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TankedCommandeerer 166 points ago +166 / -0

The North American Rattle Frog packs a venom nearly as potent as the centipede and is not to be trifled with.

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SonofaGunDealer12 56 points ago +56 / -0

I prefer reading it in Mike Rowes narration. He’s based and not a cuck.

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MW23232 33 points ago +33 / -0

Not only a good narrator, he's brilliant. Incredibly smart guy. Watching him when he appears on Tucker's show . . . hose two together . . . all they need is James Woods and Victor Davis Hanson and they could probably answer any question, solve any problem, in the world.

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Liberty4All 16 points ago +16 / -0

Would definitely pay to see that group together.

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BillGateCanSuckIt 11 points ago +12 / -1

So the Donald.win is going to sponsor voice actors to read top votes comments?

Please.

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alfredbester 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would be awesome. I bet we could get Rowe to read the comment of the week or something.

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Liberty4All 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's not at all what I meant. I was replying to MW23232's comment about how great it could be if Mike Rowe, Tucker Carlson, James Wood, and Victor Davis Hanson got together to brainstorm about important world problems.

I'm not saying that they'd be able to solve all of the world's problems - that would be silly. But those four would be a potent group if they worked together.They have different educations, life experiences, perspectives, and skill sest, but they are all very intelligent and insightful men. If they worked together I imagine they would come up with some interesting ideas.

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FreshCovfefe3 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm pretty sure he's an opera singer as well. Which explains the awesome voice. Love Mike Rowe.

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Sirbigusdickus 22 points ago +22 / -0

I read it in Brian Stelter’s gimp voice.

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WishdoctorsSong 9 points ago +9 / -0

Humpty!

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Bullet3250 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek - such a racist.

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stay_mad_45 10 points ago +10 / -0

Attenborough can't get through a sentence without mentioning climate change anymore, so it couldn't have been him, going to need a new internal narrator for these types of things.

I'd like to recommend based as fuck Mike Rowe.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s so said.

BTW, I read your comment with his voice.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I read this in David Attenborough’s narration voice.

I read this in Richard Attenborough's MM2 Frenchy Burgoyne voice.

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TheRedPlanet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Attenborough would have predictably then said the frog was endangered because of global warming.

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OnlyAmerica 6 points ago +6 / -0

Its venom is ejected through at least one single hollow point fang. The ejection rate can range from very fast to very low depending on the structure of the fang and the mood of the frog. One common characteristic of the venom is that it is VERY hot.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Incredibly spicy!

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ClearEyed 2 points ago +2 / -0

It injects its prey with the most toxic substance known to commies: pure unadulterated truth.

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Jojobelle 0 points ago +1 / -1

Two hollow fangs

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MythArcana 47 points ago +47 / -0

No grippie on Pepe. 🐸👍

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Pomilui 28 points ago +28 / -0

No StePepe.

We also need this with Pepe bite marks in the heel of the PANTYFA "We will tread" logo.

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chelthing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or in the mangled bicep of the dude in Kenosha

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Ebbie8708 44 points ago +44 / -0

Was the latest guy really almost fucking 50 y/o and doing this shit? Did he also wear adult diapers since he was that immature?

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Oback_Barama 54 points ago +54 / -0

48 and ran out to get the BLM Marxist fist tattooed on his fricking NECK right after all this crap started, so you know he had his life together and was used to making good decisions.

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FireannDireach 24 points ago +24 / -0

Most dudes just go out and buy a fancy sports car, at that age.

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Left_isnt_Right 25 points ago +25 / -0

I've heard him described as an ex-professional snowboarder.

I think that's just another way of saying he's destitute.

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FireannDireach 24 points ago +24 / -0

Yeah, he sold enough ditchweed to hang around Tahoe and Colorado for a winter, in between prison stretches. "Ooooh, I'm a PRO".

If all you can claim at 48 years of life is "ex-professional snowboarder"....you done fucked up your life.

I'd bet he was an ex-felon, couldn't get work, got hired as a professional agitator, came for the paycheck, stayed for the young women and drugs, got radicalized by BLM. A story as old as time.

