I mean technically maybe he could trigger the San Andreas fault, and right after that is done, send in a category 5 hurricane, and maybe it wipes out enough of the snowflakes that the company can't rebuild.
Exactly. Just about the only way it could actually work is to give a command to delete all of the data and MILSPEC wipe it from the drives. Even that probably will fail because
I almost guarantee no one person has permissions to do that
if they’re even halfway competent, there’s offline backups that can just restore everything back to normal
Only something like “the DOJ has ordered Alphabet to be broken up under anti-trust laws. Their (and Google’s) board will personally report to Guantanamo and have all assets frozen if they do not cooperate” would make them listen
Android Phones
Gmail
Google Search
Google Maps
Google Satellites
Google Docs Suite
Google Drive
Youtube
Google Cloud Storage
Google Calendar
Zoom plugin for Google
Chrome Browser
Google Apps Scripts Suite
Google Data Studio
That's just a list of all the Google shit and services we have to use just for work... and I'm sure I'm missing some l, like their physical infastructure that supports it all.
The amount that gets spent on Google Shopping and Ad Words is NUTS. My old employer had like 11 people being paid near minimum wage but was spending 50k a month on google ads!
I want to believe dammit..... God is supposed to be the 'cloud'... maybe the plague of locusts can be some stealthy computer virus which stays dormant in all the servers and all the backups until it is activated and all the data turns back into dust.
I mean technically maybe he could trigger the San Andreas fault, and right after that is done, send in a category 5 hurricane, and maybe it wipes out enough of the snowflakes that the company can't rebuild.
Exactly. Just about the only way it could actually work is to give a command to delete all of the data and MILSPEC wipe it from the drives. Even that probably will fail because
I almost guarantee no one person has permissions to do that
if they’re even halfway competent, there’s offline backups that can just restore everything back to normal
Only something like “the DOJ has ordered Alphabet to be broken up under anti-trust laws. Their (and Google’s) board will personally report to Guantanamo and have all assets frozen if they do not cooperate” would make them listen
Most of "the company" that matters is algorithms in the cloud.
They own soooo much shit.
Android Phones Gmail Google Search Google Maps Google Satellites Google Docs Suite Google Drive Youtube Google Cloud Storage Google Calendar Zoom plugin for Google Chrome Browser Google Apps Scripts Suite Google Data Studio
That's just a list of all the Google shit and services we have to use just for work... and I'm sure I'm missing some l, like their physical infastructure that supports it all.
The amount that gets spent on Google Shopping and Ad Words is NUTS. My old employer had like 11 people being paid near minimum wage but was spending 50k a month on google ads!
What business directory system do they own?
Beside its largest subsidiary, Google, Alphabet Inc. has several other subsidiaries in several other industries, among others:[21][22][23]
Subsidiary Business
Calico Human health (by overcoming aging)
CapitalG Private equity for growth stage technology companies
DeepMind Artificial intelligence
Google Internet services
Google Fiber Internet access: via fiber
GV Venture capital for technology companies
Jigsaw Technology incubator
Loon Internet access: via high-altitude balloons
Sidewalk Labs Urban innovation: infrastructure through technological solutions
Verily Human Health
X research and development for "moonshot" technologies
Waymo autonomous driving
Wing drone-based delivery of freight
right on.
I want to believe dammit..... God is supposed to be the 'cloud'... maybe the plague of locusts can be some stealthy computer virus which stays dormant in all the servers and all the backups until it is activated and all the data turns back into dust.
A VIEW TO A KILL