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Labyrinth9000 28 points ago +28 / -0

"I'm a journalist"

Go get a REAL job!

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Amaroq64 13 points ago +13 / -0

Learn to code!

(Actually, don't do that, everywhere that hires coders wants you to have 10 years experience in a dozen languages so they can hire an indian for pennies a day when no-one meets the requirements.)

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Amaroq64 7 points ago +7 / -0

An alternate theory I've heard for that is: HR has no clue how to specify the level of experience they're looking for in a programmer, so they guesstimate a number of years based on whether they want beginner, intermediate, or expert.

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sometimescanbefunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, that's what I've thought too - in my (plenty of) interview experiences, I have to specifically ask if the job listing was written by HR or by the hiring manager, if I'm interviewing with HR or a hiring manager, and so on. Basically - HR useless and retarded; hiring manager typically knows what they're looking for and wanting.

Of course, that's not to detract from big boy multinationals trying to abuse lax labor regs for slave laborers

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ILearnedToCode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, do, because there are plenty of jobs available! Hard part is weeding out the retarded HR job postings and actual realistic job postings. I have no college degree or experience and went straight into a career after a 10 week programming bootcamp!

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Hi ajournalist, my name is Idon'tgiveafuck!"