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RedditIs4Retards 514 points ago +515 / -1

Aka it doesn't exist, or it's actually just that fucking bad

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Light_HIV_Effect 274 points ago +274 / -0

He can't remember it.

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0bama 171 points ago +171 / -0

Do you think they even told him what it was?

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MAGAlikethis 89 points ago +90 / -1

For the answer, please sacrifice one child to Moloch.

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MegoThor 24 points ago +24 / -0

Will one child molester work?

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Moloch 38 points ago +38 / -0

Depends on how hungry I am. As of now, I'll allow it...

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VinlandThistle 14 points ago +14 / -0

If it helps, he's really short.

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VetforTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does the word molester come from the word moloch? Lazy question, ill go without k owing if nobody tells me lol.

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rootGoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somethings never change.

Meaning: however antiquated, brutish, primitive, or outlandish this sounds, there is an analog to it today and there will always be a threat of it (until Jesus returns).

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aye, come quickly Lord Jesus.

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GnosticAwakening 15 points ago +16 / -1

Yes. It's communism. 100% tax rate.

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

110

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Apersonofinterest 14 points ago +14 / -0

Or where it was?

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Shitposter69 27 points ago +27 / -0

50% off leg hair children, uh... Umm about 100 years ago, you know the thing, the record player. C'mon man!

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Reallytiredofthem 14 points ago +14 / -0

How about we do a 100 pushups instead, fat.

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Randomite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Two warning shots in the air. It will go away peacefully. Just like the protests.

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better wrap a chain around his head.

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dumdumexpress 6 points ago +6 / -0

Green Old Scam

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Bax101 4 points ago +4 / -0

Due to the fact he is a puppet.

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Gwoz8881 43 points ago +43 / -0

Vote for the left and the free shit never ends

It ends when they run out of other people’s money

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ronin551 11 points ago +11 / -0

Leftest are like sheep. They will vote for the guy that feeds them even when he plans to slaughter them the next day.

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Behind_Blue_Lines 4 points ago +4 / -0

And then the FED counterfeits more "money".

"All Fiat Currency always returns to its intrinsic value of ZERO." -Voltaire

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 22 points ago +22 / -0

Exactly. He says "everybody should pay a fair share". How are the millions of people who pay no income taxes paying a fair share? Maybe someone should ask him this question.

Our current taxation is unfair and Democrats want to make it even more unfair. The reason there are so many deadbeat moochers in this country is because the Democrats have incentivized it and made it into a lifestyle.

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9x10again 11 points ago +11 / -0

This so much. My BFF was a public aid case worker for almost 40 years. She had people who had never had a job, their job was public aid. Kids told her they hoped she’d be their case worker. I don’t know how she did it, multi-generations of families Of mooches who never considered any other way of life.

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localhost 16 points ago +17 / -1

The movie Elysium wasn't a warning. It was the fantasy of the elite with a shitty hero plot thrown in to get the masses to watch it.

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Behind_Blue_Lines 11 points ago +12 / -1

It is EXACTLY what Bezos is doing in West Texas. He's building a massive subterranean complex in the side of a mountain that's within spitting distance of a personal blue origin launch pad.

MicroNova

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Leonrhodes1993 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had some sweet weapons in it tho I'll give them that .

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OhLollyLollyPop 9 points ago +9 / -0

Some AR owners might not like that.

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Conservativechick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone knows how socialism works...

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Breakfaststout 26 points ago +26 / -0

Implementing the communist manifesto

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BillionsAndBillions 2 points ago +3 / -1

Rights and property are selfish. We must all give them up for equality, or equity, or whatever, just give them up.

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Ben45 32 points ago +32 / -0

I'm leaning towards the it really is that fucking bad. Especially with crazies like Bernie and AOC being the ones making it.

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Sandman441 27 points ago +27 / -0

Oh it exists its calling for taxes to be raised insanely high. That's why he doesn't want to say what it is.

