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TH750 194 points ago +195 / -1

Or, you know, open the fucking country

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Sumarongi 124 points ago +124 / -0

We don’t need a fucking spending bill to do it. Just open the damn thing already:

The spending bills just makes it worse, and funnels money to BLM

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godaddy42 32 points ago +32 / -0

OH NOT AGAIN. KEEP THE RIOTERS GOING.SEND THE BILL TO THE dnc

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Peashout 24 points ago +24 / -0

No, no, no, you see BLM sends the DNC money.

Half of all their donations.

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NormaJeanRocks 11 points ago +11 / -0

Half? Lol...look again

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riverc 8 points ago +8 / -0

absolutely all, except what goes to paying bail for rioters

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Leatherwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have noticed that certain merchandise on Amazon is significantly more expensive since the plandemic. Example: I pull up order history for something I paid $29.99 multiple times in the past and as recently as earlier this year, and now find it is $39.99. In addition, my 2-day Prime delivery has turned into 7-14 days. We are being fleeced by wealthy robber barons.

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Likely right. Kerp the bankrupt states bankrupt. Either they open or perish. Either wayndemocrats.cant run anything anymore. Like letting gthe nazis back in. Gon wlrk in coffee shops

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Toughsky_Shitsky 16 points ago +19 / -3

But printing money is easier and let's the gibs crowd sit around doing nothing.

Don't worry, someone else will pay for it later .....

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ProphetOfKek 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah and we won’t ever be done paying for it.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +4 / -3

Actually when thisnisnover we won't be paying it back at all. Our debt is being bought back by the fed reserve. 9 trillion. Hence the ability tonforgive federal taxes this year. They have the money , when trumpnput the fed inside the u.s. treasury in April, he became the chairman.

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godaddy42 11 points ago +11 / -0

FUCK THE OLD WITCH.

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Captinhowdy45 7 points ago +7 / -0

That would be abuse of a corpse.

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_-Th0r-_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pelosi must have caved on holding out opening beauty salons 😂

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catvideos3 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's not a bill to find gubbermint gibbs.... it's a bill to appropriate funds to run the government for another year.

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SnowflakeJuice 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is a continuous resolution, not a stimulus bill

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WestPalm 10 points ago +20 / -10

I sent mine back to the Treasury.

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The_kool_mom 41 points ago +41 / -0

Should've donated it to Trump's campaign!

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SnowflakeJuice 42 points ago +42 / -0

Plenty of good causes out there to donate money to, the Treasury is not one of them

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1776-or-1984 15 points ago +15 / -0

I spent some on Trump and a better PC to fuel the meme cannons

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Hunterscrackbaby 23 points ago +23 / -0

I bought guns and ammo and then lost it all in a tragic boating accident

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amilbarge00 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m sorry for your loss.

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Rainman 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bought boat load of ammo

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh nooooo, that sucks.

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WestPalm 5 points ago +6 / -1

Look, fat, bad optics doing that.

I have donated more than I wish to admit to Trump's campaign. It's a small price to pay for the future of our Republic.

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Miasmo 4 points ago +4 / -0

There should be some sort of option for those of us who are going to get another payment, but don't want it, to have it automatically go to Trump's campaign instead.

I'd sign up.

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why? It was your money. You just got a bigger tax return this year. That money didn't come out of the general fund.

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SnowflakeJuice 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just got my gun permit in my commie state. The stimulus money will come in handy when purchasing items for self defense, something that was previously paid for by my tax dollars until the local government abdicated their responsibility

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amilbarge00 1 point ago +1 / -0

Inventory is depleted in my area. Luckily, I already have some things. Best of luck to you.

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ColoradoTrumper45 1 point ago +1 / -0

You'll likely have to order ammo online. It will be expensive. Practice dry firing, it doesn't take bullets.

Ammoseek.com let's you cross search multiple sites.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 58 points ago +58 / -0

Yea....I would prefer if we kept certain areas closed forever. Anything Pelosi does is in bad faith.

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godaddy42 15 points ago +16 / -1

THE WICKED BITCH FROM THE WEST. MAY SHE HAVE A NICE SLOW DEATH.

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SnowflakeJuice 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is just a continuous resolution bill, no agreement on any stimulus package

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kag-2020- 5 points ago +5 / -0

The logic is they are trying to destroy the country and printing money will ignite the economy. We stuff their pockets and the American lives they're trying to destroy get to carryon. Until the Communists are kicked out of helicopters, we need to keep the people they are holding hostage fed.

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Notablitheringidiot 55 points ago +56 / -1

Could governments please stop stealing our money?

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kag-2020- 21 points ago +21 / -0

Repeal 1913.

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IAbsolutelyDare 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's not stealing if they give a tiny bit of it back. [Taps head.]

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pedefromohio 12 points ago +12 / -0

You forgot the part where they take it back again.

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Captain-D 3 points ago +3 / -0

🧐

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trumpORbust 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just a kickback redistribution

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TacticalWitdotcom 44 points ago +44 / -0

THIS IS NOT the stimulus bill. This is federal government funding, in other words, THEIR paychecks.

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1776-or-1984 11 points ago +11 / -0

What do you mean?

Theres no way gov officials are forgoing getting paid by us

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ProphetOfKek 11 points ago +11 / -0

Funny how that always seems to be the case.

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Leatherwood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time we trimmed the deadwood. "Sorry commie traitors, we had to downsize your job for the good of the country."

Let them see how it feels when their good job disappears and is replaced with despair and a couple hundred bucks a week in unemployment.

