Brown shirts, blue shirts, even green shirts. Cool, huh? All great people, all swore oaths to lay their own lives on the line to protect yours. From our previous communications, you're going to meet up with them sooner rather than later. Any asshole who essentially brandishes his concealed carry to intimidate a potential girlfriend's parents over nothing but words is just gonna have trouble in life.

But hey, you do you, you walking shit stain. Just not around me. You are on notice to stop stalking me now. Goodbye.