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PewPew_ThaDuK 867 points ago +869 / -2

Remember, Trump wanted drug tests before the debate? It's almost like he knows things and doesn't just talk shit lol

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El_Magarino 211 points ago +211 / -0

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 223 points ago +224 / -1

Fool me twice won't be, you know, the thing.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 65 points ago +66 / -1

No one needs two fools!

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zabbers 54 points ago +56 / -2

"Hi I'm Joe Biden's husband, Joe Biden."

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donaldismydad 53 points ago +53 / -0

"my name's joe biden, i'm a democratic candidate for the united states senate, look me over, if you like what you see, help out, if not vote for the other biden..." actual verbatim joepedo quote at the podium in south carolina!

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lixa 14 points ago +14 / -0

I couldn’t believe when I heard that. The only thing missing was look me over, take a few sniffs and...

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Sirbigusdickus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bust on me Fat

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Patrick_Tomlinson 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’m Joe Biden, and I rape children!

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ZincOS 1 point ago +1 / -0

nor 3

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dumdumexpress 23 points ago +23 / -0

We used to put our razors in a rain barrel to get 'em rusty!

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Thearchduke 15 points ago +15 / -0

We used to put our razors in a rain barrel to get 'em rusty!

We used to put our razors in a rain barrel to get 'em rusty!-Joe Biden

Saved you from plagiarism. Joe will not have plagiarism associated with his name!

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DaveInAshville 7 points ago +7 / -0

We used to put our razors in a rain barrel to get 'em rusty!-Joe Biden

-- Michael Scott

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

-Albert Einstein

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TimTruckdashian 8 points ago +8 / -0

I was friends with cornpop. It totally didn't go the way Biden says.

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lococholo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was cornpop a bad dude?

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ZincOS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry to say, he wasn't. He just sold popcorn. Not good popcorn either. Really bad popcorn. Thats what Biden meant when he said "Cornpop is a bad dude".

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July_1776 22 points ago +23 / -1

“A fooled man can’t get fooled again.”

-Brother of Jeb!

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G_regulator 12 points ago +12 / -0

Listen fat,

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MaximumMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek

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GeorgeOhwell 32 points ago +32 / -0

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice,...I can’t get fooled again.

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meals23 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fun story, W said it this way because he was already halfway through the statement when he realized if he said the words "shame on me" that was going to be on every single attack ad the Dems would run against him forever so then he switched it up and it ended up even worse lmao

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ZincOS 1 point ago +1 / -0

WRONG!

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NeverSniffedChildren 13 points ago +13 / -0

Get up stand up

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Flipbarryfromreddit 55 points ago +58 / -3

Look at his hand here in better quality. https://thedonald.win/p/HESSu7hg/biden-speech-monday-showing-iv-m/c/ You CLEARLY see it’s cut open from an IV due to bruising and or a pinched nerve as u/Iambugs just told me lmao at the butthurt shill downvoting everyone 😂 4 more years go cry some more cuck!

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tombombadil 27 points ago +27 / -0

You don’t get “cut open” or a “pinched nerve” from an IV, but bruising is common. It also doesn’t necessarily indicate being “on drugs,” but does mean that you were in the hospital.

My guess is the most obvious: he had mini strokes. That is the only reason they would randomly be saying that Trump had them last year.

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OGpsywar 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think you're on it.

A feed-line seems to indicate the need for a protracted infusion of some volume, even if it's 'just' glucose.

At the Potus-candidate levels of medical care, simple doses of medicines could be applied straight thru unpunctured skin by Star Trekkier means like electrophoresis. And tend to be.

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MedPede 8 points ago +9 / -1

My guess is the most obvious: he had mini strokes.

If someone had or is having a stroke, you want two large bore IVs - an 18 or at least a 20 gauge and in the forearm or antecubital - because you might need to do TPA and you can't place any IVs after you've started giving TPA because a patient could easily bleed out.

Although we initially do a CT without contrast (preferably within 10 minutes of arrival of the code neuro) we will do a CT with contrast to make sure the patient doesn't have a stroke caused by a clot or by bleeding. For this we will want a better IV than one in the hand.

An IV in the hand is OK for slower infusions of fluid, blood tests and some medicines. What a hand IV (if that's what caused the bruising) tells me is that the veins in Joe's arms aren't very good. I don't think it's indicative of anything major. If there were something bigger like a stroke, they would have done an ultrasound IV further up the arm, or an EJ (he has no bruising on the neck) or a PICC/central line.

The amount of bruising on the hand suggest Joe is not on a blood "thinner" like Coumadin, Xarelto, or Elequis, which he would likely be on if he recently suffered an ischemic (clot) stroke. If Joe recently had a hemorrhagic (bleeding) stroke than he wouldn't be on a blood "thinner" (anti-coagulant).

