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Sansa_Belt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Unfortunately, from this point on, the results cannot be trusted. Some moonbat Libtard waltzes in and cleans out all of the Biden cookies every day, and the tally is skewed to inconsequence. Likewise in the other direction.

All that said, the winner is the bakery, so congratulations to them and their marketing.

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BeerAndCope 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s $4 per cookie. That seems to keep the poll honest. You’ve got to really be motivated to vote from someone to pay $4 for a cookie with their name on it. You’d have to be insane to blow $8,000 on cookies just to have Biden win a cookie poll at a small town bakery.

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Sansa_Belt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, frankly my comment was intended to be a bit tongue-in-cheek, I knew that the cookies were selling for $4, a steep price in bulk. That said, insane... deranged... not too much difference there if you ask me. There are certainly many trust fund snowflakes out there who would consider it the victory of their small lives to give Gropey Joe a V over The Donald, then tell their similarly situated friends of this great fete. Worth every penny of that month's allowance.

And again, good for that bakery, I applaud the creative marketing acumen of the competition's founder.

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Trump4a3rdTerm [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Love that there are people who love President Trump so much they're willing to shell out dough for some cookies.

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Rerun1Central 6 points ago +7 / -1

i want those trump cookies

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isitpedanticenough 5 points ago +5 / -0

My dad, who happens to hail from there, also happens to be there visiting at the moment. I just sent him a request for a dozen.

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BeerAndCope 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s $4 per cookie.

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isitpedanticenough 2 points ago +2 / -0

The 50 bucks will be more than worth it.

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Rerun1Central 0 points ago +1 / -1

$48/ dozen works for me. Bling

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Rainman 6 points ago +6 / -0

I AM SO HOPING AND PRAYING THAT TRUMP CAN DOMINATE THIS ELECTION!!!

CAN HE PLEASE WIN THE POPULAR VOTE, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

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Rerun1Central 1 point ago +2 / -1

Vote and pray and volunteer to work at polls.

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60Romeo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everything is different this year. Vote Trump and bring 4 people with you. Vote in person.

The only way we can prevent the mail in voting scam is by winning so decisively that it's impossible to sway. This is serious. Go fucking vote and then drink a beer.

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BeerAndCope 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s going to happen. Every person that is voting Trump, even the ones that don’t even like him that much, would walk over hot coals to vote for him. They weren’t able to cheat their way into overturning any of Trump’s states in 2016, and I firmly believe his numbers will be bigger this year. On top of that, there were millions of people that were pumped to vote for Hillary in 2016, nobody is pumped about Biden. His turnout will be only hardcore democrats and TDS voters.

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TrumpMagaNoBama 3 points ago +3 / -0

So do the "Trump" cookies have orange frosting? YUMMM!!