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BasteSpuds 13 points ago +13 / -0

Almost reads as if it isn't satire. Honk honk

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DeplorableLA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Urban warrior and legend. Legend in his own mind.

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NormaJeanRocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

Admitted on video he commited a murder just to be sure he got the credit and nobody else, how fucking retarded.

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Sunsetmal 9 points ago +9 / -0

But was it Covid or racisms that killed him ultimately?

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Thearchduke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump.

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hecubus 9 points ago +9 / -0

That 1000 yard stare. His claim to be an Army veteran had no proof the last I saw. Regardless, that is the look of an unstable mental state.

Life stresses, drugs, PTSD, brain chemical imbalance or whatever the cause. That is the classic look of unhinged.

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dasvolk [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I saw someone say in another thread that he looked like an opiate abuser and I agree. I was friends with someone who was a user for a while and could tell something was off about him, and the feeling is definitely there looking at this guy. Opiates/oids make you overestimate your abilities, odds in a fight, and so on so that would track given this guy's hubris.

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doug2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I used to be addicted to heroine. He legitimately gives me a slight craving to use bc he reminds me of the people I used with. It's been 10 years... there's no question

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Fozra_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine being 48 years old and being that guy. I’d have put that gun in my mouth long ago.

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IntergalacticWalrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is he actually dead?

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GreyGooseDown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Something something drone strike.

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SWAGLORDX1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

For those of you who don't remember, this is a parody of when the Washington Post wrote an obituary for Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi - leader of ISIS who killed himself with a suicide vest fending off US Special Forces.

In the obituary they omitted that he was a terrorist and mass murderer, but did call him "an austere religious scholar".

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50205592

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

He also does ballet and is well traveled.

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Kyro5411 1 point ago +1 / -0

*Who's

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Comanche_Moon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Austere? WTF?

If the MSM could go back in time and interview some of history's bloodiest leaders, what do you think they would say about them. Ambitious? Prophetic? Commanding?

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ADogInASuit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't be shocked if that really was on WaPo.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dies Was Hate-Murdered By Far Right White Supremacists

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Bluntman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wouldn't even be surprised if this was legit