Something's definitely off with Joe's speech. Whether it qualifies as one of the two types of aphasia commonly caused by stroke such as Broca's aphasia or Wernicke's aphasia is outside my scope of practice. Maybe a Pede who is a speech pathologist could give us a better insight into what might be going on with Joe.

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ZincOS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quite true. This way they can say Biden is as mentally well as trump.

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G_regulator 18 points ago +18 / -0

The bruseing is caused when the cannular needle scrapes under the skin before it hits the vein.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you!!! Wow! Biden really is on drugs!

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G_regulator 17 points ago +17 / -0

He could just be getting vitamin infusions, they will give you a tonnes of energy for a few hours, but more than likely it's amphetamines, or even provigil or paragon both are military pilot drugs. He needs it injected because he's on massive doses that aren't practical for pills and powders I would say. I'm not a doctor of course.

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VeryRarePepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol

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MehNahMehNah 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd suspect bruising is easy for that old man if (and likely) he's on blood thinners. Especially if since he's had (a) stroke(s). He's being coddled for a reason and the debates are likely going to put him over the edge. Somewhere in some back room at the DNC they are coming up with a Plan B.. or C.

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ZincOS 3 points ago +3 / -0

What happens if Biden collapses on stage? Delete scene?

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mrspaulrevere 1 point ago +1 / -0

I read that his handlers are considering having him kneel at the first debate in support of BLM. Maybe he'll kneel and say he's refusing to debate until "social justice" etc. Then walk off.

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Meme_Too 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can I use that?

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El_Magarino 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't believe Abraham Lincoln would mind.

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ZincOS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I did.

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DebbieinDallas 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think Abe Lincoln and Maverick both said that :)

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AslanFan 7 points ago +7 / -0

P.T. Barnum

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augustinius 6 points ago +6 / -0

BOB MARLEY

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Test_user21 9 points ago +10 / -1

"Don't believe everything you read on the innernet"

  • Samuel Clemens
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SJWsHateUs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hehehe

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AslanFan 1 point ago +4 / -3

Mention of Bob Marley always makes me hope they are surrounded by people who love them. Bob Marley died from a melanoma between his big and second toes. Never even knew it was there. Be the kind of person who has someone who rubs your feet regularly!

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FUCKTHEDNC 12 points ago +12 / -0

No. Bob Marley KNEW he had cancer. He had pain on his foot and went to doc.

He was Rasta. They do not believe In surgery.

Steve Jobs same deal.

Assholes fought to the end. Brilliant people.... stubborn assholes.

I’m a stubborn asshole too.... brilliant?

Sometimes.

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Alpha-As-Fuck 32 points ago +32 / -0

Being the president he'd get briefed on shit we wouldn't even dream of when behind closed doors. He's always going to be five step ahead.

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wethepepe 18 points ago +18 / -0

I like to trigger lefties by telling them “all the spying power Obama utilised “legally” Trump is now using against his political opponents”

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is very true and something the left doesn't understand. He's way above a top secret clearance, he has the ultimate clearance, so the Prez knows stuff the normies can't even dream of.

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Shitposter69 12 points ago +12 / -0

Quite frankly, it might be the highest. Very good ratings.

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BestTimeToBAlive 19 points ago +19 / -0

He asks lots of questions. Then you see him ponder shit. He's a sponge, he sucks up info then he uses it to his advantage at the perfect time.

Something we can all learn from & use in our lives & careers.

Also Trump never tweets random shit without already knowing the answer.

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1080pleb 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Gotta do something about...the perverts. Too many incidents."

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 13 points ago +13 / -0

"The politicans and the news media probably all know, though."

Yes they do. They all do.

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snuggs316 93 points ago +93 / -0

wonder what type of cocktail they've got joe on? his hands have been punctured, a lot. i saw a close up vid, 2-3 bruises each hand. either he's getting some serious iv meds, or he's got a shitty phlebotomist.

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Woodinleg 93 points ago +93 / -0

Phlebotomists won't draw from hands, the veins are too small. Also meds that are given frequent are usually given via PICC or midline. Looks like purpura maybe from blood thinners like Coumadin. That would explain the blow out he had in his eye a while back.

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veritasvincit 33 points ago +33 / -0

Maybe he's on blood thinners to prevent clots forming from another aneurysm.

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Viewer01 8 points ago +9 / -1

They dose blood thinners iv and daily?

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veritasvincit 32 points ago +32 / -0

Beats me, I've never tried to hold a geriatric loser back from the precipice of death before...

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WhoMurderedSethRich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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GBA4ever 13 points ago +13 / -0

People on blood thinners have lots of bruises like that. Not necessarily from IV, just from meds.

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throwaway5a6d22e 10 points ago +10 / -0

Accurate. I’m on brilinta and aspirin, I get bruises all over my legs and torso and knees.

