If morning breath had a face.
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posted ago by Fiberglassjockstrap
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How the fuck does someone so visually repugnant get elected? I wouldn't vote for her on looks alone.
It's Chicongo, more fruits and blacks than you could ever imagine. I think you need to pledge allegiance to the rainbow flag before you sign a lease or buy property.
She legit looks like a monster. And she's even uglier on the inside.
Yes, I try to stay away from the low-hanging fruit of physical appearance, (and here's the) but the resemblance to an amalgamation of Beetle Juice, "It's a trap" Admiral Akbar and Dori the fish is unmistakable.
What really strikes as true though is the ugly on the inside. The lust for power seemingly at any cost and the hatefulness towards hardworking citizens in the City of Chicago is only exceeded by a few other Democrat Mayors in our great nation.
Demon power.
She looks like what video game characters looked like in the early 2000s
Like the villains in "Bad Dudes"
Agreed. She is 100% toon.
Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetleju...
why is she so ugly
What?? I thought that was a male bulldog's ass.
Where's the Neuticles
Bulging out of her eye sockets.
She has that certain decimated angry vegan look.
WTF is that?
ITs like a cartoon character. Her lizard suit is showing.
When you elect your local 7/11 crackhead to be the mayor of your city.
If Don King had a chest bursting alien.
Loved her in the adams family
Is this photoshopped? Otherwise I don't believe it to be human... no way
It is, yeah, but hilariously not far off still: https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/ZM15C2wWuheVQ5cxdw5wlcno49Q=/0x0:5759x3839/1200x800/filters:focal(2420x1460:3340x2380)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/66617487/LIGHTFOOT_120319_01.0.jpg
To be fair, SHE does really need a wash and blow dry...
Dog breath in the year of the plague. ZAPPA
If I had thrown up as soon as I woke up due to eating piles of shit the night before kind of morning breath
It's gonna take a lot of Tic-Tac to fix that.
Thanks for the visual....jeez
Bruh why you do this?? I gotta brush my teeth again now.
Makin Mayhem look tame
Please tell me that's shopped.
That’s the laugh I needed. Thank you.
https://i.maga.host/T9YVBhE.gif
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
If bitter beer face had a bitter beer face....
The face you get if you worship Satan five times a day.
Is this pic before or after she went to the beauty salon???
She looks like an out of control toon. Time to get a big vat of the dip.
She must smell worse than the dead people they got voting for Dems.
I can taste that breathe right now fellas. It tastes like poop.
What is that?
The fuck IS that thing
Her hair looks like shit - she should sneak into a salon.
Alright fr99 who tf is this ?
Morning breath? I'm thinking an exhumed corpse type smell here. That's like a week old. And that died of bubonic plague. If that's what your mornings are like, well maybe its time to consider the benefits of a nocturnal lifestyle.
She should be scaring kids as an animatronic popup in a ghost-train tunnel somewhere.
Reminds me of the dave chappelle "y'all got anymore crack" skit think the 2 need to be merged
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
Are her eyes getting bigger?
Future Trumps vs Frieza.
This is shockingly accurate.
I'm stealing this.
OK, who said Beetlejuice three times!
Is that a Hitler Mustache?