DAMMIT WHO TYPED A QUOTATION MARK ON THE TELEPROMPTER. FOR THE LAST TIME, ANYTHING YOU PUT ON THAT PROMPTER - HE WILL READ
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This is precisely why they want him. He will say anything he is told to say, and sign anything he is told to sign.
Just imagine the shenanigans if we could plant an intern in there to mess with his prompts...
Infiltration not invasion
Mischievous but mostly peaceful infiltration.
Teleprompter malarkey
C’mon man!
Joe you ignorant slut
Like when I fucked that crazy liberal while she was sleeping
"Fires are burning and we have a president who fans the flames, rather than fighting the flames, but we must not burn. We have to build." [teleprompter hijacked] "Before we can build I need my pudding, and a long nap."
From what I understand if you leave him alone with a female intern for 5 min, you'll have all the dirt you need on creepy Joe B Hidin
Like Kamala believing he’s a rapist but then accepting the VP nom?
It's more than that, I heard a rumour that the secret service had to actively keep him away from women because of his wandering hands. Apparently an agent had to held back from beating the shit out of him because he cupped his girlfriends boob in a photo op. Apparently he had a habit of swimming naked infront of female secret service agent when jill wasn't around.
Judicial Watch is suing DHS to get those records about what happened with the Secret Service agent. Tom will get the scoop.
Those records were "destroyed" in "compliance" with record retention practices...
The swimming pool story first surfaced during the 2008 election but the MSM wasn't interested. Funny how that works.
We already know Kamala will take any "shot" she can get to get ahead in politics. Biden being a serial assaulter just means she already knows what the playing field is.
That is the most showing fact of her just being a power hungry opportunist.
Back then it could have helped her, now its all forgotten since she could get in the White house.
Both of them should be constantly asked why they would run together after her comments (she also called him a white supremacist iirc). It is utterly disgraceful!
looks liike his sniffing days are over, all he wants now is a nap and pudding
I wouldn't consider him harmless. Something happens to some men when they get older, their brain malfunctions and they can't help themselves. It's the same with pedo. They've done the scans and the studies, pedo's brains have a wiring fault.
And hopefully not shit himself. Not sure he would even notice.
Imagine an administration where the teleprompter guy holds absolute power.
I don't know what would be funnier, Biden without a teleprompter, or Biden with an evil teleprompter.
Kek wills it, for science.
So Obama
Scott Adams had his theory about an insider at Clinton HQ in 2016. It is possible.
I wondered about that too after watching them constantly getting outplayed. I think they're just too predictable, though. They've turned this into a corporation and once you have their playbook, you can basically see what they're going to do and maneuver them into unfavorable positions. Still requires a lot of cleverness on Trump's part, though.
One of his first, and most brilliant moves, was convincing them that he's dumb and/or crazy. They've made themselves blind to the methods to his madness and we get to watch them rage and call everyone else idiots when we all know they're just too stupid to admit that they got played. So they constantly underestimate him because they're not allowed to admit that they played themselves.
Or they're just used to having freewins coz everyone is on their side so they actually dont know how to win
The dems had double agents working the McCain and Romney campaigns
Waaaaay under rated comment.
“Go fuck yourself America!"
"My balls itch"
I can tell the whole world you done scratched my balls
“Ah, I’m gonna say something I probably shouldn’t say. Ah here goes, I, you know, I’ve already said too much.”
That would win him votes with Democrats.
Unfortunately
Exclamation point. End of quote.
This seems out of context like he said "President Trump wants to" right before it or something. Did he really just blurt out this sentence?
Edit: never mind, I missed that the joke is that he reads "end of quote" lol
It was clipped for sure. But the full context isn't much better.
That's the whole point of their pedo club
I want Joe to say "I'm in trouble" after every paragraph he reads. It'll really help him see that he is in trouble!
My time is up, why am I stopping?
I'm going to start looking at my watch and say, "oh I am in trouble."
Yes and so will I.
smug grin "You haven't heard?"
Spez for the fuckhead libtards: REDPILL ALERT
GREAT ODIN'S GHOST!
Go Fuck Yourself America!
IT'S SO HOT....... COMMUNISM WAS A BAD CHOICE
-Quote from that antifa dude That’s rotting in hell now
Do you really love lamp or are you just saying that?
