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20MagnusKonrad20 329 points ago +330 / -1

This is precisely why they want him. He will say anything he is told to say, and sign anything he is told to sign.

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Long_time_lurker 156 points ago +157 / -1

Just imagine the shenanigans if we could plant an intern in there to mess with his prompts...

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303Cal 83 points ago +83 / -0

Infiltration not invasion

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deleted 58 points ago +58 / -0
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chesswhilehigh 34 points ago +34 / -0

Mischievous but mostly peaceful infiltration.

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TenScoops 10 points ago +10 / -0

Teleprompter malarkey

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HeadExam 3 points ago +11 / -8

Like when I fucked that crazy liberal while she was sleeping

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 31 points ago +31 / -0

"Fires are burning and we have a president who fans the flames, rather than fighting the flames, but we must not burn. We have to build." [teleprompter hijacked] "Before we can build I need my pudding, and a long nap."

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G_regulator 25 points ago +25 / -0

From what I understand if you leave him alone with a female intern for 5 min, you'll have all the dirt you need on creepy Joe B Hidin

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ProphetOfKek 25 points ago +25 / -0

Like Kamala believing he’s a rapist but then accepting the VP nom?

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G_regulator 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's more than that, I heard a rumour that the secret service had to actively keep him away from women because of his wandering hands. Apparently an agent had to held back from beating the shit out of him because he cupped his girlfriends boob in a photo op. Apparently he had a habit of swimming naked infront of female secret service agent when jill wasn't around.

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quigonkenny 5 points ago +5 / -0

We already know Kamala will take any "shot" she can get to get ahead in politics. Biden being a serial assaulter just means she already knows what the playing field is.

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Zerwas 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is the most showing fact of her just being a power hungry opportunist.
Back then it could have helped her, now its all forgotten since she could get in the White house.
Both of them should be constantly asked why they would run together after her comments (she also called him a white supremacist iirc). It is utterly disgraceful!

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TenScoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

looks liike his sniffing days are over, all he wants now is a nap and pudding

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G_regulator 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn't consider him harmless. Something happens to some men when they get older, their brain malfunctions and they can't help themselves. It's the same with pedo. They've done the scans and the studies, pedo's brains have a wiring fault.

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namechangearoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

And hopefully not shit himself. Not sure he would even notice.

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20MagnusKonrad20 18 points ago +18 / -0

Imagine an administration where the teleprompter guy holds absolute power.

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Nomoralcompass89 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't know what would be funnier, Biden without a teleprompter, or Biden with an evil teleprompter.

Kek wills it, for science.

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BeefChucker 1 point ago +1 / -0

So Obama

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latinpatrician 7 points ago +7 / -0

Scott Adams had his theory about an insider at Clinton HQ in 2016. It is possible.

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Long_time_lurker 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wondered about that too after watching them constantly getting outplayed. I think they're just too predictable, though. They've turned this into a corporation and once you have their playbook, you can basically see what they're going to do and maneuver them into unfavorable positions. Still requires a lot of cleverness on Trump's part, though.

One of his first, and most brilliant moves, was convincing them that he's dumb and/or crazy. They've made themselves blind to the methods to his madness and we get to watch them rage and call everyone else idiots when we all know they're just too stupid to admit that they got played. So they constantly underestimate him because they're not allowed to admit that they played themselves.

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or they're just used to having freewins coz everyone is on their side so they actually dont know how to win

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KarpLykov 5 points ago +5 / -0

The dems had double agents working the McCain and Romney campaigns

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trump212121 37 points ago +37 / -0

“Go fuck yourself America!"

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NotProgCensored 18 points ago +18 / -0

"My balls itch"

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1080pleb 8 points ago +8 / -0

I can tell the whole world you done scratched my balls

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Imransgarage 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Ah, I’m gonna say something I probably shouldn’t say. Ah here goes, I, you know, I’ve already said too much.”

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cotoneaster 11 points ago +11 / -0

That would win him votes with Democrats.

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aaafirefly123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately

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TheReal45 8 points ago +8 / -0

Exclamation point. End of quote.

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helenvsgladys 13 points ago +13 / -0

This seems out of context like he said "President Trump wants to" right before it or something. Did he really just blurt out this sentence?

Edit: never mind, I missed that the joke is that he reads "end of quote" lol

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20MagnusKonrad20 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was clipped for sure. But the full context isn't much better.

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MudDog 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's the whole point of their pedo club