They don’t look like this though, they’re always yellow and brown and a light purple and very subcutaneous — down a layer in my skin. They’re never up at the surface like this and they don’t look like broken skin.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +4 / -2

It's adrenachrome withdrawals, people.

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commies0ride0free 11 points ago +11 / -0

From what I know, no to the IV, yes to the daily. Had an acquaintance who had a stroke, pretty sure she’ll be taking Coumadin for the rest of her life

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AslanFan 17 points ago +17 / -0

^^Good stuff here.

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Woodinleg 5 points ago +5 / -0

Plus all that Heparin with dialysis. Causes a hell of a bruise.

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Woodinleg 3 points ago +3 / -0

The heparin is to keep the access and dialyser from clotting off. It's short acting but you probably had a few times where your fistula would bleed after your treatment for a long time. They do ptt's to adjust but we often adjusted the heparin back in the reuse days to get more treatments from a dialyser.

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Woodinleg 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats on getting off the treatments BTW.

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago +1 / -0

We haven't seen Joe Hiden's arms above the wrist, have we? Where's that shot of him on the bicycle again, no helmet?

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KangarooCommie 15 points ago +15 / -0

Phlebotomists definitely DO draw from the hands.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Everybody draws from the hands. How else would you hold a pencil?

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Test_user21 2 points ago +4 / -2

They are trained to get a vein rating and use the highest rated, ie, easiest to draw from, vein- that's never ever gonna be one in the hand.

Drugs are administered through the veins in the hand, tho

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Gilliais 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve had routine blood draws from hand, several times when they couldn’t get a vein in the elbow.

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australian 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought you meant Immortan for a second

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border_humper 6 points ago +6 / -0

With his hair wispy long and that mask on, he is Immortan Joe.

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PensivePatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

WITLESS ME

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australian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gold

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

That actually is Joe. Admittingly, a little makeup used to make his skin tighter, but that's O'Biden.

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

No chance. Immortan Joe was a bad ass. Biden is just a frail old corpse.

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Johneboy46464 10 points ago +10 / -0

Probably hydroxy

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Johneboy46464 4 points ago +4 / -0

@smokeyscottishpede for coming up with the joke before me.

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Click 13 points ago +15 / -2

He knows so much that he's not allowed to say publicly or knows he shouldn't say for various reasons. But President Trump always hints at a lot of things. You just need to listen carefully then look for clues and evidence yourself.

Here is the video of Joe Hiden's injection mark...

https://thedonald.win/p/HESStqr9/what-are-they-injecting-into-joe/c/

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Flipbarryfromreddit 12 points ago +12 / -0

LET’S HAVE A DRUG TEST DONE!!!!! WHY IS JOE REFUSING???????

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iouybiy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sometimes the time machine theories make sense, lol

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CROMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nikola Tesla’s secrets know no bounds.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

A time traveler knows everything. Pikachuface.bmp

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NYC_4_Trump 140 points ago +140 / -0

It’s the only thing that explains RBG being alive.

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augustinius 43 points ago +43 / -0

maybe even LSD microdosing. keeps the creative juices flowing.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 6 points ago +7 / -1

I wanted to try that or shrooms microdosing. Any experience?

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SoYuge 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lion's Mane Mushroom you can buy as a supplement and has been found in rats to repair brain damage and help prevent alzheimer's. Fungi are amazing. I swear I feel sharper since getting it.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://youtu.be/mPqWstVnRjQ

Not a huge Joe Rogan fan or anything but this is absolutely worth watching.

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happycamperval 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who’s asking?

LSD micro dosing is nice. Adds a thin layer of sunshine and possibility throughout the day.

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SoYuge 3 points ago +3 / -0

whos asking?

fucking NARC mods get this guy

jk obviously

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augustinius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plenty, but not excessive amounts.

tldr: start small with shrooms around friends, see how you like it, proceed carefully from there.

What people say about “you have to be in the right mindset” to avoid bad grips is true. It doesn’t mean you have to be perfectly happy with everything in your life, but it does mean that you should accept the experience that’s about to happen, however mild or intense, and relax into things vs. tense up and resist against it. Hard to describe, but the effects of hallucinogens are foreign enough that many perceive there to be a driving force behind the phenomena (I’ve never felt that, mostly it’s just a way of interpreting and describing something pretty indescribable). Of course, that all applies to more to normal doses vs microdosing.

My advice is to start with a small amount of shrooms around experienced buddies, if you have any. Get comfy and just chill. It’s usually a very fun, happy experience, especially if your first few times arent super intense experiences. Shrooms tend to seem more “organic” or “earthy” vs LSD, which helps the effects seem more familiar or understandable. LSD can get nutty real quick, whereas shrooms tend to produce fewer spikes and falls, if that makes sense.