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tom_of_rj_fame 8 points ago +8 / -0

$15 bucks an hour minimum. It is already is that much in the super zips. But it would have the effect of the tax on rural America. Ergo a transfer of wealth from rural America to the super zips.

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-f-b-i- 340 points ago +342 / -2

They'll shoot you? What are you doing? Going for a knife and not listening to the police?

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DarkBerry 100 points ago +100 / -0

You absolute mad lad.

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DeusVultPepe 35 points ago +35 / -0

I am starting to think the same thing.

"If you dont like me, vote for Trump."

Biden is... based?!

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Strategerium 16 points ago +16 / -0

If you are a cranky, weird old man and you are just looking forward to an afternoon nap everyday, but these weirdos keep putting you through botox and make up and pushes you up in front of a camera with a couple of broomsticks and do take after take, you would not want to comply either.

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Psilocybik 11 points ago +11 / -0

Considering he is in the early onset dementia phase, he's definitely someone who will say things he's not supposed to. I feel bad for him, saw my grandpa go through the same thing and it's just sick what his Dem handlers are putting him through.

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queue-anon 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's 100% blackmailed, controlled and forced to run. Why do you think he acts like he doesn't want to be running. Why do you think Trump says "Biden's handlers".

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behemoth887 3 points ago +3 / -0

but obama allegedly told him "you don't have to do this joe. you really don't have to do this"

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queue-anon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Obama doesn't call the shots. Obama is a low level puppet.

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DemonicSoap 31 points ago +31 / -0

DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM! Holy shit I'm laughing so hard, I can't breathe

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Hunterscrackbaby 32 points ago +32 / -0

Get the fentanyl out of your mouth, it'll help.

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Only_Rosie_ODonnell 11 points ago +11 / -0

Resisting his handlers

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Grief 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sounds like a reasonable response.

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Warboss_Squee 85 points ago +85 / -0

He'll wear it so you can't tell his lips are out of sync with his responses.

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PensivePatriot 32 points ago +32 / -0

Ooooooo I hadn't considered this possibility.

Last time they used an iPad to feed hillary answers, now they'll just ADR the dialogue entirely.

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Sumarongi 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yup. Deep fake audio

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anthemstander 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kind of like Mr. Ed

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Shitposter69 10 points ago +10 / -0

When he starts walking off stage they'll have to play "oh sorry guys, I really have to pee! Go to commercial!"

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559throw 6 points ago +6 / -0

If Trump wears a mask it fucking better be the Trump mouth facemasks I've seen so he's always saying "WRONG"

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SilverStarv5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then they’ll just cut off GEOTUS under the guise of stopping “interruptions”

I paid for this microphone mr. Green!

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aconcernedtroll 26 points ago +26 / -0

Is it even Biden? Cue the intro to the twilight zone...

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nobody has mentioned that Epstein was into cloning so I'll throw that out there. Also AJ said China is experimenting by growing humans inside cows. Banned dot video

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tom_of_rj_fame 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dude, I had to listen to this in the car. He was making such a large sucking sound on every inhale, it sounded like Joe was gasping out his last on his deathbed. Not kidding, it sounded super bad, so bad, I'm like Joe must have some respiratory issue.

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winochamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I noticed that too lmao

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HumanSomewhere 3 points ago +3 / -0

this is really difficult for the hearing-impaired. hard to read lips when you can't see their lips.

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featherwinglove 3 points ago +3 / -0

The squeezie bike horn 'cus you ain't blowin' a trombone with that shit on your face, lol!

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Its_Lt_Col_to_you 120 points ago +120 / -0

What the ACTUAL FUCK!!!! His handlers must be the same ones who got Nancy to say we have to pass Obamacare to know what’s in Obamacare!

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yoda 116 points ago +116 / -0

You have to elect me to see what's in it

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GEOTUSMAGA 22 points ago +22 / -0

The reference for younger pedes who may have missed this: Nancy Blow Me Pelosi said this about the Affordable Healthcare Act (which completely FUBARed healthcare for all Americans)

https://youtu.be/9uC4bXmcUvw

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MustBeTrump 43 points ago +44 / -1

Hasn't he just accidentally confirmed that he's not in control and his handlers are?

