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Two_Scoops__ 17 points ago +17 / -0

ICE reeeeeee

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Red_Hibiscus 4 points ago +4 / -0

And soy.

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Missanthripocenex 9 points ago +9 / -0

While I like good, high brow comedy, I’m still a total sucker for a total broad Banana peel slip gag. I chuckle every time and it never fails. This is just like that.

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LesboPregnancyScare 6 points ago +6 / -0

absolutely every time. They cant resist.

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PewPew_ThaDuK 51 points ago +51 / -0

There best part is Trump never said to vote twice. This is like a twofer !

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MegoThor 13 points ago +13 / -0

TWO SCOOPS

TWO FER

FOUR TERMS

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DivvyDivet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't forever two cokes!

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tsacian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Brilliant!!

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pmurTJdlanoD 48 points ago +48 / -0

Hey NBC tell that to your handlers ya fucking traitors

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deliquo 41 points ago +41 / -0

I'm old enough to remember Obama assuring illegal aliens no one would cross reference their votes to their status.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

RODRIGUEZ: Many of the millennials, Dreamers, undocumented citizens — and I call them citizens because they contribute to this country — are fearful of voting. So if I vote, will immigration know where I live? Will they come for my family and deport us?

OBAMA: Not true. And the reason is, first of all, when you vote, you are a citizen yourself. And there is not a situation where the voting rolls somehow are transferred over and people start investigating, et cetera. The sanctity of the vote is strictly confidential in terms of who you voted for. If you have a family member who maybe is undocumented, then you have an even greater reason to vote.

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MakinBacon 31 points ago +31 / -0

what cha gonna do? check muh id?

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MAGA_mantis 15 points ago +15 / -0

muh id is rayciss

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MegoThor 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Did you hear that, B’rer Schumer? He said don’t check his Ah-Dee!”

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂😂

This brings back memories.

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NoStepeDePepe 20 points ago +20 / -0

Will I get in trouble if I follow the president's advice?

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NoStepeDePepe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sounds like a catch 22... If I vote by mail, and then vote on person, I will have cast my second ballot, despite the appearance that my first was never counted?

I want my vote to count, but don't want to get fucked in the process.

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NoStepeDePepe 1 point ago +5 / -4

I'm not a lawyer, but 'knowingly vote a second time' and 'vote again if they let you' sounds contradictory.

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HuggableBear 21 points ago +22 / -1

It's not "knowingly vote a second time"

It's "vote in person the first time to make sure your vote is counted at all because they told you your mailed vote hasn't been received"

There's a big difference between pretending to be someone else to vote twice and just being sure your single vote counts.

If the system works, then there is no harm and your vote is counted one time.

If the system doesn't work, then we were all right and this proves it.

Either way, you still weren't committing fraud by ensuring that your single vote was counted on election day. You gave them your accurate information both times, it's not your fault if they can't cross-check it properly.

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NoStepeDePepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think that makes sense.

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thekindlyman555 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not just vote in person in the first place?

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is Trump playing the liberals

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeup. Basically vote once, but check twice. ;).

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well said

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kebabdrogo 7 points ago +7 / -0

You can also vote in person if you mail your ballot and it does not reach your election office by Election Day or if your mail-in ballot is rejected for any reason.

If you dont show up on election day, you wont know if your mailed ballot was counted. If it wasnt, theres a chance it never will. Showing up in person guarantees 1 vote being counted, either by having the in-person vote be the one counted, because your mailed ballot is running late or rejected, or by finding out and confirming your mail-in vote was counted.

Showing up in person is the only way to be sure. If they count your mail-in vote AFTER you vote in-person, thats not your fault, thats election fraud by the vote counters for not having safeguards in place to not count votes twice. Which is possible is exactly what the Dems want to do, count Dem votes twice. Trump literally called them out, and they have to either admit that or pretend theres no errors when counting mailed votes.

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TDRefugee1 18 points ago +18 / -0

I don't know how they fall for it every fucking time! He's a next level genius

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FutureFreemason 9 points ago +9 / -0

They don't actually know the rules

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

That goes along with never following them.

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MAGA_mantis 6 points ago +6 / -0

2 can play this game.

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Thingthing22 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's bait. He didn't say that but joked about it (probably if at all). This is going to cause the other side to fraudulently and he's going to fucking prosecute them.

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Grady_Wilson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wonder why Pravda didn't say anything when Bathhouse Barry encouraged illegals to vote?

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Vote twice lets.see if they even count the mail ins. Fuck them, they'll riot either way so Trump should just stay so he can control the responsibility to take them all out

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking mental midgets think "vote often" means voting for the same person more than once, rather than voting in multiple elections.

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America_Good_LA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right?, and they think “levels of voting” means trumps scared of a fair election. Not the brightest bunch!

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atthefeetofmonsters 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahaha. He's not wrong though. Why not test the system...

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Abarth 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do they keep falling for it over and over again

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