Also, don’t do it in public, even if you’re microdosing. Just isn’t worth it, especially since it’s nearly impossible to drive or sometimes even walk in an inconspicuous manner. Your sense are being overloaded in a way you haven’t experienced yet, and it can overwhelm your critical thinking if you’re not careful. In fact, being as physically quiet and still as possible often makes for excellent experiences.

Many people say their moods and energy levels are way better when microdosing, hence the many calls for clinical research into using hallucinogens, esp. shrooms, as anti-depressants. CO decriminalized shrooms, so hopefully we see some progress on that end.

DM me if you want more info or whatever.

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unleash_maga 49 points ago +49 / -0

Photoshop is the only thing keeping her alive.

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BuSpocky 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm taking this.

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hansgruber7 1 point ago +1 / -0

Assuming she is still alive. Far from certain at this point.

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Peacefulprotesters 71 points ago +75 / -4

That shit is true man. How many coincidences can there be before it’s impossible? The compound is already real, no denying that. If it’s real, people will take it. Youthful blood is more potent than older blood. If you inject youthful blood, you’ll get a euphoria; older blood, you’ll feel sickly. Everyone knows about the sex rings, pedo rings, drug rings, human trafficking, organized crime, cults. It only makes sense that it goes all the way to the top, and that it’s being hidden from us lowly citizens. Some people call adreno the fountain of youth. At this point, it is far far far more plausible than not.

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australian 37 points ago +37 / -0

Reminds me of that simpsons episode where Mr Burns gets all peppy from Bart's blood. They saw the future

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Peacefulprotesters 42 points ago +42 / -0

So I thought the same thing for a while with Matt groening “predicting” stuff, until I found out he was in Epstein’s flight logs. They did predict/foreshadow a lot of weirdly accurate stuff, but what if he is just in on some deep state / shadow government intel. They like to rub our noses in what they know. I think some of it is either predicted, eerie coincidence, or he had some intel on certain things. What if simpsons started out as a great cartoon, then turned into some weird dissemination propagandist cartoon.

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sackofwisdom 13 points ago +13 / -0

The last sentence is a rhetorical question right?

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dontCensorMeBro 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah. I see "those" movies / shows more as a subconscious preparation, so people get more acceptable when it happens. Or it's just symbolism and a way to boast with insider knowledge.

Just look at the ridiculous amount of shows predicting and detailing 9/11 before it happened. A sample:

Back To The Future: https://youtu.be/P1ULjJ3EqyY

The Loan Gunman: https://youtu.be/qnIHvROkz60

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zabbers 12 points ago +12 / -0

Still not sure I can buy all that adrenochrome child sacrifice shit... BUT...

  • We know there are a lot of pedos in the world. It's usually Bubba down the street. Some loser creeper that looks like a pedo. But it's often a teacher, priest, or other respected youth leader.

  • We know there are a lot of politicians who get in trouble for that shit. (see Q's list - these are just the ones who were caught)

  • Doesn't it stand to reason that there would be successful pedos who don't get caught, and are still politicians? We know going after children is a never-ending urge for these people. They're like vampires. Why would they suddenly stop once they have even more power and fame?

In fact, by the universal law of "survival of the fittest", the pedos who don't get caught would be the top of their game. The ones who really know how to keep their deeds a secret, and surround themselves with people who help them cover it up. The ones who use their power to get what they want. I'd be more surprised if they didn't set up trafficking networks to satiate their greed. It's happened throughout history. Sometimes much more openly in the past, in cultures that weren't bothered by man-boy "love".

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Peacefulprotesters 9 points ago +9 / -0

Completely agree. I don’t buy all of it wholesale no questions asked, but with looking into it myself, it stands to reason there is too much credibility to it to dismiss it. About the satanic child sacrifice, there were dozens of cultures that did this throughout the years. There were many cultures that cannibalized. For me, it stands to reason that this practice never stopped, and only a select group carry it on and were driven into the shadows to practice in secret. It makes more sense that there would be a group of highly wealthy individuals scattered through high places in government, business, banking, news, media, music, and Hollywood that all aligned with the same intent. Maybe some don’t know the extent of what’s being done, but the higher you go, the sicker they are and they are in a tight knit circle. They live an elitist care free life, and a lot of higher ups have been tied to satanism. For them, it’s do as thou wilt, they don’t care about laws. So it stands to reason, if they human traffic, support and engage in pedophilia, and there so happens to be a powerful drug with anti aging effects, why wouldn’t they take it? Imo, it’s a group of luciferian authoritarian globalist communist cultists engaging in every crime with impunity. It really sounds crazy, but truth is more wild than fiction.

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redditcansuckme 10 points ago +10 / -0

I had a girlfriend once who was the daughter of a fairly upper class British woman and a Swedish baron. She was in line to the throne, if a few thousand down the list. She hated the peerage, which is why she started dating a working class Australian boy. She hinted at some horrific things common in the British ruling class, and while she refused to go into detail an enormous pedophile ring was one of them.