Brick I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You may want to find an abandoned warehouse or a distant relative and lay low for a while cause you are probably wanted for murder.
WITH A TRIDENT!
I predict in the debates he's going to do his usual spiel where he tries shouting to sound authoritative, but as it goes on, it's gonna degenerate into word salad. He's used to going up against namby pamby folks like Paul Ryan, not someone high energy.
Trump: "Joe Biden likes to distract from how his failed policies have done nothing while he was in office for 30 years, and all he seemed to do was enrich himself and his son Hunter with corrupt business deals like in Ukraine"
Biden: "Okay now that's just a bunch of...the Ukraine and and and, alright look, we have got to stop the the racism, and okay here's the deal. President Trump was impeached, and Ukraine and Russia, I mean it's really bad. I mean come on folks."
He won’t debate, Guaranteed. He will claim to have coronavirus or something...
"Think about it."
Holy shit, are you Joe Biden's brain?
Fake video. I know it’s fake because his hands weren’t all over Christina Applegate.
She's too old for his standards.
Thank God someone else caught that.
I thought I was the only one.
so good, you guys so talented.
Fastest, most magnificent memers in the west
They be training him well..
He hasnt said THE THING and CMON MAN in a while.
So I looked into where this was from. Here's a link to his full speech, with the offending statement occurring shortly after the 9 minute mark.
It seems this was a gaffe where Joe was quoting someone (implying Trump or someone in his administration said it) for his first sentence, then repeated "end of quote" to his opinionated second sentence. Basically, they were performing a manipulation to make idiots think Trump said things he hasn't ever said, but because Joe is addled, he fucked up and repeated end of quote on his opinionated half.
I could delve into the rest of his speech, but I'd rather not waste my time listening and transcribing 40 minute of bullshit for posterity.
source of original??
Anchorman
no I mean the biden one ......edit...I didnt fullscreen on my phone lol
https://streamable.com/5eqeqf
HAHAH holy shit that was good
This guy is the worst candidate that has ever run. #bidenisworsethanclinton
Clinton was actively criminal, Biden is just a puppet. Apples and orangebicycles.
George McGovern says hello.
He is certainly less competent then Clinton.
Compared to Hillary, I would say Joe is slightly less evil but is way more incompetent.
Less Evil = Hasn’t had anyone blatantly assassinated yet (since both associate with pedophiles that is a nonissue)
Where’d you get your clothes?? The toilet store??
What an absolute retard.
Reading, While Not Thinking.
Biden/Harris For Trump 2020!
This is very good. Very good indeed.
I’m Joe Biden and I forgot this message?
Well done!
Original? I haven't gotten to see it yet :(
https://streamable.com/5eqeqf
This should be mandatory viewing for anybody signing on to the Donald.win this is high-quality shit of the highest caliber right here. Thank you pede.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9S7KLfCrs
I swear to God, he's just the gift that keeps giving isin't he.
Fuck me he is such a doofus, bet Ron B was made after Joe B.
Dam!! Can you imagine this senile old fucker in a debate?? Well i think thats all you can do is imagine, this guy is not capable, it will not happen!
We need to get somebody positioned to put something hilarious on his teleprompter.
I know the "i'm in trouble" part is from a different event, but is this a shitpost? Did he really say "end of quote"?
yes he did
That's amazing I'm going to share this. There are still normies who think Biden is a nice, competent guy compared to "crazy Trump."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go5aegiTCdA&feature=youtu.be&t=97
Reminds me of this scene from Naked Gun
And on this day Joe Burgundy was born.
Did he really say "end of quote"? Hilarious!
Someone have a link to the original video of him doing this?
LMAO yep, I had to look it up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTFDwLjSwCg
https://www.facebook.com/ABCNews/videos/joe-biden-delivers-remarks-on-august-jobs-report/326323275345456/
I think that is the full speech. other poster said he screws up at about the 9 minute mark
Why did you say that poop, Joe?
Did he really say end of quote?
Yes, he is a fucking retard.
Fucking LOL
There are people on Twitter trying to claim it's fake/doctored and he didn't really say that. Pretty desperate.
Haha
Manipulated Media! REEEEEEEEEEEE!
Fucking Ron Burgundy. LULZ
Haha. Million thanks to whomever edited that video.