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monkadelic 79 points ago +79 / -0

Weird, resisting arrest? That never happens

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Shitposter69 35 points ago +35 / -0

That only happens when they can't breathe

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papaMAGA 15 points ago +15 / -0

Surprised he didn't start impulsively saying that.

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Shitposter69 7 points ago +7 / -0

He could've started jogging, at the very least

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sometimescanbefunny 6 points ago +6 / -0

But only if he has his jogging boots on!

Spez: and, of course, that trusty jogging hammer!

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DrMoustachio 1 point ago +1 / -0

His drugs had not kicked in yet.

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trumpsallright 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cant breath very well with a fentenyal pill is stuck in your throat.

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Ninki333 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you can talk you can breathe.

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Deathlessly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Encounters police. Gets flashback to life lessons learned from wise father...

Run Mothafucka.