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AIDS1255 18 points ago +18 / -0

Cut half of all government jobs, especially the high paying ones that are held by lifelong bureaucrats

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LIBS_are_LOSERS 4 points ago +4 / -0

It all goes to Bezos. From these morons that complain about how much money he has everyday.

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FaRmErX2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

ive turned every penny of stimulus into silver

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commodore_1571 2 points ago +4 / -2

We'll just print money to devalue our retirement. We're fucking everyone with this shit.

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Robbybobbyrobbob 2 points ago +2 / -0

While I can agree from a fiscal conservative standpoint -- we have far more to lose right now if Trump doesn't win. From higher taxes, to squelched growth.

The only reason this pandemic caused, widespread unemployment hasn't crippled Trump IMO, is the stimulus checks and the inevitable Democrat / ANTIFA / BLM -- Communist/Terrorist over step. Most people I know (regardless of their working situation, laid off, fired, etc) have actually claimed about "how much more money they have these days".

Whether that's from not going out to bars/restaurants, getting enhanced unemployment benefits, stimulus, etc doesn't really matter, it's their underlying thought process that they are 'doing good'.

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Leatherwood 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are just one election away from eternal debt servitude for ourselves and our children or prosperity on a scale that we have never imagined. We MUST win this election.

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Mr_Beanths 31 points ago +32 / -1

Does it include full hairdresser access for liberals?

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Littlemaidofnh 16 points ago +16 / -0

What did the dems get?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 19 points ago +21 / -2

Everything they wanted ... as is tradition in federal spending bills.

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booga 16 points ago +16 / -0

I don't think people read the article. This is to keep the government open and nothing to do with the stimulus money, at least that's what I got from reading the article. If they don't come to agreement the government shuts down on September 30th.

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Raindrops1984 11 points ago +12 / -1

They’ll get the same amount of stuff accomplished if it closes. Close the damn thing and let Trump operate via executive orders, just like 0bama.

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ProphetOfKek 9 points ago +9 / -0

I concur. Time to cut a ton of pork.

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Seenev 1 point ago +2 / -1

Shut it down

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CmonGubMintGibMe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Or how about we go back to normal life....i don't think anybody fears this anymore... the people who say they do are saying it for political reasons.

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Histrionic_Answer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Who wants an agreement with the Devil of the House?

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hmflagler2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Quick Nancy needs to change the headlines

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trumpORbust 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup -- this is it, and maybe a chance to Biden Mumble something proposing profound

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Leatherwood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too late for Nancy. It would be glorious to not just paint the House and Senate red but to fire Pelosi and Schumer from CONgress.

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OG_MAGA4LIFE 6 points ago +11 / -5

Trump bucks at it again

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Thehumancentipede 10 points ago +10 / -0

What’s that mean

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OG_MAGA4LIFE -1 points ago +1 / -2

It means we about to get some gun money

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Jamescomeyfoundation 6 points ago +6 / -0

then 4 weeks from now still trying to pass it

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preludelinux 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then 4 weeks later to read all the fine print ...

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Pats5x 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great, mnuckhin probably bent over for pelosi

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McFatty7 4 points ago +5 / -1

Be extra careful to read the so-called Continuing Resolution.

Make sure there's no Blue State bailout money in there

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rentfREEEE_since2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

Government shutdown? Christ. That might actually be THE BEST thing to happen right now. You mean the fucking politicians and bureaucracies won’t be able to busy body themselves with corona virus restrictions? Sounds good to me!

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Food4thought 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well... what is it? Let's stop ramming this shit through at the last minute. It's our money.

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VetforTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Open the fucking country and collect and arrest the conspirators who are trying to overthrow our country. OPEN

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 3 points ago +3 / -0

Defund NYC and Portland

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NuclearDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody here read past the headline. This is regarding the federal budget, not coronavirus relief.

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Magister_Caeli 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah lol thats the shit that redpilled me in the first place and its sad to see retards here doing the same shit

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Magus_Strife 3 points ago +3 / -0

The government funding package should be; The government goes away. You open your business, go back to work, and fund yourself.

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Marble68 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pelosi screwed any leverage against the GOP to get mail in voting.

They seriously F'd up.

Lord we need a filibuster proof Senate and the house.

School choice and voter ID please.

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Berzerker_king 2 points ago +2 / -0

actually it would probably help to lift the lockdown, if govt. workers stop getting their pay. So long as govt. employees are getting their salaries, the lockdown seems lucrative to them.

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sw0le_patr0l 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone tell Pelosi to start Mnunchin on deez nuts

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Captain-D 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m sick of funding the plandemic 💁🏻‍♀️

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InterloperKO 2 points ago +2 / -0

The government funds NOTHING. The citizens fund EVERYTHING. Open the country back up

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Captain-D 2 points ago +2 / -0

We’ve now taught an entire generation who’s biggest flaw is their sense of entitlement and lack of work ethic to expect free handouts from the government to not work, as a matter of normal life.

Surely this won’t backfire.

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't agree with anything if Pelosi is involved! This isn't how this works.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fuck they do. Open this motherfucker up already.

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NormaJeanRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't believe a word this lying bitch says anyway, changes in 10 minutes. Stupid report to even report

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RonBohr 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's going to be playing nice for a little while after getting her ass handed to her over the haircut.

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Hereforagoodtime 1 point ago +1 / -0

Force Pelosi to open her district as part of the agreement... Stupid bitch deserves to be kicked out of Congress.

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_deleted_ 0 points ago +1 / -1

Pelosi wants to fund Americans, why won't Trump?!

-CNN

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FullAutoFlintlock -1 points ago +1 / -2

Burn it to the ground piglet