Imagine Trump saying that he's not allowed to say something because his campaign team won't let him.

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MuadDon 31 points ago +32 / -1

Seems like he's referring to his handlers.

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MuadDon 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's a strategy that works. They wrote a narrative that Trump is incompetent, mentally ill, and, like you say, isn't really in charge. Why? Because now we all show that Biden is all of those things, and people with TDS say, "Well, so is Trump!"

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 24 points ago +24 / -0

He references "they" a LOT.

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DaishoDaisho 25 points ago +25 / -0

Joe and his cronies need to pay THEIR fair share for crashing economies in once great states.

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Shitposter69 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or lighting it on fire. The new way.

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USRifle_Cal30M1 7 points ago +7 / -0

No one is ever able to answer the question, “what is your fair share of my labor?”

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USA1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you think you could stomach taxes better at a flat tax % across all income levels?

Because that's the only true way for fair share...

Either way taxes are theft, agreed. Just curious.

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anikom15 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it’s less than I pay now, which it probably would be, since I’m on the subsidizing end of the brackets.

I’m pretty sure a minority of working citizens subsidize a majority of working citizens and the entirety of unemployed losers, but it would be even more fucked up if a majority of working citizens are subsidizing a minority of working citizens and unemployed losers.

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closet_conservative 59 points ago +59 / -0

Imagine voting for someone that refuses to tell you what they're going to make you do or pay.

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OhLollyLollyPop 21 points ago +21 / -0

He screwed up... Trump won't let this go.

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HyperCarbs 53 points ago +54 / -1

Was CVS out of his meth prescription today?

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DarkBerry 23 points ago +23 / -0

He gets it from behind CVS.

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PensivePatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

He gets it from behind

Only when Big Mike is in town..

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Strategerium 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunter went to a strip joint in a different state.

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Zaszz345 39 points ago +39 / -0

He also repeated the fine people hoax lie.... IN A CHURCH. Dude is a pure fucking scumbag.

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tom_of_rj_fame 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, that was disgusting. Oh, BTW that whopper lie is WHY JOE IS RUNNING, Joe says so himself. So Joe, you're entire motivation even REASON to run is based on a LIE. Eric or Don jr. should jump on that nugget. Disabuse poor old Joe.

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TrumpBringsLight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Demented. And Disgusting.

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ChuckedBeef 33 points ago +33 / -0

Three Trillion Dollar tax hike, get ready for 75% income tax under China Joe.

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Sumarongi 12 points ago +12 / -0

You ain’t black

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tom_of_rj_fame 8 points ago +8 / -0

You ain't black is you can't take one olde Joe's shooting jokes. Back in chains! Man!

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DickIsTheNewPussy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come on man !

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Oskar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Topical and sensitive. Who says Joe can't still read a room?

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Lol_Garrus 30 points ago +30 / -0

Do we have to pass it to see what's in it?

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CovefefeREEEE 30 points ago +30 / -0

The last guy who ran for president, promising to raise your taxes? Walter Mondale.

How many states voted against him? 49.

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DarkBerry 28 points ago +28 / -0

What in the actual fuck?

This fucking commie fuck thinks he is going to take my money, you have another fucking thing coming bud. I can make more than enough to live on the gibs.

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Supremedesmond11 27 points ago +27 / -0

Or the deep state boardroom will literally kill him if he exposes that they are introducing socialism

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BishopofBlackpool 24 points ago +24 / -0

The audience can't even be bothered to look at him.

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OhLollyLollyPop 17 points ago +17 / -0

No outside pics of adoring supporters lining the streets. Did he even walk around and look at the damage, or was he just visiting a criminal and his racist father?

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UndercoverSpez 8 points ago +8 / -0

City was just burned down by leftist. How many Biden supporters are even living in that town anymore?

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malarky 21 points ago +21 / -0

What the fuck. His brain is gone. If Trump had said that this would be a week's worth of CNN soundbites.

