Called for a take out order. Asked for Sarah's book. Dry response.

Or leave a review on Yelp and Trip advisor.

Make sure you spell diarrhea correctly.

From an old thread..................

Ring-ring...

Them - Hello, Red Hen. How can I help you?

Me - Hi. Are you taking reservations for carry out meals?

Them - Oh, yes. But were getting great numbers of orders so I'd recommend that you order soon.

Me - Ok. What do you recommend on today's menu...I've heard great things about your food.

Them - We have a roast pork tendieloin with a mushroom and white wine & shallots reduction.

Me - That sound great. Make it two of them, please. Can you recommend a wine to pair with it?

Them - Oh of course. The San Marino Limited Press Pinot Noir is a perfect compliment to that dish. Would you like to add a bottle?

Me - Make it 2 again. What does that come to?

Them - Wonderful! That's $148 before tax. Would you like to add gratuity now? 20% is customary.

Me - Sure. Thank you.

Them - All right then. We have for you (repeats order, tallies bill). What is the credit card information?

...WAIT FOR IT...

Me - The name on the card is "Sarah Sanders..."

"CLICK!"

KEK-A-RAMA!