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CJBarnacle 298 points ago +299 / -1

"I'm a member of the press."

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Sick_n_tired 196 points ago +196 / -0

Check my blog later

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veritasvincit 115 points ago +115 / -0

Hit me up on my Onlyfans, TikTok and Insta.

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meteorknife 56 points ago +56 / -0

"I have a twitter account with 12 followers. I'm a journalist."

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Cray_cray_ 24 points ago +24 / -0

SMASH the like button.

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plaaaa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hello like and subscribe and wait 1 minute more of blabla for my clickbait.

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wethepepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

gave me HWNDUS flashbacks kek

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Two_Scoops__ 5 points ago +5 / -0

this guy interwebs

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booblitchutz 68 points ago +68 / -0

A dumb bitch with a phone is all she is.

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CJBarnacle 43 points ago +43 / -0

Probably had "PRESS" written in sharpie on her retard helmet.

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switchhand 28 points ago +28 / -0

She got out of the same car as the felon who is assaulting multiple officers and resisting arrest. No honey, you're not press. You're LARPing. And your friend is an idiot.

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tufftoffee 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep, she totally made it up on the spot thinking the cop would cooperate Lawl.

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BishopofBlackpool 2 points ago +2 / -0

It'll be the New York Timesmobile.

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

only cnn allowed to be press?

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of this.

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BlissBatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

MEMBA UH DA PWES

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barryb0nds 8 points ago +8 / -0

To be fair, the first half of your comment describes the actual press

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago +6 / -1

Women are so oppressed in this country that every dumb bitch with a phone can be "a member of the press."

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jtlovin 60 points ago +60 / -0

Lol like thats supposed to buy you some kind of Goodwill from the police nowadays

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kag-2020- 10 points ago +10 / -0

lol, less legit than the medics with a backpack full of dildos.

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FREEDOM1st 2 points ago +3 / -1

They use the dildos to plug sucking front hole wounds.

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tufftoffee 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cop decided to humor her lol. Why would "the press" car pool with ANTFA/BLM?

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mike1231 4 points ago +4 / -0

Easy. They’re the same thing.