We'd only been dating for six months when she returned to England, got raped, then committed suicide. I'd always been a bit of an anglophile, partly why I was so attracted to her, but now I have a personal deep-seated hatred for these pizza loving cunts who treat the lives of those beneath them with such disdain. I'd wipe these pedos off the face of the planet if I could, whatever nationality.

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Rufus_Shinra 9 points ago +9 / -0

People have a hard time believing in mass pedo rings for the elite but oddly enough this has been common for elites all throughout history. The Roman Empire Nero had young kids he called his minnows and made them swim around naked in a pool with him and nibble at his man parts under water. Many Roman senators had young boys as pages, which were supposed to be assistants, but it was an open secret they molested them. Same happened with nobles in middle ages and beyond and here we are modern day and nothing has changed except it's more secret.

The entire elitist class needs to be cleared out and investigated.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why you think these old evil fucks live so long.

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SirThundercuntTRONxp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Maybe, Mr Dobalina Mr BobDobalina, maybe.

https://greatawakening.win

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DiamondJoeQuimby 5 points ago +5 / -0

mine too, fren.

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Peacefulprotesters 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, you just blessed me. I didn’t know there was another .win.

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

what is this from

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Valensiakol 5 points ago +5 / -0

A Clockwork Orange

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Peacefulprotesters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clockwork orange is also about cia mind control. Unrelated, but my great grandfather was a part of MKULTRA. They used to slip him weapons grade lsd and it made him act crazy. He ended up suing the army for 500k

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep!!!! The adrenachrome!

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EpicPede 85 points ago +87 / -2

I mean he still is speaking potato

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quigonkenny 25 points ago +25 / -0

When his meds are on, he's speaking English with a very thick potato accent.

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Maxberg 18 points ago +18 / -0

Potato accent 🤣🤣🤣

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Modus_Pwninz 17 points ago +17 / -0

Come on, man. Its fluent french fry.

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Diesel728 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah but without it, it would be mashed potato!!! Lol

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Flipbarryfromreddit 20 points ago +20 / -0

Facts 😂 yet he still stumbles and has MAJOR gaffes

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HughGRection 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's truly amazing what can be done medically when money and regulations are no concern.

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duallyford 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh Stewardess, I speak Potato....

“1.2 Billion. So.. you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store, and, and, and in a supermarket. You control the guy or the woman who runs the … rubber... or brings out the carts on a forklift. What happened???”

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SellTheSun 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's been speaking potato his whole life

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NYC_4_Trump 165 points ago +166 / -1

C’mon man. I ain’t taking a drug test. Do you take a drug test for your job? What’re you a junkie or something?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 37 points ago +38 / -1

Lmaooo he’s on speed and meth for sure. That’s what the Dems love

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lifeisahologram 18 points ago +19 / -1

Aren't forms of speed legal? Obviously not meth, but I thought you could just get a prescription for speed?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +8 / -4

Not anymore! It used to be

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wumao 8 points ago +8 / -0

Speed is dextro/levo amphetamine aka Adderall. So yes, it's still prescribed. And they still prescribe methamphetamine as well, under the brand name "Desoxyn"

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IthoughtIwalked 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is he an Ed Buck victim?

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MW23232 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just wonder if they'd inject him w/ something like that tho. It would be such a rush, I am assuming, haven't tried it myself, but he's already had emergency surgery 30 + years ago to repair more than one aneurysm (at the same time, I think) in his brain, and you'd think that type of thing would be dangerous. (It might explain why he gets suddenly aggressive with people who ask him the wrong questions tho.) IDK just sounds a little hardcore for an old guy w/ medical issues.

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CharethCutestory 2 points ago +2 / -0

@AndrewGillum

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sackofwisdom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reminds me of the Workaholics "Which drugs are we testing?" joke.

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V2020 119 points ago +121 / -2

Embalming fluid injection.

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happyfeetmah 13 points ago +13 / -0

convalescent plasma blood transfusion

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 117 points ago +118 / -1

He really does look like shit. He has lost a lot of hair, has a face full of liver spots, he has bruises all over, has blood shot eyes a lot, has that "old man shuffle", loses his place intermittently, etc...

He isn't well. At all. Mentally or physically. He is an old 386 trying to run Windows XP.

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MocksFordComma 54 points ago +54 / -0

Aging BADLY. Some of the worst aging. Shame, really, how badly he's aging. And how quickly. Have you noticed how quickly it's happening. Someone should do something.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 43 points ago +44 / -1

Honestly ? I don't think it's a shame. He has spent 50 years screwing over the working man. He deserves everything bad that happens to him.

