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pepe_leaps [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected]

OK, I cann barely type this but my hand i sstuck insdie the vendign machine aand if I let go I lose the snickers, tell me what to do boss.

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DCdeplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

From: [email protected] To: [email protected]

I miss you. I miss talking to you. Forget it, I'm just kidding. I shouldn't have sent this. Unless you agree. Call me?

Though I guess this one is kinda borderline:

From: [email protected] To: [email protected]

Miss u, bro. By the way I asked dad's lawyer friend (Clarence Thomas) and you're wrong: nothing in the constitoosh says I can't be VICE president.

But I really think this should have stayed private: