or otherwise prevent someone from seeing.

You probably don't want your kids to hear it, either.

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magastrophysicist 5 points ago +5 / -0

:) lol got it. I just imagined you blasting it in your office and everybody starts staring at you and scowling through their masks.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not a problem for me, I'm retired.

But, I had early warning because I found the lyrics first.

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Stekky75 3 points ago +3 / -0

They don't re-air this episode on comedy central I bet.

Probably doesn't fit with the 9 million Trevor Noah ads that are ALL FUCKING AWFUL. Like, its not even comedy. Do they place so many Noah ads because nobody watches it or because nobody pays comedy central for ads anymore.

Seriously, there has got to be 1/5 of the channels advertising space dedicated to a unfunny South African talking about american politics. I can at least appreciate Jon Stewart and his writing team. I just don't get it.

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morningpancakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

The simulation is working it haha

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Patriot6969 23 points ago +23 / -0

Am i old as fuck or do you guys really not remember puff daddys vote or die back in the early 2000s?

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RiverFenix 7 points ago +8 / -1

It was a mere blip in the past at this point.

As forgettable as the spice girls and newgrounds.com games where you could kill Osama

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RustySheckleford 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb Saddam!

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

I went to the dance, lookin' for romance. I saw Barbara-anne so I THOUGHT I'D TAKE A CHANCE Oh Barbara-anne Oh Take my Handddd...

You got me rockin' and a rollin', Rockin' in the rhythm Barbara-anne BaBA Ba Barbara-anne.

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago +4 / -0

X-Files theme

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JohnTitor 14 points ago +14 / -0

Qing James is a douche and a turd.

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Badwubs [S] 1 point ago +3 / -2

Was a bit young then and a normie, probably got most my news from south park tbh

Always seemed like it was a joke cause as they said (like they do now) " we dont actually mean vote or die"

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TheBusiness 7 points ago +7 / -0

It was a slogan made by P Diddy at the time.

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PP2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

There was a huge VOTE OR DIE campaign by puff daddy. Remember, re-electing Bush was going to destroy the country and terrorize gays and blacks

Hmmm it’s like their tactics haven’t changed

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RecoveringNPC 6 points ago +6 / -0

What is south park going to parody when they come back? Everything is clown world now.

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Histrionic_Answer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Libs are a walking parody.

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sorryforyourfeelingz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mmmmmmkay

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you do not f'in vote, I will shoot you in the eye

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Nikore 5 points ago +9 / -4

South Park, predicting the future since 1997.

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Dirkforthree 27 points ago +27 / -0

They didn’t predict this. It was a current event at the time

https://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-features/p-diddy-in-8216-vote-or-die-8217-campaign-706486/

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RustySheckleford 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, SP doesn't really predict the future, they make fun of the present.

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ADAM_SCHITT 19 points ago +19 / -0

Vote or die was actually made up by P diddy in 2004 and south park just made fun of him for it.

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RandomUzer 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is the thing about south park you think 'no one is that crazy' 'well guess I am wrong on that, they are' There is a lot of those things in there.

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LoadedMonk 6 points ago +6 / -0

They certainly didn't predict Trump getting elected lol. Had to delay the election episode because they were so sure Hilary would win they made the episode beforehand. The entire timeline of the season was leading up to his loss so it really there them off.

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Grant_Strikes_Back 5 points ago +5 / -0

Does anyone feel like fiction just can't keep up with the absurdity that is reality now?

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RummyVonDumDum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Poop Daddy really did have a "Vote or Die" campaign thing with MTV, I think, back around that time. It was so utterly fucking stupid that it stuck in my memory. Definitely seems like South Park satire, for sure...but they were making fun of a real thing.

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JwPATX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wasn’t Vote or Die an actual thing puffy did in 2004?

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fauxtool 4 points ago +4 / -0

south park wasnt making a joke there. P Diddy was saying vote or die back then

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SurrenderFreeman 4 points ago +5 / -1

Is Lebum referencing South Park, or did he unironically do this?

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Badwubs [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Thats the question, but id doubt anyone who is as left as he is would understand humor

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SurrenderFreeman 1 point ago +2 / -1

He's been so "serious" lately it's hard to tell.

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ElKaio 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just for the youngins in case you weren't aware, P Diddy did have a "Vote Or Die" campaign that ran on MTV back in the day, shit was hilarious. It did not go well.

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ComradeDillBelassio 3 points ago +3 / -0

South Park has been calling a lot of this shit out for a while....

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MillionDollarDon2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Typical South Park... 16 years ahead of the curve!

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katsumi27 3 points ago +3 / -0

Predictive programming. It’s all around us.

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The_Kuru 3 points ago +3 / -0

He votes for the party of his ancestors' enslavers. I used to think it was tragic, now I think it's hilarious.

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cosmicwonder 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Id10tech 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was an actual movement pushed by Puff Daddy back when Bush/Cheney were running. MTV propaganda.

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fancyraccoon187 2 points ago +2 / -0

Le'Douchebron Jaimes

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Drud14 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's even the same font...

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Luvfeefee 2 points ago +2 / -0

“..OR DIE.” Letters are gold and purple—Lakers colors—Kobe died. Weird.

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LtPatterson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought I'd seen that before...

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BarnStorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Die then vote

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Badwubs [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

In soviet massachusetts voting is mandatory for the first 10 years of death

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CurtLoaded420 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow

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nuggetheel 2 points ago +2 / -0

well, apparently The Simpsons aren't the only animated cartoon that can predict the future.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

St. Parker and St. Stone... prophets of the kek.

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Loiuzein 2 points ago +2 / -0

I ducking refuse to believe that's real

But I guess travelers gonna travel

History is white supremacy, so why bother learning it

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Comntrinchief 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of the best South Park episodes IMO.

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dykstra89 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol lebron is legit retarded. look at him. sad. nothing going on upstairs.

complete brain dead piece of shit

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SwampSlayer39 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lebron is not this stupid and never seemed like the obnoxious type. They are threatening him with something

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FreeHugs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Voter ID

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fcdru 2 points ago +2 / -0

He truly is one of the most unlikable famous people in a generation. And that's really saying something in this era of famous people.

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