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RussianLimbaugh 13 points ago +13 / -0

It’s a shame in terms of human life. Had he lived a better life, I bet he’d still be kicking right now. Two of my grandparents lived life poorly & died relatively young. Two lived well & were sharp as a tack up until their last days, one working up until a couple of weeks before passing. Shame people don’t live well. Biden didn’t live well.

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MocksFordComma 2 points ago +2 / -0

Decades of evil will soak right into your cells.

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2ScoopsMAGA 15 points ago +15 / -0

Halitosis. Amnesia. Bones protruding. Very disrespectful.

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byteplumber 3 points ago +3 / -0

Still my all time favorite tweet 😂

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2ScoopsMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha yes. That one is hard to top. The rocket man series came close but not quite.

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StateFarmJeffsKhekis 7 points ago +7 / -0

Under cover Trump here??? Mmm I can hear it in your voice!

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MocksFordComma 2 points ago +2 / -0

:) thank you

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pingpongdingdong 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s the point. If they successfully steal the election, Joe will cite health concerns and quit and make Harris president.

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ColoradoTrumper45 17 points ago +17 / -0

He is an old 386 trying to run Windows XP.

LoL

Dammit now I feel old.

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 9 points ago +9 / -0

Looks like that old dude from Poltergeist II.

Practically dead!

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chadenfreude_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Windows ME

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_-Th0r-_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where is his wedding ring? Does he have to take off for medical reasons?

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SmokeyScottishpede 69 points ago +71 / -2

Wanna bet it’s Hydroxychloroquine?

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Picador_20 43 points ago +43 / -0

And Adrenochrome.

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TrumpenatorSupreme 12 points ago +12 / -0

Does't it come in a pill form? Or is he getting his "fix" since andrenochrome is on low supply?

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Block_Helen 7 points ago +7 / -0

He only gets the best. No synthetic.

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chuckachookah 3 points ago +4 / -1

Apparently he has a stock in his basement.

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Johneboy46464 7 points ago +7 / -0

You stole my joke 15 minutes before my brain thought of it.

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Unobtainium 66 points ago +66 / -0

President Biden would become President Harris within the first year.

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4tdw 42 points ago +42 / -0

First week.

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FliesTheFlag 27 points ago +27 / -0

That is their plan if he gets in. So get the hell out and vote people!

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mbarnar 23 points ago +23 / -0

The tin foil side of me thinks they're going to assassinate biden in late Sept/early Oct with some MAGA impersonator.

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HereForTheMemes 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think they'll 25th amendment him in the first year after a turn for the worse mentally. He'll accept the assessment from the best doctors in the US, gracefully fade into the shadows and die shortly after while the dnc sings his praises for being more self aware than Trump. But, looking at how bad he is performing now, I wouldn't dismiss a "martyrdom" for the dem ticket shortly before the election as a hail Mary attempt to sway the short sighted.

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FuckReddit4545 5 points ago +5 / -0

Remember the MAGA shooter with the white van? They'll pick him off with patsy and blame anyone right of center. The only way to bring the country together will be supporting the wonderful Ms. Harris in November.

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ronburgandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always assumed the dems planned "october surprise" would be a deepfake video of Trump saying the n word.

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mbarnar 1 point ago +1 / -0

The October surprise will try to tie Trump to Epstein. Maybe fake leak something about Maxwell naming Trump

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JoeBidenIsAPedo 15 points ago +15 / -0

He could have a clotting disorder. Thinners would match up with the liver spots and hair loss.

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Thepeter 8 points ago +8 / -0

He had what, two aneurysms already so likely related. Probably souped him up for the trip.

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JoeBidenIsAPedo 6 points ago +6 / -0

It could and it could also explain why for some weird reason the news was pushing this narrative that Trump had a series of mini strokes.

Also, when people are on blood thinners their veins are far more likely to burst when being cannulated which would leave a mark much like what you see in this pic

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whoscout 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good thinking. They always accuse us of what they do. That story out of the blue sure indicates Hiden is stroking.

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Thepeter 5 points ago +5 / -0

He flew, not sure what these guys are talking about.

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BernVictimNYC 32 points ago +32 / -0

Uhh, thats not just a bruise. That looks like they took the IV out of him right before he went on stage. Like at least use a little makeup to cover up the hole?

I'm getting 2016 Shillary vibes from this, remember when they said she was perfectly healthy and questioning it was sexist? If Bidens team keep denying it, Kek will smite them and deliver a public embarrassment.

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FuckReddit4545 6 points ago +6 / -0

They'll still race to defend him. Biden was overcome with emotion coupled with a long day of campaigning, he was just dehydrated.

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Dahnald2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was overwhelmed with his empathy lmao

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Rotator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bruh they'll have the van waiting this time.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remind me! in one week kek.

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I_no_asshoe 12 points ago +12 / -0

I remember her coughing up a Kelly green snag the size of a golf ball, spitting it into her glass and drinking it down.