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booblitchutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Meth head ex con who drifted to the pacific northwest for the open drug market, got recruited by antifablm and there ya go. That's how most of these antifa goons happen.

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DiscoverAFire 5 points ago +5 / -0

"There is no money to be made if there are no licks going on" - this asshole, minutes before shooting Jay.

Also, google makes it hard to find this one. You have to leave out the shooters name and get the wording exactly right

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TheSwiftPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

People call themselves professionals as soon as they get their first “sponsor” that offers them a 10% discount on a handful of items.

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TheSwiftPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahaha. I mean, for a teenager that’s pretty exciting

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tonesolaris 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine being 50, and that little teenage endeavor of yours was your greatest accomplishment. Cops did this guy a favor.

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MAGA_mantis 8 points ago +8 / -0

I follow pro snowboarding very closely for the last 30 years, i am big fan. I have never heard of this guy. He was probably a snowboarding instructor, they like to pretend they are "pro".

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

One of the biggest meth heads I have known (who hasn't worked a day in decades) claims to be a "professional photographer".

Complete bullshit.

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try4gain 6 points ago +6 / -0

buy

did you just do a hate crime?

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FireannDireach 5 points ago +5 / -0

Commerce is violence, comrade.

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bill_in_texas 17 points ago +17 / -0

Face and neck tattoos are the hallmark of people with good decision making skills.

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Ebbie8708 5 points ago +5 / -0

So how does his dad feels knowing THIS was his son’s mid life crisis?

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Oback_Barama 17 points ago +17 / -0

According to his sister upon hearing of his death: "I wouldn't say this counts as bad news."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8697969/Sister-Portland-antifa-gunman-reacts-death-shot-dead-Marshals.html

Guessing Dad is glad to have his walking embarrassment 6 feet under.

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booblitchutz 7 points ago +7 / -0

The sister is being careful not to mention it. But he was a drug addict.

I want to see his autopsy report. I bet there's meth in his system.

This guy is so obviously a tweaker, it's not even funny.

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ZacPetkanas 7 points ago +7 / -0

The eternal disappointment his parents will carry forever...

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_Throwgali_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

*end life

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Chopblock 4 points ago +4 / -0

The other side of his neck has (had) a tattoo that read ‘make good choises’

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GhengisDon 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's a "good commie" now though. lol

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utfanx2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Born in 1972. MKUltra "officially halted" in 1973.

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booblitchutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Meth head, clear as day.

There's plenty of people who somehow survive well into their middle age using. They generally don't survive longer than that before their systems shut down.

They NEVER make it to 60 though.

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GeneralVeers 4 points ago +4 / -0

They NEVER make it to 60 though.

Because of the meth? Or getting shot?

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Their health deteriorates rapidly in their late 40s and into their 50s. Similarly to an obese person who continues to be obese through middle age. Usually don't make it to 60.

Thing is the abuse your body takes as a meth addict with the stress on your heart and nervous system combined with the lack of nutrition most tweakers have, you are lucky to make it to 50.

If they DO manage to dry out at that age, they'll be a chemically lobotomized zombie, better off dead.

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MAGA_mantis 2 points ago +2 / -0

looks 62

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iamherefortheluls 5 points ago +5 / -0

jokes aside, this is no accident. Antifa / BLM organizers target people with mental problems because said people are easier to befuddle, radicalize and exploit.

I am going to stop short of calling him a victim because I don't believe mental issues and a likely drug habit absolve him of murder, but I am trying to say that these groups include sociopaths that purposefully target and create violent murderers out of disturbed individuals.

Was said to hear about his death this morning - his handlers will now most likely get away cleanly and proceed to do the same shit with some other mentally vulnerable individual.

That fake medic who outed herself on twitter, needs to get thoroughly investigated.

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Loc12 32 points ago +32 / -0

I hope they are, but a Commie gets killed in a gunbattle with Federal agents and the media runs to portray him as the good guy. There's still a big battle here

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Thundermark 9 points ago +10 / -1

If the enemy is shielding themselves with a propaganda apparatus (and weaponizing it against us), is it not prudent to neutralize said propaganda apparatus? Apparently CNN HQ is not hard to take, just sayin' ;)

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Thistriggersthelibs 6 points ago +6 / -0

You leading the charge?

