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First Lady Melania Trump's Message for National Preparedness Month.😍 (www.youtube.com) 💝😘 MELANIA 💝😘
posted ago by CaptainChrisPBacon ago by CaptainChrisPBacon +3212 / -0
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CaptainChrisPBacon [S] 76 points ago +80 / -4

Sounds Like A Warning That Shit Is Fixing To Get Real.

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deleted 36 points ago +37 / -1
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CaptainChrisPBacon [S] 16 points ago +21 / -5

True, Did you listen to the vidoe if not you should.

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tombombadil 30 points ago +30 / -0

They literally do this every September. It’s not a secret message. It’s always been “national preparedness month” because it is when the most natural disasters tend to occur.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 12 points ago +13 / -1

Was September designated "National Preparedness Month" before or after 9/11/2001?

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murderhornet 6 points ago +9 / -3

"Double meanings exist."
"Think mirror"

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Raindrops1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

WWG1WGA

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THELEADERSOFMEN 0 points ago +2 / -2

Yeah but would they go to the trouble of a video message from the person second-most likely for most Pedes to really, really stop and listen to, if this was about just another plain ol’ hurricane season?

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tombombadil 3 points ago +3 / -0

You think Melania is the second most likely person pedes will stop and listen to? Lmao. I love her, but she’s not even in my top 20.

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WidePepoSad 12 points ago +13 / -1

And jogging season.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago +6 / -2

It's also commie season ... and it's a particularly active commie season this year.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

All I know is, I’m glad it’s Melania giving this message and not Michael

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ChokingOnARedpill 6 points ago +6 / -0

Melania looks good in the sheets Trump

vs

Michael better not run into em on the streets Obama

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Ben45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea plus Melania usually stays away from the political side of things and sticks to the pure aspects of being FLOTUS and life

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Snypr18 6 points ago +7 / -1

I certainly hope so.

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WidePepoSad 52 points ago +55 / -3

I'm taking this as a literal warning.

Get ready pedes.

Get some food and medicine stocked up.

Get ammo if you can find it.

Make sure you are ready to keep your family safe.

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Raindrops1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you go down to get your ammo, could you see if my guns are still down there?

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Big Gators, y'hear? Hungry muthafuckers eat anything.

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FustercluckArmy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well that's your problem right there! Shoulda got a Sea Ray!

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WidePepoSad 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sorry for your loss. Better buy a little more to replace it.

And of course the mainstream media refuses to cover the epidemic of boating accidents. Enemies of the people...

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ChokingOnARedpill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea, and see, I keep buying ammo because all of mine gets lost in boating accidents before I can use it at the range.

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RiverFenix 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've been taking it as a literal warning for the last decade.

I noticed the signs on the side of the road "ARE YOU PREPARED?" and I've pointed them out to people a number of times only to get shrugs and glazed over eyes. I've never heard anyone talk about them.

You can't google or duckduckgo the sign.. but I'm gonna find it for you...

https://www.google.ca/maps/@45.3582539,-75.662355,3a,37.5y,31.52h,82.9t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1skU2ZSXMAKRBqwcwindtQcA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en

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monkadelic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha, is the guy taking a piss relevant in any way?

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Typical Honda CRV driver!

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The_kool_mom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those signs are interesting. Never seen them here in Texas. Where the heck are you that your signs are in English & French? All ours are English/Spanish.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm in the Canuckistan Capital.

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.

The 'official languages' of Canada are English and French and I'm happy to say I rarely hear Spanish unless it's from an actual Spaniard.

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WidePepoSad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow, i hadn't seen a sign like that before. It doesn't really even give any context, intentionally vague. Very interesting. Thank you.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, it was installed during the final years of the Harper government, back when Canucki soldiers were referred to as 'Peacekeepers'.. But a few years after I'd started worrying about SHTF scenarios so it caught my eye.

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LUXURY_USERNAME 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah and I won’t be able to tell them I told you so because I’m not answering the phone or the door!

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AlcoholicRetard 26 points ago +26 / -0

I was lucky enough to stock up on ammo before things got crazy but it’s so expensive now I don’t want to shoot it.

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BlackCoyote 9 points ago +9 / -0

Little did I know how lucky I was when I bought a bunch of WalMart ammo while they were clearing it out at super cheap prices. Never would have guessed we'd be seeing 75 cents/round 6 months later.

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NoStepeDePepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

And? $2/mag is good clean entertainment. You get like 5 mags for the price of the latest Hollywood drivel..

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AlcoholicRetard 2 points ago +2 / -0

At the current prices shooting one mag in an AR is like fucking $20. At this rate whores are a better investment.

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Nicktdot 21 points ago +21 / -0

Food. check
Water. check
M4. check
XM855. check
Buffalo Trace bourbon. check
TheDonald.win login. check

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MythArcana 21 points ago +21 / -0

I'm armed to the teeth with books and job applications. Nobody's coming near my place.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 7 points ago +7 / -0

LiTeRaLLy sHaKiNg

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HighEmergy 5 points ago +5 / -0

LiTeRaLLy cHiLLiNg

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ChokingOnARedpill 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm literally shaking right now...my cat just told me I better not fuck up his future and vote for Biden. Then we both laughed and he said he was joking...he's a Republicat.

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HenryBowman2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

She could read the dictionary and I'd watch and listen...

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Liberty4All 13 points ago +13 / -0

National Preparedness Month is nothing new. For example, here is the page from 2018: https://www.govinfo.gov/features/national-preparedness-month

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Bedminster 12 points ago +13 / -1

Food,water,guns,guns,guns,ammo,ammo,ammo,ammo,ammo,whisky

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CovefefeREEEE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Prep early. Prep often.

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GreyKnight 11 points ago +11 / -0

I could listen to her talk for a while.

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Madmonk 11 points ago +11 / -0

I could listen to her read the phone book.

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Skogin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pleas tell me this is on her podcast.

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2WOMP_BRICKLAYER 10 points ago +12 / -2

WOW

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PaigeAshley 9 points ago +9 / -0

Our Angel of Protection! Thank you, First Lady!

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Pepe_Vult 7 points ago +8 / -1

Times are tough, you cant refute it,

Buy a rifle, learn to shoot it!

Also learn how to move, communicate, and do first aid.

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Pepe_Vult 3 points ago +4 / -1

D'oh! Some people and simple direction's....

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DeepWinter 3 points ago +4 / -1

Instructions unclear. Got dick stuck in mag well.

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Pepe_Vult 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats how we sort out the cooks and the riflemen.

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CapnKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or just find the Kyle in your neighborhood.

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Iteachfuckingscience 6 points ago +6 / -0

Talk about prescient.

Everybody get ready!

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mugatucrazypills 5 points ago +5 / -0

JOE BIDEN IS A JUNKIE

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CapnKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn. I’ll do anything she says. Lucky she’s on our side. Why did ancient people fight for their queen? This is why.

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notstoolie3 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope she knows how much we love that woman, despite nasty people on the left.

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DeepWinter 4 points ago +5 / -1

Its funny because my wife and I finally dropped the cash on our first AR-15.

That's just part of our preparedness plan.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please don't forget good optics

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DeepWinter 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sig Sauer Romeo5

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perfect 👍🏻

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durkadurka 4 points ago +4 / -0

She sounds like a sexy Dracula.

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loric4882 2 points ago +2 / -0

what SHE said.

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PatriotOperator 2 points ago +2 / -0

You heard her folks... invest in beans and bullet. The shots about to get real.

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FutureMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes ma'am!!!!