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 22 points ago +22 / -0

He can barely catch his breath...what the hell is going on.

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merf 11 points ago +11 / -0

When I watch these knuckleheads panting through their non-medical, Covid-stopping, face diapers I keep hoping they'll come to their sense and throw the damn things off...

...but no, they just keep huffing and panting and drooling all over...

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Flipbarryfromreddit 12 points ago +13 / -1

WHAT. THE. FUCK??????

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FuckingJabronis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yikesss

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papaMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fell asleep what happened

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Bushydoofus 36 points ago +39 / -3

I'm hesitant to trust shit on here about health cuz y'all had me believing Hillary was on death's door in 2016 hahahaha. When she coughed up the green slug into her drink, i lost my shit.

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4tdw 34 points ago +34 / -0

Well she did cough up a green spitball lougie. And she did pass out and was chucked into a van like a side of beef.

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sunnyingreenfield 15 points ago +15 / -0

And wore an exoskeleton

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IthoughtIwalked 4 points ago +4 / -0

Really? Haven't heard this one lol

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Thepeter 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's clues that she was wearing some kind of back and leg brace.

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Picador_20 4 points ago +4 / -0

She also wore a catheter.

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Bushydoofus 12 points ago +12 / -0

and i was convinced she started wearing only chinese dresses with scarves because it covered what i thought was her very obvious back brace. aaaand people convinced me that her intense ass coughing fits were actually late stage parkinson's. lmaoooo

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Picador_20 6 points ago +6 / -0

Among the Parkinson's moments were the infamous zany head-bopping chai latte episode when all the young harpies hollered questions at her at once; the infantile "oooh" expression on her face when the balloons dropped at the convention; the many times she blanked out and stopped talking during speeches, and of course the big black guy who appeared to be her medical handler.

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AdamSmith1776 22 points ago +22 / -0

I think we all thought she was — and it appears from every photo of her since she made a deal with the devil...

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Block_Helen 17 points ago +17 / -0

She would have been dead if she'd campaigned like Trump. Or even like a normal candidate. And she's been mostly in hiding since. They have to work hard to keep her even going at the pathetic rate she's managed in the last five years.

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Picador_20 5 points ago +5 / -0

Remember how she had to announce the start of her campaign via the timed release of an internet video rather than holding a live event? It was obvious from Day One that she lacked the stamina to withstand a grueling campaign.

Hillary's turn was in 2008. Obama stole it from her. Making her wait eight years cost them their sixteen-year plan.

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Viewer01 8 points ago +8 / -0

it was likely stress induced. She'd of died in office.

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HughGRection 5 points ago +5 / -0

The stress of the campaign was wearing her out tremendously. Now, she can take it as easy as she wants.

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KMacsBinder 32 points ago +32 / -0

We know how much they like to project. Biden has obviously been hospitalized recently for a series of strokes. Bank it.

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Covfefe_Baby 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well that fact that he’s hidden for all these months speaks volumes!

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polish_snausage 2 points ago +2 / -0

And is a junky

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Notablitheringidiot 26 points ago +26 / -0

How come no one makes fun of Biden’s hair? It’s less lush and more combed-over than Trump’s.

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DebbieinDallas 32 points ago +32 / -0

He used to be bald. Had hair plugs several yrs ago. Thats why Rush calls him Plugs Biden

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Block_Helen 14 points ago +14 / -0

He used to have more luxuriant plugs. Can't even handle a simple procedure like that in his ill health.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 18 points ago +18 / -0

Just waiting for his side of beef moment....

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Block_Helen 12 points ago +12 / -0

If it doesn't happen it's only because they won't let him out of the basement for more than 18 hours at a time.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 6 points ago +6 / -0

At the end when trump was doing his 5 rallies a day, some starting at like 1 am in Michigan I remember Hillary had to do two a day and was PISSED. I can’t even imagine joe keeping up with her pace. How sad is it that HILLARY looks high energy compared to him?

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Lolainez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just wait for him to get Covid and have to resign from the candidacy. Keeps the quarantine charade going, Kamala gets to take over, and any investigation into his Ukraine dealings looks like Trump picking on an old, sick man.

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Covfefe_Baby 16 points ago +16 / -0

He’s not well. And they are pumping him with drugs for these appearances.

DRUG tests before the debate!

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V_exodus 6 points ago +6 / -0

they aren't working very well

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karmalizing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Him being is super poor health is genuinely huge news though

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FUCK_DemonRATS 13 points ago +13 / -0

This pedophile zombie needs a bunch of adrenaline shots and IV's to keep him from passing out

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South_Florida_Guy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Remember when they said he'd be coming out in 10 days then suddenly they had him out in 2 days?

