I was at work once and we got a phone call from a pollster who was either drunk or hard-of-hearing...or both. My boss put it on speaker phone so we could all hear. At one point the pollster asked to rate our enthusiasm for Hillary Clinton with 1 being none and 5 being very high. We all laughed and my boss asked if zero was an option. There was a slight pause, a hiccup or something and the pollster repeated, "OK, five" then moved on to the next question.

Polls...meh.