Should everybody also contribute their fair share of the workload too?

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Sumarongi 7 points ago +7 / -0

And then kill you or put you in a labor camp and work you to death

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BitcoinTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

you mean like how they shot JFK?

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DankoJones84 14 points ago +14 / -0

Elect me first, then I'll let you know how bad I plan to screw you.

I'm so sick of hearing "everyone should pay their fair share" as if we don't fork over more than enough already.

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WalkFastGoHome 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seems like all that foreign aid should stop since they ought to be paying their fair share then.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 14 points ago +14 / -0

How much longer until he ends up naked on a sidewalk in San Diego jackin' it ?

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Captain_MAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

"You have to vote me in to know the tax plan."

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 12 points ago +12 / -0

He fucking means it! They will shoot him!

They are probably planning on having him assassinated anyway!

They took out MLK in 1968. I jokingly said they would have to sacrifice Jesse Jackson this year.

Pedo Joe will get the bullet and a "Pizzgate Conspirator" will be Oswalded.

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Golden_Eagle1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh my... you might be on to something.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are political similarities between 1968 and 2020.

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Whahappened 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a dingus

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No_cucks 11 points ago +11 / -0

That fucking bad, huh?

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DemsH8America 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look how fucken old and pale this fucktard looks... fuck Joe Hidin’ and all his shit supporters. Scum that support this moron are complete dumbfucks!

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GeorgeFentanylFloyd2 11 points ago +11 / -0

He's saying it's so bad he'll get assassinated.

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M_DMA 10 points ago +10 / -0

God bless Honest Joe, whether it's the dementia that caused it or not.

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Blackeye 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude is such an idiot

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newlyfoundpatriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

LMAOOO

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XcaliburCaliber 10 points ago +10 / -0

When government wants to take your guns it is because they want to do something that....Hiden Biden has the answer!

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DefendTheInnocent 9 points ago +9 / -0

I remember when we predicted that the Trump campaign commercials would just be playing back Democrat speeches.

Nobody believed us.

That statement was even fact-checked.

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Bro_Biden 9 points ago +9 / -0

Send in a swat team to snatch him this is clearly a cry for help he's a hostage.

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ShambolicPaul 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm not gonna punish anybody, but everybody has to pay their fair share.

So everybodies gonna pay more then.

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NoatakTheWiser 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Fair share" funny how career politicians use this talking point while at the same time being people that got bribes and backdoor deals that got them their net worth. Lmao as if they care what is "Fair," as they cheat to get by.

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Erikabodereka 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lord have mercy.

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Ampersand2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

His tax plan is as follows:

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Pats5x 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look fat, c'mon, look, do I look like, ya know, a guy, who, who, who's gonna raise taxes?

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Aluminoti 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's his idea of a rational thing to say during protests and riots over shootings. Once again no one else is a bigger victim in these times than poor old Joe and Nancy while they are out there working so hard. Their fucking idea of themselves is disgusting.

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TennesseePride 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're not getting screwed, you're just being told to pay your fair share! Stop being selfish, peasant!

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MaoHatesSparrows 6 points ago +6 / -0

Step 1: take all the money.

Step 2: 1000 years Gulag.

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Sumarongi 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s never been tried!

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Ithrowawaay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Perhaps the poorest choice of words possible.

What a degenerate.

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Thehumancentipede 5 points ago +5 / -0

I cannot believe that it’s even a possibility this guy will be president. He is ALREADY ineffective and horrible. Whoever he puts in his cabinet will be in charge of THE DIRECTION OF THIS COUNTRY. THINK ABOUT THAT. think about the commies who will get infinite power.

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stonepony 5 points ago +5 / -0

He has no clue what "his" anti American pro China tax plan entails.

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tonightm16 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well as we have seen with the COVID-1984 lockdowns there are so many people out there that have no clue where the money comes from. The money that runs a country. A half a year lockdown is seen by many as a nice holiday away from it all.

They will never see the big gaping hole in government budgets. From lost tax revenue.