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C10H15N 10 points ago +10 / -0

I bet he got Dexamethasone, it's a steroid and would give him energy and mental clarity. It gets put in the hand like that and bruises up for a few days the effects last about 9 days

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Dahnald2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

HCQ, Dex and Adderall is my bet

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SuperPlah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also shown to stop covid

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10FeetHigher 10 points ago +10 / -0

Whose mentally not right? Joe or the people who vote for him?

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EpicPede 9 points ago +11 / -2

yes

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REDMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's where he injects the corn pops.

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freedom_bigly 9 points ago +9 / -0

MSM will show photoshopped image in 3... 2...

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Sloppysteve 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm more concerned about the marks on his brain

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Blacktongue 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same drugs that RBG is using.

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iouybiy 7 points ago +7 / -0

What are you, a junkie?

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Batmann58 7 points ago +9 / -2

Man, I genuinely feel sorry for this guy.

I firmly believe he planned to retire after being vice president. I think he had no intention of running for president but was talked into it by the party so they could push the trump/Ukraine election meddling narrative. But then eveyone else running except for tulsi was an absolute nutbag so he got the nomination.

I really doubt he wants to be president at this stage in his life. He's at deaths door and he was pushed into this. I bet he really doesn't want to be doing any of this.

Good thing trump is gonna win, and Biden will be able to enjoy some peace in his final days.

I hate the guys politics but I really wouldn't wish this kind of drama and stress on anyone in his condition.

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td_didnt_kill_itself 5 points ago +5 / -0

if Tara Reade's story is true, or the images of him with his granddaughter and random little girls actually mean what they seem to imply, I do not feel bad for this man at all.

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I_no_asshoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

He has an ego the size of Hillary’s ass. He wants this. C’mon man! Legacy!

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karmalizing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol don’t feel bad for this clown

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mugatucrazypills 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's probably just a megadose of b12. Wouldn't be surprised if they inject something calming right before though.

Whatever the mix is has able to stay grammatically lucid (if illogical) for about 60 seconds into a response, whereas last 2 min of his 3 minute response were bordering on pure word salad

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Captain_Cameltoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Adrenochrome drip?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep!!!!! He’s a fucking pedo!

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Lady_Stallion 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow, something's wrong with him? Who could've imagined!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone else notice him literally PANTING with exhaustion at having to be vertical and talking for twenty minutes at that church speech in Kenosha?

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet he had massive crowds lining the streets, too.

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Dahnald2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

They had him in a mask to hide something

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Examiner717 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden looks like he's 98 years old

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Bedminster 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was busy time traveling list night:

Just 2 more weeks until the dems announce Biden was exposed to the china virus,has tested positive, and has to quarantine for 6 weeks missing every debate but makes a miraculous recovery just weeks before the election.

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mugatucrazypills 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is crack cocaine for his stuttering bigots.

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abbadon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm in the medical field and I'm going to be straight up honest here. It's really hard to tell if those are IV marks.

EDIT: Just saw the video... looks like one alright.

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Modus_Pwninz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump requests drug test. Immediately attacked by MSM.

Joe Biden has track marks. Ignored by MSM.

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james43552352345 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm convinced the man is already dead and is being controlled by a brain implant and being injected with fluids to make him appear to still be alive.

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smokestack 4 points ago +4 / -0

In the first meme war, I remember once we figured out who Killary’s doc was and started tracking his interactions with her, it was great material. Who’s Joe getting his cocktails from?

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smokestack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doc Choc, as I recall...

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Bushydoofus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those are the blood splats that people get when they're in hyper elderly stage. He's legit 78 years old, I don't know why he wants to run for president instead of relaxing and enjoying his final years with his wife.

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I_no_asshoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

FIFY: With everybody else’s wife

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chanel_rions_hairgel 4 points ago +4 / -0

How long til he passes out and gets chucked into a van like a Side of Beef?

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G_regulator 4 points ago +4 / -0

That exact bruise is caused by cannular scrape.

A cannular is like a bent syringe used for intravenous infusions

The skin on your hands is so thin the needle scrapes under the skin. It's hard to explain but I've had a few cannulars in it can defo cause a bruise especially with old skin.

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CitizenCheddar 3 points ago +3 / -0

For any other wealthy person, I would guess this was an IV infusion of vitamins and what not. This seems to be rather in vogue for those high rollers. But for Biden, given his obvious mental decline, I really do wonder what they are pumping him with. Donald is spot on for wanting a drug test preceding the debate, which I still doubt will even happen.

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ChocktawRidge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Older people bruise more easily. I detest Biden but that title is a bit too sensational for me. Unless you have some facts to back it up.

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karmalizing 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ok on the back of his hand? In a perfect circle? Right on the vein?

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ChocktawRidge 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not seeing it.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +4 / -1

Very possible. But, my dad is 80, has these dark marks all over. It's an old guy thing.

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rbobjones69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better living through chemistry?

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MilMed2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Might just be old man hands also.

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

He went down hill fast