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Chopblock 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don’t have to go charging the station with weapons. Go charge in and have a polite discussion with the assignment desk editor, the station manager, or the news director.

Or, never go to the station or officially contact them at all. Meet them in their dreams, when they’re in bed asleep. Like Inception, but without an airplane or weird machine or dream-guns.

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Thistriggersthelibs 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're still talking about minecraft, right?

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EpicPede 3 points ago +5 / -2

officer plz we already hate CNN

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 4 points ago +4 / -0

We can’t hate them any harder!

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DeetleMcsneedlestein 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lead the way Rambo.

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Italians_Invented_2A 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, to be fair they always defend criminals.

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quotahire 28 points ago +28 / -0

Top KeK. I want this on a flag

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Datamancer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Two to the head and two to the chest

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

From what I gather two per square inch here.

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HumanSomewhere 12 points ago +12 / -0

No Steppy on Pepe

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CaptainChrisPBacon 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oy Mate That Is A Noice Flag You Got There

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Left_isnt_Right 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fuck Around and Fang Out

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Warren_Puffitt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rattlepepe - he will warn before he strikes. He plays fair. He makes noise in agitation but remains calm...alert...watchful. But when someone is foolish and threateningly grabs him, Rattlepepe might strike. In the event that Rattlepepe does strike the person foolish enough to grab him, out come two hollow fangs, and that foolish person becomes a deeply regretful foolish person.

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Pepe_Vult 8 points ago +9 / -1

Im hoping to see one of the Marxists toting their "we will tread" flag end up lawfully shot by a citizen.

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Dckman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can we do this but a centipepede instead?

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BillieEllish 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hollow Fangs

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MustBeTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does anyone else listen to Trump telling the snake story every night before bed?

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Thundermark 4 points ago +4 / -0

No stepe on Pepe

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GreatNW 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd take a patch.

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Click 4 points ago +4 / -0

Long-live 8chan (8kun)

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Mikema10749 3 points ago +3 / -0

O0o0o. I like that

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Monty_Cello 2 points ago +2 / -0

I yearn for a day when the boot of the state no longer pins the common man's neck, and the fist of the socialist no longer strangles the common man's voice. I yearn for the day when the common man has his boot on the neck of the state and his fist around the wrist of the socialist, keeping them in check as they rightfully should be.

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barwhack 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the little chin-hand that makes it.

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FishingLicense 2 points ago +2 / -0

I need this on a tshirt

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Agent_Orange 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I ever start a biker club, I'm definitely naming it "Rattle Frogs MC".

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sunwolf87 1 point ago +1 / -0

The swamp drains itself these days, it seems. Not fast enough imo but it's good nonetheless.

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Houdini 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good work, I really like this.

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cuckslasher 1 point ago +1 / -0

impressive length

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don_chokeslam_hilary 1 point ago +1 / -0

CURVED HOLLOW FANGS

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Space_Force 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice work! This will be reposted for sure it's so good!

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notstoolie3 1 point ago +1 / -0

I felt this.

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Gorgatron1968 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now I want a pepe ala no step on snek flag!!

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Bigly_Brick_Bot 1 point ago +1 / -0

very hard to catch a pede with your bare hands

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AOCs_tits 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love it when they find out. It's always such a surprise!

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potato4dawin 6 points ago +7 / -1

It is basically CP. Fetishes are not just about attraction to physical appearances but mannerisms and more subtle implications perhaps even more so and most importantly they're mostly conditioned and not natural. Do you think people who rape animals do it because they think the animal looks sexy to them? No, it's because it's vulnerable and taboo and that's what they get off on because they've conditioned themselves, typically by rebelling against moral authorities like their parents and pursuing taboo pleasures until even the most vile filth turns them on. Jacking off to Lolicon is just conditioning yourself to be attracted to every aspect of a real child besides the human skin but the stronger the conditioning the easier it will be for that last hurdle to just be ignored, even if only just for long enough to start dignifying actual pedo thoughts at first. I speak from experience. Quit lying to yourself.

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